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Thread: Imagine being Christiano Ronaldo and this is who you marry (sloots finna sloot)

post 1705324691 08-21-2024, 03:50 PM
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Imagine being Christiano Ronaldo and this is who you marry (sloots finna sloot)

Not even being the goat stops these sloots from slooting



What can us mortal men even expect if they still need attention after locking in the most famous athlete in the world?
post 1705324771 08-21-2024, 03:53 PM
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IDK if CR7 is gay or just European.

Gay is a strong possibility though and all the sloots would be beards.
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post 1705339841 08-21-2024, 10:32 PM
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Thread really did numbers
post 1705340181 08-21-2024, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
IDK if CR7 is gay or just European.

Gay is a strong possibility though and all the sloots would be beards.
Did you read the story about his Vegas hookup?

It makes it seem hard to play the field if you’re that famous because everyone can try to get paid after.

He also has a weird relationship where his child he had with an American waitress is in his custody, and he paid off the mother to never be there.
post 1705341171 08-21-2024, 11:50 PM
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it requires me to log in brah

cliffs?

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post 1705341261 08-21-2024, 11:56 PM
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post 1705341271 08-21-2024, 11:56 PM
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post 1705341351 08-22-2024, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted By ZergHydralisk⏩
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brutal, wasn't aware she was so low class lol

with her natural hair color she's pretty hngg though
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Christiano is considered a 10/10 Chad. One of the most famous athletes on Earth. Insanely rich. And yet his wife still craves attention on social media. Sloots gonna sloots.
post 1705342141 08-22-2024, 01:12 AM
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The Africanization of women.

Literally looks like a baboon mating ritual.
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Originally Posted By QuitYourCrying⏩
The Africanization of women.
Literally looks like a baboon mating ritual.
Best analogy yet .

Originally Posted By markkillerings⏩
Christiano is considered a 10/10 Chad. One of the most famous athletes on Earth. Insanely rich. And yet his wife still craves attention on social media. Sloots gonna sloots.
Validation and attention is like crack to sloots . Scientists actually claimed in the 50’s that sloots could not surpass a 10 year old boy’s mentality. For further context go to TikTok
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post 1705342341 08-22-2024, 01:27 AM
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Originally Posted By QuitYourCrying⏩
The Africanization of women.

Literally looks like a baboon mating ritual.
LMFAO, perfect
post 1705344251 08-22-2024, 03:14 AM
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Negged OP for using the word "finna"

Low IQ retardation. It must stop
post 1705345751 08-22-2024, 05:06 AM
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What a disgusting and disrespectful creature.
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post 1705346191 08-22-2024, 05:27 AM
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Originally Posted By QuitYourCrying⏩
The Africanization of women.

Literally looks like a baboon mating ritual.
Nailed it.
post 1705346211 08-22-2024, 05:28 AM
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more like "dip****s gonna dip****"

he really made that the mother of his children?
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