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post 1705476891 08-25-2024, 10:37 AM
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Life of a trucker (banged a lot lizard)

Half way through my East to West coast long haul. Stopped off in a truck stop just outside of Denver. Parked up my 18 wheeler Jobuilt Phantom. 10 mins goes by and I see this lovely lady stumbling toward my cab, bottle of cheap vodka in hand. She offered $40 for BB anal and CIM. Did the deed, lit up a J then napped for 6 hours. Back on the road in 30 mins after a quick wet wipe shower. U mirin?

post 1705476921 08-25-2024, 10:38 AM
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post 1705476941 08-25-2024, 10:40 AM
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Do you worry about automation of trucking cutting into salaries/jobs in the next couple decades?
post 1705477811 08-25-2024, 11:11 AM
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post 1705477851 08-25-2024, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
Half way through my East to West coast long haul. Stopped off in a truck stop just outside of Denver. Parked up my 18 wheeler Jobuilt Phantom. 10 mins goes by and I see this lovely lady stumbling toward my cab, bottle of cheap vodka in hand. She offered $40 for BB anal and CIM. Did the deed, lit up a J then napped for 6 hours. Back on the road in 30 mins after a quick wet wipe shower. U mirin?

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post 1705477991 08-25-2024, 11:15 AM
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She looks like an Irish drug addict from Kensington Philadelphia.
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post 1705478071 08-25-2024, 11:16 AM
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Not mirin.


Semi mirin.
post 1705478881 08-25-2024, 11:36 AM
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Dat gumjob
post 1705478951 08-25-2024, 11:39 AM
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In a Kenworth pullin' logs
Onelegsquats with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
We is headin' for bear on I-one-oh
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I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the onelegsquat
"And I'm about to put the lot lizzard down
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post 1705478971 08-25-2024, 11:39 AM
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Why exactly would you want to stick your penis into this chicks anus?
post 1705479661 08-25-2024, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Why exactly would you want to stick your penis into this chicks anus?
I had been edging during the drive and pants covered in precum. I'd rather dump my load into a lizards angus than have to change undies bro. Plus she told me before hand she douched a few hours ago so the coast to coast was clear
post 1705479721 08-25-2024, 11:57 AM
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damnit boy son, them alien romuluses got to you boy, get in a tub full of hydrogen peroxide as quick as ass
post 1705482241 08-25-2024, 01:15 PM
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bump any other truckcels here?
post 1705482331 08-25-2024, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
Half way through my East to West coast long haul. Stopped off in a truck stop just outside of Denver. Parked up my 18 wheeler JobuiltPhantom. 10 mins goes by and I see this lovely lady stumbling toward my cab, bottle of cheap vodka in hand. She offered $40 for BB anal and CIM. Did the deed, lit up a J then napped for 6 hours. Back on the road in 30 mins after a quick wet wipe shower. U mirin?

U aware OP?

post 1705482431 08-25-2024, 01:19 PM
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Trucker bro checking in, son I am disappoint.
I loe e.
post 1705482481 08-25-2024, 01:20 PM
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post 1705482511 08-25-2024, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Paul
U aware OP?

I played this song while she pulled her crusty panties down and stuck a lubed index finger up her poop chute
post 1705482571 08-25-2024, 01:23 PM
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Makes me wonder where it all went wrong for her.

Probably trying drugs as a teen I assume.
post 1705482911 08-25-2024, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted By misctrader⏩
Makes me wonder where it all went wrong for her.

Probably trying drugs as a teen I assume.
Idc she moaned hard when I slid in her recently douched arse. Still felt tight and she was able to squeeze and release with every thrust it felt incredible. Kinda caught the feels for her srs, we did exchange numbers but she said to text her soon because it's a burner phone she needs to replace soon. She isn't on any social media which is a green flag
post 1705483751 08-25-2024, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
Idc she moaned hard when I slid in her recently douched arse. Still felt tight and she was able to squeeze and release with every thrust it felt incredible. Kinda caught the feels for her srs, we did exchange numbers but she said to text her soon because it's a burner phone she needs to replace soon. She isn't on any social media which is a green flag
Damn, caught the feels for her too huh? You can save her I bet.
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post 1705484071 08-25-2024, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
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Fkn lol this
post 1705484151 08-25-2024, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Damn, caught the feels for her too huh? You can save her I bet.
I can provide clean clothes and some ramen noodles and a few blankets but she keeps leaving me on read then finally replying at 4am. Beginning to think we might not be exclusive. Oh well I'm about 300 miles away from there now. Hoping to see her again on the drive back but only if she promises to quit the lizard game.
post 1705485031 08-25-2024, 02:50 PM
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You must have the highest test on the misc
post 1705485191 08-25-2024, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩
You must have the highest test on the misc
why wont she stay faithful to me
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
Idc she moaned hard when I slid in her recently douched arse. Still felt tight and she was able to squeeze and release with every thrust it felt incredible. Kinda caught the feels for her srs, we did exchange numbers but she said to text her soon because it's a burner phone she needs to replace soon. She isn't on any social media which is a green flag
post 1705486891 08-25-2024, 03:51 PM
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There is such a thing as too much test. Jesus Christ
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