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02-20-2024, 10:33 AM
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ITT: How many times do you urinate in a day? (no urophilia) (srs)
As a hydrationmaxxer and a black coffeemaxxer, I'll pissat leastonce an hour, and it's an urgent piss. Logistics make it difficult to rock a piss more often than that. So combining concrete need to piss and logistical considerations, my average piss/day (when I'm not sleeping, mind you) is a dozen or so.
It can be inconvenient but it generally feelsjohngoodman.jpeg being a hydrationmaxxer and not a dehydrationcel.
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fwark brb gotta use it (dead srs)
It can be inconvenient but it generally feelsjohngoodman.jpeg being a hydrationmaxxer and not a dehydrationcel.
For your time......

fwark brb gotta use it (dead srs)
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02-20-2024, 11:16 AM
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Pissed twice since posting the above dead fkn srs
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02-20-2024, 11:18 AM
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i pee a lot during the day but somehow i don't wake up even once to pee throughout the period that i'm asleep
once i'm fully hydrated i probably am pissing every hour perhaps even more often than that if i'm really putting back h20
once i'm fully hydrated i probably am pissing every hour perhaps even more often than that if i'm really putting back h20
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02-20-2024, 11:22 AM
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Around 6-7 times during the day, on very rare occassions I'll wake up and piss once during the night
Mostly diet sodamaxxing and don't drink enough pure water
Mostly diet sodamaxxing and don't drink enough pure water
02-20-2024, 11:28 AM
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About once per hour, if possible.
My normal piss schedule would be like 10 times a day because I stop drinking anything 90 minutes before bed so I don’t wake up to pee. If I do, I won’t be able to fall back asleep.
My normal piss schedule would be like 10 times a day because I stop drinking anything 90 minutes before bed so I don’t wake up to pee. If I do, I won’t be able to fall back asleep.
02-20-2024, 11:33 AM
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02-20-2024, 11:51 AM
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Let's have aMISC PISScompetition and see who has the strongest stream. Post your pics boyos (nohomo)(dfs)
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02-20-2024, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
Buddy of mine had a geyser cawk and he used to hit the fukingceilingin a public bathroom. I have no idea how such a thing is possible.Let's have aMISC PISScompetition and see who has the strongest stream. Post your pics boyos (nohomo)(dfs)
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02-20-2024, 12:25 PM
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Probably close to once every 1.5h when I'm drinking a lot of water. Or anything like Coke/Energy drink then once an hour.
For some reason if I drink a Monster I piss at least 2-3X the amount that I just drank. And it runs through me so fast I can probably piss every 30 minutes or so until its all out.
For some reason if I drink a Monster I piss at least 2-3X the amount that I just drank. And it runs through me so fast I can probably piss every 30 minutes or so until its all out.
02-20-2024, 01:02 PM
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I like pissing it feels good. i like to drink lots of water so I can feel the good sensation of pissing.... prob close to a gallon per day
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02-21-2024, 03:51 AM
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Originally Posted By pengh⏩
Going camping, standing on a bank, and rocking a gigantic piss in a flowing stream while the sun beams down on you and the gentle summer winds caress your hairy ballbag is the height of sensation.I like pissing it feels good. i like to drink lots of water so I can feel the good sensation of pissing.... prob close to a gallon per day
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02-21-2024, 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
i can cum to thisgoing camping, standing on a bank, and rocking a gigantic piss in a flowing stream while the sun beams down on you and the gentle summer winds caress your hairy ballbag is the height of sensation.
02-21-2024, 05:26 AM
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02-21-2024, 05:28 AM
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1.5 - 2 gal/day
....A LOT!
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02-21-2024, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted By MeSoHawny⏩
It's such a dopaminemaxxed experience that a bit of jizz might simultaneously get ejected within its piss vehicle in the river for the tadpoles to consume and zincmaxx, thereby strengthening nature.i can cum to this
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02-21-2024, 07:18 AM
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Idk bruh. Probably 4 at lowest. Probs 8-10 tops
02-21-2024, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted By LonelyHustler⏩
Damn. I piss 4 times by 7am dead srs.Idk bruh. Probably 4 at lowest. Probs 8-10 tops
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02-21-2024, 08:11 AM
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It's weird because since I started phentermine I rarely go to the bathroom, even though I drink a chitload of water. I used to live in the bathroom and annoy my family.
It's very dehydrating.
I'm wearing a jumpsuit and I realized that I didn't go to the bathroom once yesterday after I put it on!!
It's very dehydrating.
I'm wearing a jumpsuit and I realized that I didn't go to the bathroom once yesterday after I put it on!!
02-21-2024, 08:21 AM
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Nice try miscer piss log brah
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02-21-2024, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted By naaboo⏩
brb keeping misc piss log to weaponize this info in the future.Nice try miscer piss log brah
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I must have an enlarged prostate or something. Man. i have to get up and piss at least twice a nite. WIsh there was sopmething natural to take for it that wasn't an arm n a leg
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02-21-2024, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
If something wakes me up, I'll usually have to get up out of bed to rock a piss in the middle of the night. Apart from this, I luckily can sleep through. It's pretty urgent in the morning, though.I must have an enlarged prostate or something. Man. i have to get up and piss at least twice a nite. WIsh there was sopmething natural to take for it that wasn't an arm n a leg
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My prostrate got fked in my early 30’s , and it forces me to urinate often. Caffeine and alcohol amplifies the problem unfortunately, and I’ll piss a dozen times a day at least .
I drink a lot of water and am in the process of leveling my bathroom floor , so I’m temporarily pissing in a bucket for now . From this I learned that I piss 2.5 gallons every two days minimum
I drink a lot of water and am in the process of leveling my bathroom floor , so I’m temporarily pissing in a bucket for now . From this I learned that I piss 2.5 gallons every two days minimum
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