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post 10000234917 06-28-2026, 03:49 PM
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In-laws are forcing me to take a breathalyzer every hour at 4th of July

From past experiences of rowdy behavior, physical altercations and getting arrested on 4th of July my former in-laws are demanding I take a breathalyzer every hour. No compromises .

I'm about to go along with it because I haven’t seen my kids in years because my ex wife had me arrested for throwing her around something serious when she was clawing my eyes out one evening.

All seems good now and ready to move forward on the home front, but no way I won't sneak drinks. When i fail the breathalyzer i will claim the listerine I use to try, and cure my gingivitis is causing a false positive.

I live on a ranch taming and breaking horses in the middle of nowhere and if crap hits the floor and i manage to step in it, ill just go home and do fireworks by myself out in the open field.
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post 10000234920 06-28-2026, 03:52 PM
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post 10000234926 06-28-2026, 03:58 PM
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Lmfao thats wild

are you serious?
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Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro⏩
From past experiences of rowdy behavior, physical altercations and getting arrested on 4th of July my former in-laws are demanding I take a breathalyzer every hour. No compromises .

I'm about to go along with it because I haven’t seen my kids in years because my ex wife had me arrested for throwing her around something serious when she was clawing my eyes out one evening.

All seems good now and ready to move forward on the home front, but no way I won't sneak drinks. When i fail the breathalyzer i will claim the listerine I use to try, and cure my gingivitis is causing a false positive.

I live on a ranch taming and breaking horses in the middle of nowhere and if crap hits the floor and i manage to step in it, ill just go home and do fireworks by myself out in the open field.
This can't be real.


Even if so, thats never gunna work.
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post 10000234974 06-28-2026, 04:34 PM
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Sounds like a solid plan op. I hope you have a wonderful independence day. Srs, vry srs.
post 10000234976 06-28-2026, 04:36 PM
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Well ,they must be very vigilant, seeing how they fkd up monitoring what goes in their daughter

You should be good
post 10000235217 06-28-2026, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
Lmfao thats wild

are you serious?
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post 10000235223 06-28-2026, 07:46 PM
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Lol admittedly I made up this thread, and just did a spin on the user Noitall.

He was a troll miscer who was funny as fuk that had some wild stories, but pretty sure he made them up, or not lol.


This was the original thread lol.


https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180836513


Another funny thread.


https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180979023
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post 10000235229 06-28-2026, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro⏩
Lol admittedly I made up this thread, and just did a spin on the user Noitall.

He was a troll miscer who was funny as fuk that had some wild stories, but pretty sure he made them up, or not lol.


This was the original thread lol.


https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180836513


Another funny thread.


https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180979023
I totally forgot about notail.

His “live on ranch taming a breaking horses” shtick would crack me up every time lol
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster2⏩
I totally forgot about notail.

His “live on ranch taming a breaking horses” shtick would crack me up every time lol
Amazing you're going to the misc meetup?
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Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro⏩
From past experiences of rowdy behavior, physical altercations and getting arrested on 4th of July my former in-laws are demanding I take a breathalyzer every hour. No compromises .

I'm about to go along with it because I haven’t seen my kids in years because my ex wife had me arrested for throwing her around something serious when she was clawing my eyes out one evening.

All seems good now and ready to move forward on the home front, but no way I won't sneak drinks. When i fail the breathalyzer i will claim the listerine I use to try, and cure my gingivitis is causing a false positive.

I live on a ranch taming and breaking horses in the middle of nowhere and if crap hits the floor and i manage to step in it, ill just go home and do fireworks by myself out in the open field.
Ok cool.
post 10000235589 06-29-2026, 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted By mattLondon4131302⏩
Ok cool.
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster2⏩
His “live on ranch taming a breaking horses” shtick would crack me up every time lol
I recognised that line but couldn’t remember who from, just that it was a story teller on misc.
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