I had a small get together last night with a few friends. I bought some white claws for this sloot that i was going to try to bang later but one of my buddies decided to drink most of them himself.

He then had the nerve to not even finish the last one as he was leaving, pretty chitty thing to do. I dont really like him that much anyways.

I decided to fuk with him and texted him this morning telling him it was good to see him (I lied) but to not waste beer because we all know white claws are not seltzers.

Wasteful piece of chit.