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08-21-2024, 02:50 PM
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Imagine being Christiano Ronaldo and this is who you marry (sloots finna sloot)

Not even being the goat stops these sloots from slooting

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZMr7L8x74/

What can us mortal men even expect if they still need attention after locking in the most famous athlete in the world?
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08-21-2024, 02:53 PM
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IDK if CR7 is gay or just European.

Gay is a strong possibility though and all the sloots would be beards.
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08-21-2024, 09:32 PM
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08-21-2024, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
IDK if CR7 is gay or just European.

Gay is a strong possibility though and all the sloots would be beards.
Did you read the story about his Vegas hookup?

It makes it seem hard to play the field if you’re that famous because everyone can try to get paid after.

He also has a weird relationship where his child he had with an American waitress is in his custody, and he paid off the mother to never be there.
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08-21-2024, 10:50 PM
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it requires me to log in brah

cliffs?

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08-21-2024, 10:54 PM
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Can’t see the Tik Tok

But his gf is so basic and average looking as far as those types of girls go.

He could do way better idk what he sees in her.
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08-21-2024, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
IDK if CR7 is gay or just European.

Gay is a strong possibility though and all the sloots would be beards.
Yeah there is something off about him.

He is not goodlooking either he just tried realy hard to looksmax.
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08-21-2024, 10:56 PM
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twitter link for those that can't see on tiktok:

https://x.com/WyronGaines/status/1826385374257840587
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08-21-2024, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted By ZergHydralisk⏩
twitter link for those that can't see on tiktok:

https://x.com/WyronGaines/status/1826385374257840587
brutal, wasn't aware she was so low class lol

with her natural hair color she's pretty hngg though
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08-21-2024, 11:46 PM
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Christiano is considered a 10/10 Chad. One of the most famous athletes on Earth. Insanely rich. And yet his wife still craves attention on social media. Sloots gonna sloots.
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08-22-2024, 12:12 AM
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The Africanization of women.

Literally looks like a baboon mating ritual.
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08-22-2024, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted By QuitYourCrying⏩
The Africanization of women.
Literally looks like a baboon mating ritual.
Best analogy yet .



Originally Posted By markkillerings⏩
Christiano is considered a 10/10 Chad. One of the most famous athletes on Earth. Insanely rich. And yet his wife still craves attention on social media. Sloots gonna sloots.
Validation and attention is like crack to sloots . Scientists actually claimed in the 50’s that sloots could not surpass a 10 year old boy’s mentality. For further context go to TikTok
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08-22-2024, 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted By QuitYourCrying⏩
The Africanization of women.

Literally looks like a baboon mating ritual.
LMFAO, perfect
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08-22-2024, 02:14 AM
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Negged OP for using the word "finna"

Low IQ retardation. It must stop
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08-22-2024, 04:06 AM
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What a disgusting and disrespectful creature.
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08-22-2024, 04:27 AM
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Originally Posted By QuitYourCrying⏩
The Africanization of women.

Literally looks like a baboon mating ritual.
Nailed it.
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08-22-2024, 04:28 AM
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more like "dip****s gonna dip****"

he really made that the mother of his children?
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