Was in the gym today. Guy walks in and asks front desk girl to play Christian music over the gym speakers. She puts on some Christian rock playlist. Not even Christian metal like Stryper but soft Christian rock.

Guy had on some t-shirt that with a had a graphic of a cross, a dove, and a dumbell. It had some bible verse on it. I didn't know any biblical verses pertained to lifting.

Guy then approaches every female in the gym to tell her about Jesus and invite her to his church. Most seemed receptive, and he even used it as a way to get contact info from the gym sloots.

He only approached women to spread the gospel.

He didn't pick up a single weight.

Why don't any of you FA incels try this?! It looks like it worked lol. The guy wasn't even great looking (no homo), just an average dorky guy in his 30's.

Pretty sure that was Ron at your gym

Message from Ron

Hi everyone. Would any of you like to have the
privilege of being saved? While salvation is a
free gift, some people mistakenly believe that
they must work for it in order to be allowed
into Heaven after death. You can get saved
right now and be sure that your soul will go
to Heaven after death. God sent his perfect Son,
the Lord Jesus Christ, into the world to save
our souls. Jesus paid for our wrongdoing with
his blood, dying on a cross†, and in three days
Jesus rose from the dead so that we could be
forgiven and so that our souls could go to
Heaven after our life ends. Jesus Christ is
very kind-hearted. God describes Heaven as a
very beautiful and eternally joyful place for
those who believe Jesus Christ is the Son of God
and what he did for them. If anyone of you who
will believe Jesus Christ is the Son of God and
what he did for you, SAY, Praise the Lord Jesus.
Praise the Lord Jesus❣️ You may copy and share
the message on social media if you would like to.

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I ask my gay ass gym to play something heavier than top 40 and they look at me like I'm crazy. Nobody wants to lift to Doja Cat and the weekend

My gym usually plays 80's metal like Judas Priest and Scorpions.

Won't work.

People will smell you're a deranged sociopathic loser trying to manipulate people by pretending you are a Christian.


Why would you even make a thread about this, trying to tell people to pretend to be something .. for what… hookups or attention? Shameful is not even the word. You disgust me OP.

The fact that I used Jesus-maxing in the thread title should imply that it's satire, seeing as that is sacrilege . Although the events I posted did happen, and I thought it was bizarre enough to share on the misc.

Add Christianity to anything, and it makes it worse. Christian rock, etc.

Christian Rap is not bad: