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post 1705484371 08-25-2024, 02:27 PM
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Got pinned by a girl at jiu jitsu

Genuinely couldn't get out from under her unless I used 100% of my strength. On the plus side I did feel her big soft breast pressed against my head at one point.
post 1705484471 08-25-2024, 02:31 PM
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post 1705484561 08-25-2024, 02:32 PM
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Did you cooooooom tho?
post 1705484571 08-25-2024, 02:33 PM
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Did you get a boner?
post 1705485141 08-25-2024, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
Did you get a boner?
He's gay
post 1705491281 08-25-2024, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
....Right. I don't care if a sloot is a black belt she ain't overpowering me. Do u weigh 120lbs?

Stop pretending to be irish btw and if u are actually ur a disgrace to the irish race.
You should probably focus on getting a job instead of telling tall tales on the Internet. You are from GB and yet can't even seem to grasp basic spelling. It's you're not ur.
post 1705491291 08-25-2024, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
Did you get a boner?
No but I will probably try and smash srs.
post 1705491331 08-25-2024, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted By wasp9166⏩
He's gay
Obviously mistaking me for someone else? You won't meet a straighter person on the misc.
post 1705491441 08-25-2024, 06:20 PM
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BJJ is delusional.



Why would you want to roll around with rocks on the ground?
post 1705491451 08-25-2024, 06:20 PM
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Recently saw a video of a bodybuilder get destroyed by a pro and then they matched him up with an attractive female and she actually put him to sleep and when he woke up he was screaming call 911 so I think he even got hurt. I’d die of embarrassment if that happened to me. Might even resort to violence
post 1705491511 08-25-2024, 06:21 PM
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I would get very hard and maybe drip in my skivvies a bit
post 1705491631 08-25-2024, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted By USA90210⏩
BJJ is delusional.



Why would you want to roll around with rocks on the ground?
Bjj is a sport not a sentinent being, it cannot experience delusion.
post 1705491851 08-25-2024, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Khumatmibro⏩
Bjj is a sport not a sentinent being, it cannot experience delusion.
Yeah, your right.



But BJJ'ers engage in homosexual activity of rolling on the ground with other men.




How is rolling on the concrete safe?



BJJ involves rubbing your penor on another man.
post 1705491931 08-25-2024, 06:32 PM
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I would wreck u in a fight

srs
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post 1705492001 08-25-2024, 06:36 PM
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post 1705492011 08-25-2024, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
You wouldn't fight him because the look of terror on his face and his pleas for forgiveness would make u feel sorry for him. You'd cringe and walk away.
I would have no mercy on that gay ass lil ****** I would chop his head off like breh did in the first scene of game of thrones
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post 1705492071 08-25-2024, 06:41 PM
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