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post 1692865033 11-05-2023, 12:24 PM
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Misc give me a confidence boost - about to call divorced crush

This is a divorced realtor I've had a massive crush on for years. I think she's 49 or 50. She was a realtor for my family and became divorced this time last year. I haven't spoken to her in probably 2 years and my relative and I tried to sneak some interest in but wasn't receptive due to my age. Well she hasn't seen me in a while and I've grown up and look better. I can't find any pictures of her online either. She's probably 5'8 average build brunette, very classy looking.
If it gets to the point in the call I KNOW it'll go either she's too old/old enough to be my mom, or I'm too young/old enough to be her son. I'm not having it.
I'm ready to call her right now, but I want to be prepared with topics and defense. Repping all serious replies.
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post 1692866253 11-05-2023, 12:43 PM
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I mean lots of women are attractive at her age and if she's recently divorced you may have a chance to have something serious. Most people her age and my age don't want to jump into relationships to play the dating game. That is something everyone if your lucky grows out of.

Just contact her and start a conversation and see where it goes
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post 1692866273 11-05-2023, 12:44 PM
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are you trying to smash or get into a relationship with a 50 year old lady?

how old are you.

we are all at a place where it's time to stop being a poosy and just go for what you want.
post 1692866943 11-05-2023, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted By bicmane102⏩
are you trying to smash or get into a relationship with a 50 year old lady?

how old are you.

we are all at a place where it's time to stop being a poosy and just go for what you want.
I'm 32 and it wouldn't bother me if something sprouted, I actually prefer it. I'm doing better now than I ever have, although in the real world it still isn't chit.
I gave her a call. She just happened to be on her way to a party so it was a little rushed and not a lot was talked about. I told her to give me a call back when she has some more time
"ok!"
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post 1693882893 11-24-2023, 08:16 PM
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so she hasn't called me back, but I texted her for thanksgiving and she texted back. not sure what I can do to pursue at this point
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post 1693882983 11-24-2023, 08:18 PM
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do you have mommy issues or something? why are you chasing a woman nearly 20 years over you?
post 1693883133 11-24-2023, 08:22 PM
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Lmao bro wtf I ain't one to judge people's fetishes but come on bro you re 32 and want to bang a woman in her 50s?

Come on jack
post 1693895493 11-25-2023, 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted By AdvancedDreamer⏩
do you have mommy issues or something? why are you chasing a woman nearly 20 years over you?
I'm open minded pal
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post 1694219803 12-01-2023, 03:02 PM
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not letting this thread down without an attempt. i get irresistable urges and I just went for it.

there's not enough interaction between us for us to develop 'feelings'. I'm just heavily attracted and have been.

help
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post 1694221263 12-01-2023, 03:35 PM
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hurry or im going to fukin send something
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post 1694221603 12-01-2023, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted By HairyWBush⏩
hurry or im going to fukin send something
Don't. She cut you off. This pursuit is over.
post 1694221613 12-01-2023, 03:41 PM
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It's simple. She's a realtor.

Have a friend call her pretending to be selling a $1mm+ property. When she shows up, say 'come in'

Then walk out from the kitchen buck naked.

Win
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post 1694221743 12-01-2023, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted By shmobin⏩
Don't. She cut you off. This pursuit is over.
she remembers the younger less mature me, but unaware of who i am now. that's likely my only save
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post 1694221893 12-01-2023, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted By HairyWBush⏩
she remembers the younger less mature me, but unaware of who i am now. that's likely my only save
The young you is ingrained in her brain. She would be kinda gross to be attracted to you even if you have grown up.
post 1694221973 12-01-2023, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted By shmobin⏩
The young you is ingrained in her brain. She would be kinda gross to be attracted to you even if you have grown up.
hm I see. guess we'll find out
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post 1694222133 12-01-2023, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted By suave2000⏩
Lmao bro wtf I ain't one to judge people's fetishes but come on bro you re 32 and want to bang a woman in her 50s?

Come on jack
Jack, pls
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post 1694222223 12-01-2023, 03:51 PM
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Abort..for now. If you can get in a low stress social situation like a party with her where her guard is down and maybe change her mind some there’s a slight chance, but otherwise it’s over
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Bro go jerk off to milf porn and think do you really want to make an ass of yourself? or whoremaxx real quick with an older tute. Because if you keep pushing it, she could contact someone in your family. and that would be very embarrassing for you
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post 1694222273 12-01-2023, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted By HairyWBush⏩
hm I see. guess we'll find out
lmao you already did.
post 1694222493 12-01-2023, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
Bro go jerk off to milf porn and think do you really want to make an ass of yourself? or whoremaxx real quick with an older tute. Because if you keep pushing it, she could contact someone in your family. and that would be very embarrassing for you
not worried one bit..she's a friend of a relative already and she's known about this as long as I have.
Originally Posted By ezmac31⏩
Abort..for now. If you can get in a low stress social situation like a party with her where her guard is down and maybe change her mind some there’s a slight chance, but otherwise it’s over
unfortunately that's impossible. BUT maybe your other part may help, as in hold off for the moment. message her later?
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post 1694222623 12-01-2023, 03:56 PM
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Just convince her to get 1 drink to catch up( a nice classy place or hotel bar) dress well, and work your magic live.
You are buying..... so be persistent.
There is an unspoken thing, we are iron brothers and sisters, we are to support each other and...It is our duty to support our brothers and sisters in the iron game!
post 1694222793 12-01-2023, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted By x-trainer
Just convince her to get 1 drink to catch up( a nice classy place or hotel bar) dress well, and work your magic live.
You are buying..... so be persistent.
i could do that too if I see the opening
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“realtor”
“can’t find pics of her on line”

Pick one. Realtors have pics all over the place. Especially if they are over a 4/10.

Also, find an excuse to hang out with her. Tell her it’s a hang, not a date. You’ll be in the Sugar walls in no time.
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It was over before it even started. Just bang her sister or her mom if you are into older women.
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make plans to hang out as friends at this point. you have to start using the word friend. hang out as friends a few times and you'll know if you have any sort of chance to bang her.

you fuking weirdo
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Originally Posted By FoulSmell⏩
“realtor”
“can’t find pics of her on line”

Pick one. Realtors have pics all over the place. Especially if they are over a 4/10.

Also, find an excuse to hang out with her. Tell her it’s a hang, not a date. You’ll be in the Sugar walls in no time.
I'm not making it up. I found pictures a long time ago on FB but that seems to be gone.
Originally Posted By yieldtonothing⏩
make plans to hang out as friends at this point. you have to start using the word friend. hang out as friends a few times and you'll know if you have any sort of chance to bang her.

you fuking weirdo
you serious. how can i hang out as a friend and have a drink with her over just friends
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post 1694223653 12-01-2023, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted By yieldtonothing⏩
make plans to hang out as friends at this point. you have to start using the word friend. hang out as friends a few times and you'll know if you have any sort of chance to bang her.

you fuking weirdo
this
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so out of the blue you just texted her that, with no additional rapport? just using some autistic misc meme, thinking it will do magic?
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https://www.bedpage.com/

And go to FL and select your city.
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Originally Posted By Skirrel⏩
so out of the blue you just texted her that, with no additional rapport? just using some autistic misc meme, thinking it will do magic?
1. reread op and #4
2. it's true
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