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08-19-2024, 08:35 PM
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Do you know where you want to be buried?

Saw some chit today that got me thinking, I don’t have a place like that. Do you?
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08-19-2024, 08:38 PM
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Human burial is stupid. It really is. What even is the point? Some jackass is going to dig up your decayed corpse at some point and probably desecrate your skeleton. Is that something you really want? And for what?
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08-19-2024, 08:39 PM
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I use to run a cemetery and crematoria for a while…
Personally, I wont be buried after what iv seen and smelt.
The coffin/casket turns into a swimming pool the first downpour.
During the backfill, a tone of earth on top of you can also crush the casket in really badly.

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08-19-2024, 08:39 PM
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Ideally, in the sandpit of the women's long jump for the olympics.
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08-19-2024, 08:44 PM
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08-19-2024, 08:45 PM
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I don't care since I'll be dead anyways.
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08-19-2024, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted By 24HrParking
I use to run a cemetery and crematoria for a while…
Personally, I wont be buried after what iv seen and smelt.
The coffin/casket turns into a swimming pool the first downpour.
During the backfill, a tone of earth on top of you can also crush the casket in really badly.

If you have Qs, fire away
This stuff freaks me out, would rather be burned than eaten by worms in some pool. But your bones are preserved, so there’s that.
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08-19-2024, 09:20 PM
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This stuff freaks me out, would rather be burned than eaten by worms in some pool. But your bones are preserved, so there’s that.
Crypt in a wall is pretty good, body stays in tact for years. Another way is cremation, bones are turned into fine dust to be placed anywhere.. but yeah, buried- FK THAT.
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08-19-2024, 09:42 PM
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This stuff freaks me out, would rather be burned than eaten by worms in some pool. But your bones are preserved, so there’s that.
What good are your bones to anybody? Who wants Adam's bones to toss around in the backyard?
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08-19-2024, 09:43 PM
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Throw me in the fukkin ocean srs.
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08-19-2024, 09:46 PM
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i hope i die
fast,dont care where
i will buried.
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