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post 1698120383 02-20-2024, 10:33 AM
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ITT: How many times do you urinate in a day? (no urophilia) (srs)

As a hydrationmaxxer and a black coffeemaxxer, I'll pissat leastonce an hour, and it's an urgent piss. Logistics make it difficult to rock a piss more often than that. So combining concrete need to piss and logistical considerations, my average piss/day (when I'm not sleeping, mind you) is a dozen or so.

It can be inconvenient but it generally feelsjohngoodman.jpeg being a hydrationmaxxer and not a dehydrationcel.

For your time......



fwark brb gotta use it (dead srs)
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post 1698122323 02-20-2024, 11:16 AM
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Pissed twice since posting the above dead fkn srs
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post 1698122393 02-20-2024, 11:18 AM
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i pee a lot during the day but somehow i don't wake up even once to pee throughout the period that i'm asleep


once i'm fully hydrated i probably am pissing every hour perhaps even more often than that if i'm really putting back h20
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post 1698122513 02-20-2024, 11:22 AM
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Around 6-7 times during the day, on very rare occassions I'll wake up and piss once during the night

Mostly diet sodamaxxing and don't drink enough pure water
post 1698122723 02-20-2024, 11:28 AM
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About once per hour, if possible.

My normal piss schedule would be like 10 times a day because I stop drinking anything 90 minutes before bed so I don’t wake up to pee. If I do, I won’t be able to fall back asleep.
post 1698122933 02-20-2024, 11:33 AM
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post 1698123953 02-20-2024, 11:51 AM
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Let's have aMISC PISScompetition and see who has the strongest stream. Post your pics boyos (nohomo)(dfs)
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post 1698124273 02-20-2024, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****
Let's have aMISC PISScompetition and see who has the strongest stream. Post your pics boyos (nohomo)(dfs)
Buddy of mine had a geyser cawk and he used to hit the fukingceilingin a public bathroom. I have no idea how such a thing is possible.
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Probably close to once every 1.5h when I'm drinking a lot of water. Or anything like Coke/Energy drink then once an hour.


For some reason if I drink a Monster I piss at least 2-3X the amount that I just drank. And it runs through me so fast I can probably piss every 30 minutes or so until its all out.
post 1698126873 02-20-2024, 01:02 PM
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I like pissing it feels good. i like to drink lots of water so I can feel the good sensation of pissing.... prob close to a gallon per day
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post 1698152203 02-21-2024, 03:51 AM
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Originally Posted By pengh
I like pissing it feels good. i like to drink lots of water so I can feel the good sensation of pissing.... prob close to a gallon per day
Going camping, standing on a bank, and rocking a gigantic piss in a flowing stream while the sun beams down on you and the gentle summer winds caress your hairy ballbag is the height of sensation.
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
going camping, standing on a bank, and rocking a gigantic piss in a flowing stream while the sun beams down on you and the gentle summer winds caress your hairy ballbag is the height of sensation.
i can cum to this
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Depends on how cold it is, how much I have drunk & if I have sciatica/back issues.
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1.5 - 2 gal/day

....A LOT!
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Originally Posted By MeSoHawny
i can cum to this
It's such a dopaminemaxxed experience that a bit of jizz might simultaneously get ejected within its piss vehicle in the river for the tadpoles to consume and zincmaxx, thereby strengthening nature.
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Idk bruh. Probably 4 at lowest. Probs 8-10 tops
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Originally Posted By LonelyHustler
Idk bruh. Probably 4 at lowest. Probs 8-10 tops
Damn. I piss 4 times by 7am dead srs.
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It's weird because since I started phentermine I rarely go to the bathroom, even though I drink a chitload of water. I used to live in the bathroom and annoy my family.

It's very dehydrating.

I'm wearing a jumpsuit and I realized that I didn't go to the bathroom once yesterday after I put it on!!
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Nice try miscer piss log brah
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Originally Posted By naaboo
Nice try miscer piss log brah
brb keeping misc piss log to weaponize this info in the future.
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I must have an enlarged prostate or something. Man. i have to get up and piss at least twice a nite. WIsh there was sopmething natural to take for it that wasn't an arm n a leg
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
I must have an enlarged prostate or something. Man. i have to get up and piss at least twice a nite. WIsh there was sopmething natural to take for it that wasn't an arm n a leg
If something wakes me up, I'll usually have to get up out of bed to rock a piss in the middle of the night. Apart from this, I luckily can sleep through. It's pretty urgent in the morning, though.
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I drink a lot of water every day so I go a lot. Prob once an hour if not more randomly.
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My prostrate got fked in my early 30’s , and it forces me to urinate often. Caffeine and alcohol amplifies the problem unfortunately, and I’ll piss a dozen times a day at least .
I drink a lot of water and am in the process of leveling my bathroom floor , so I’m temporarily pissing in a bucket for now . From this I learned that I piss 2.5 gallons every two days minimum
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