Fkin stupid. I hate having the cap even slightly touching my face. I just had a protein milkshake and obviously you shake it first, so there's milkshake on the bottle cap. Brb leave it alone and milkshake gets on my cheek or chin. Brb pull it off and the rebound makes me spill some. It's that stupid flexible plastic too so you can't twist it off.
Wtf brahs I get that people are starving in Africa etc but this ruined my day.

brah that is so you don't lose your lid

I always carry a leatherman, so I just cut that chit off

You could have just said carry a pocket knife but you had to drop that it was a Leatherman

I'm sure it matters

thas cap