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08-14-2024, 08:02 AM
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How to escape an alligator death roll

ah fuk bye

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08-14-2024, 08:06 AM
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I dunno about playing dead. Gator's arent super territorial, they dont usually attack just for the purpose of killing you. They mostly attack to eat as far as I'm aware, if you stop putting up a fight youre probably just gonna get torn apart.
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08-14-2024, 08:26 AM
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shoot it. Or tell it your from PA and will give it violent diarrhea.
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08-14-2024, 08:32 AM
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shoot it. Or tell it your from PA and will give it violent diarrhea.
choot it!


PA…. just lol
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08-14-2024, 08:37 AM
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08-14-2024, 08:38 AM
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shoot it. Or tell it your from PA and will give it violent diarrhea.
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08-14-2024, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
ah fuk bye

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choot it!


PA…. just lol
Roll with it? I'm the one who dictates what happens not some tiny fkn lizzard. Treat that fkn thing just like i assert dominance over a sloot.





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shoot it. Or tell it your from PA and will give it violent diarrhea.
Least I'd have all my limbs…Meanwhile Puni be all limbless n schit

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08-14-2024, 08:53 AM
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In on roll bread
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08-14-2024, 08:59 AM
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can I be a mod? i have been a good boy for years
don't know why you'd want to but I guess I'll allow it

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Least I'd have all my limbs…Meanwhile Puni be all limbless n schit

gonna get uhyeahokay to shop your head on gator roll guy and then you'll be sorry you ever said that.
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