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08-13-2024, 09:54 AM
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My debut in a judo/bjj gym tomorrow

I was a white belt years ago. I still remember some chit. Today I m going to mediate and envision myself fukin everyone up. I m pretty strong (23 dead hang pull-ups, back row 315 for reps, bench 315 for reps, squat 405 for reps). I m going to respect everyone of course but I m not going to let them toss me around cause I’m the new guy. I m going hard. Am I getting my ass handed to me?
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08-13-2024, 10:13 AM
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ur fukked. Enjoy getting manhandled by fat purple belts.
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08-13-2024, 10:15 AM
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You're probably gonna get wrecked m8 but that's how you learn

sounds like you're still a white belt, no need to say "was"
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08-13-2024, 10:32 AM
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All this doubt is going to fuel me more. I feel like an underdog now. This makes me more likely to fuk them up.
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08-13-2024, 10:45 AM
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I had to learn to go easy the hard way.

You're new you don't know jackchit just go very easy.

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08-13-2024, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted By OGfrom06⏩
I had to learn to go easy the hard way.

You're new you don't know jackchit just go very easy.

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What did you learn the hard way?

So you want me to just go in there and let them fuk me up? I ve been in the trenches long enough.
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08-13-2024, 12:13 PM
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No bjj gym has ever had a juiced up muscle guy come in and try to push people around, like ever.
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08-13-2024, 12:19 PM
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No bjj gym has ever had a juiced up muscle guy come in and try to push people around, like ever.
i'm natty. I want to learn of course and be humble. Doesn't mean I cant be an athlete without hurting feelings
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08-13-2024, 02:14 PM
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What did you learn the hard way?

So you want me to just go in there and let them fuk me up? I ve been in the trenches long enough.
Just try not to get subbed

Your first priority should be not get injured
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08-13-2024, 03:41 PM
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They’ll have you squealing like a piggy

And you’ll enjoy it


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08-13-2024, 03:42 PM
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08-13-2024, 04:05 PM
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You can just do the classic strong guy thing and pin your elbows to your hips when they inevitably mount you and stall
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