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post 1705107291 08-16-2024, 08:32 AM
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Hange Logistics

Going on a date with a sloot later tonight.

I suggested my go to of going out for drinks and such at a place near my house. Doing this makes it super easy to invite sloots to go my place afterwards.

The issue is, sloot just told me she doesn't have a car and lives 20 minutes away (12 miles, bad traffic in area).

What do y'all think? Should I go to somewhere near her or do I suggest driving her so that she doesn't have to uber? Would the suggesting driving her be too much stranger danger?
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post 1705107351 08-16-2024, 08:33 AM
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stfu punk ass kid.you never raised a horse in your life.
post 1705107501 08-16-2024, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
sloot just told me she doesn't have a car
Beer is my brush and the road is my canvas
post 1705107941 08-16-2024, 08:51 AM
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How in da fuk do you only have 36 posts?

You doing some Criss ANgel mindfreak shiit here?

And where is the pic of the sloot?
post 1705108431 08-16-2024, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
Why does Jack Nicholson approve so highly of her not having a car?
Originally Posted By LuigiMiami631⏩
How in da fuk do you only have 36 posts?

You doing some Criss ANgel mindfreak shiit here?

And where is the pic of the sloot?
I'll post pictures if I succeed, otherwise, no point since why post a sloot you didn't fuk?
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post 1705108471 08-16-2024, 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
Why does Jack Nicholson approve so highly of her not having a car?
Not having a car means she's most likely young and poor. That's my kinda sloot.
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post 1705108541 08-16-2024, 09:05 AM
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Buy her a ticket to the railroad and have her take the train to your place. Railroad moggers FTW
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post 1705108601 08-16-2024, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
Not having a car means she's most likely young and poor. That's my kinda sloot.
Unfortunately, she's a 30 year old career boss bitch. She doesn't have a car because she was living in DC.

I was hoping miscers would have ideas on the best logistical plan to maxx chances of fuking her.

Oh well, I guess I don't care that much and can just wing it and whatever happens happens. I need to focus on gymceling and not worry about sloots so much.
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post 1705109261 08-16-2024, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
Unfortunately, she's a 30 year old career boss bitch. She doesn't have a car because she was living in DC.

I was hoping miscers would have ideas on the best logistical plan to maxx chances of fuking her.

Oh well, I guess I don't care that much and can just wing it and whatever happens happens. I need to focus on gymceling and not worry about sloots so much.
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post 1705109341 08-16-2024, 09:30 AM
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Offer to drive her home or to the office or to the metro in the morning. Don't bring it up unless she does.
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post 1705149831 08-17-2024, 09:39 AM
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-Successfully managed to get her over to my place after a long convoluted date with many stops.

-Managed to make out with her but didn't manage to fuk. Maybe I could have if I kept at it but she had to go home. She agreed to go on another date tomorrow though so I have another shot at it.

-Turns out she was a ****** from Pajeetstan. I knew she looked ethnic but didn't realize ******

-Turns out I misjudged her, she was cool, careerceling was the only choice to escape abject poverty from Pajeetstan.

-She confirmed all the ****** stereotypes, LOL. I was subtle about bringing things up and avoided being full blown miscer about it. Some highlights were, we passed a parking garage and I was telling her about how bums like to piss in those and she was all like "please don't remind me, people do that everywhere back home, not just parking garages". She wore a jacket to the date in the middle of summer, I thought she was just used to the heat but she was like "no, back home, if women don't cover up, the men stare and get rapey". She's staying with ****** coworkers and apparently it would have been scandalous if she didn't wear a jacket prior to going out.

-She's pretty but my god is she hairy, only arms and lower back were exposed, those were covered with hair, the rest is probably the same, maybe I'll get to see tomorrow.

-I've always looked down on degens but I was a public nuisance yesterday. Ended up smoking green with her in a family friendly area with kids around, LOL.

-Turns out the reason she didn't have a car was because she was living in Pajeetstan and has only been in the USA for less than 2 weeks. Very blackpill revelation. She was talking about how she's only had 1 relationship before and even that she had to hide because of how conservative back home was. Yet, as soon as she got off the plane and got over the jet lag, she's making out with a strange man she just met, LOL.
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post 1705149931 08-17-2024, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
-Successfully managed to get her over to my place after a long convoluted date with many stops.

-Managed to make out with her but didn't manage to fuk. Maybe I could have if I kept at it but she had to go home. She agreed to go on another date tomorrow though so I have another shot at it.

-Turns out she was a ****** from Pajeetstan. I knew she looked ethnic but didn't realize ******

-Turns out I misjudged her, she was cool, careerceling was the only choice to escape abject poverty from Pajeetstan.

-She confirmed all the ****** stereotypes, LOL. I was subtle about bringing things up and avoided being full blown miscer about it. Some highlights were, we passed a parking garage and I was telling her about how bums like to piss in those and she was all like "please don't remind me, people do that everywhere back home, not just parking garages". She wore a jacket to the date in the middle of summer, I thought she was just used to the heat but she was like "no, back home, if women don't cover up, the men stare and get rapey". She's staying with ****** coworkers and apparently it would have been scandalous if she didn't wear a jacket prior to going out.

-She's pretty but my god is she hairy, only arms and lower back were exposed, those were covered with hair, the rest is probably the same, maybe I'll get to see tomorrow.

-I've always looked down on degens but I was a public nuisance yesterday. Ended up smoking green with her in a family friendly area with kids around, LOL.

-Turns out the reason she didn't have a car was because she was living in Pajeetstan and has only been in the USA for less than 2 weeks. Very blackpill revelation. She was talking about how she's only had 1 relationship before and even that she had to hide because of how conservative back home was. Yet, as soon as she got off the plane and got over the jet lag, she's making out with a strange man she just met, LOL.
I matched with a ****** one time. Asked her for her number and said I was going to drunk text her. I sent her a picture of my dik lol. She was saying she didn't like indian guys and tried to claim she was from south america but she was very clearly indian
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post 1705213071 08-18-2024, 09:45 PM
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I failed lol.

Got her in bed fingering her but she wouldn't let me fuk.

The bad luck is that she's moving to Indiana in 2 days so I don't have more time to keep at it.

Not my fault, I blame it on her hangups from living all her life in Pajeetstan.

Then again, ****** would have just raped so maybe it is my fault.
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post 1705213261 08-18-2024, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
I failed lol.

Got her in bed fingering her but she wouldn't let me fuk.

The bad luck is that she's moving to Indiana in 2 days so I don't have more time to keep at it.

Not my fault, I blame it on her hangups from living all her life in Pajeetstan.

Then again, ****** would have just raped so maybe it is my fault.
Time to blast gear and get huge. Stop this hinge bullchit. Waste of time. This is probably your last chance.
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post 1705213321 08-18-2024, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
Time to blast gear and get huge. Stop this hinge bullchit. Waste of time. This is probably your last chance.
Last chance to do what? 🤔
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post 1705213471 08-18-2024, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
I failed lol.

Got her in bed fingering her but she wouldn't let me fuk.

The bad luck is that she's moving to Indiana in 2 days so I don't have more time to keep at it.

Not my fault, I blame it on her hangups from living all her life in Pajeetstan.

Then again, ****** would have just raped so maybe it is my fault.
another WIN the railroad mogger getting 100% guaranteed smashes & Bank of America collecting interest on your jestermaxxing bills
post 1705213481 08-18-2024, 10:00 PM
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Your fingers smell like curry? Was her poos hair gripping your finger? Did she pis or chit anywhere other than the bathroom?
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post 1705213521 08-18-2024, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
Last chance to do what?
Blast gear to the max. You claim to be a genetically superior specimen. Or keep trying to bang used up 30 year olds. Whatever floats your boat.
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post 1705213761 08-18-2024, 10:14 PM
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post 1705213881 08-18-2024, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted By BrianDaMan⏩
another WIN the railroad mogger getting 100% guaranteed smashes & Bank of America collecting interest on your jestermaxxing bills
Another L for me is I've now taken Viagra twice and spiked my blood pressure for no reason lol.
Originally Posted By strenffgains⏩
Your fingers smell like curry? Was her poos hair gripping your finger? Did she pis or chit anywhere other than the bathroom?
I in fact smelled my fingers after to see, no curry smell. Then again, she did say she was avoiding Indian food because if she's in America, she wants to try all the American cuisine.
Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
Blast gear to the max. You claim to be a genetically superior specimen. Or keep trying to bang used up 30 year olds. Whatever floats your boat.
Going to resume fightmaxxing once the trap heals though.
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post 1705214001 08-18-2024, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
Another L for me is I've now taken Viagra twice and spiked my blood pressure for no reason lol.

Going to resume fightmaxxing once the trap heals though.
cialis lowers blood pressure

I met a sloot the other day that wants the d. I've always had better luck when I wasn't looking for it.
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You fingered her and she didn't touch your dink? and where are the pictures.. it's game over with this chick
Originally Posted By LuigiMiami631⏩
How in da fuk do you only have 36 posts?

You doing some Criss ANgel mindfreak shiit here?

And where is the pic of the sloot?
that loser is deleting his posts with a script another miscer wrote.
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
Then again, she did say she was avoiding Indian food because if she's in America, she wants to try all the American cuisine.
Inb4 she gets fat then.
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
Going on a date with a sloot later tonight.

I suggested my go to of going out for drinks and such at a place near my house. Doing this makes it super easy to invite sloots to go my place afterwards.

The issue is, sloot just told me she doesn't have a car and lives 20 minutes away (12 miles, bad traffic in area).

What do y'all think? Should I go to somewhere near her or do I suggest driving her so that she doesn't have to uber? Would the suggesting driving her be too much stranger danger?
No this is an opportunity, tell her you will pick her up as you have something planned for the night. Then when she asks what the plan is, say its a surprise but she just needs to trust you.

She will start to get nervous a bit when you get to a place thats really remote and likely even get a bit agitated that you are going to be driving for over an hour, but point to the picnic basket in the back seat and say to her that she ruined the surprise when you have stretched the suspense as far as it can go. Ease her discomfort by saying that you are taking her to a special place and it will be worth it.

Once you are in the middle of nowhere, unzip your pants and tell her there is only one way she gets home.

Its basically fool proof.
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
I failed lol.

Got her in bed fingering her but she wouldn't let me fuk.

The bad luck is that she's moving to Indiana in 2 days so I don't have more time to keep at it.

Not my fault, I blame it on her hangups from living all her life in Pajeetstan.

Then again, ****** would have just raped so maybe it is my fault.
where are the pics
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