03-07-2024, 06:37 PM
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ever wiped your angus so much that it burns after?
anyone have those?
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03-07-2024, 06:39 PM
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Yeah. Actually I've had chits so often my ass started to bleed from wiping srs. Can get chapped like lips lol
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03-07-2024, 06:41 PM
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When it gets to that point I just **** in the shower and blast it with water
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03-07-2024, 06:47 PM
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Yeh even started to bleed before
After using a bidet I’ve never experienced burning or bleeding ever again
After using a bidet I’ve never experienced burning or bleeding ever again
03-07-2024, 06:47 PM
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If you nasty boys would shave your butthole and stop being so disgusting all day, this wouldn't be happening.
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03-07-2024, 06:49 PM
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Every bathroom in my house has a bidet.
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03-07-2024, 06:50 PM
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I've had food poisoning a few times where it all came out the back end. BRB, chitting 11 times in a day, so yeah I'm familiar. But never gonna happen again since I get a nice stream of water on the ol' angus every time I chit at home.
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03-07-2024, 06:52 PM
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03-07-2024, 07:08 PM
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See title.
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03-08-2024, 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
I hair remove my aszhole hair and still have encountered such an experience
If you nasty boys would shave your butthole and stop being so disgusting all day, this wouldn't be happening.
03-08-2024, 01:27 AM
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Shower wand set to jet crew checking in . I haven’t used paper on my butt more than twice since Covid .
So a couple days ago I grabbed my towel that I use to dry my butt off by pulling it back and forth in my groin , but the sensation felt so great that I accidentally burnt my groin .
Fark I hate when that happens
So a couple days ago I grabbed my towel that I use to dry my butt off by pulling it back and forth in my groin , but the sensation felt so great that I accidentally burnt my groin .
Fark I hate when that happens
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03-08-2024, 01:43 AM
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Yall mf'ers need psyllium husk supplement in your diet.
Were my fibercels that can take huge dump and when they wipe and toilet paper check comes back with zero residue.
Were my fibercels that can take huge dump and when they wipe and toilet paper check comes back with zero residue.
03-08-2024, 03:15 AM
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Yeah, once in 2021. And then every day since.
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03-08-2024, 03:21 AM
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Lmao at carbcels.
03-08-2024, 03:43 AM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Shower wand set to jet crew checking in . I haven’t used paper on my butt more than twice since Covid .
So a couple days ago I grabbed my towel that I use to dry my butt off by pulling it back and forth in my groin , but the sensation felt so great that I accidentally burnt my groin .
Fark I hate when that happens
So a couple days ago I grabbed my towel that I use to dry my butt off by pulling it back and forth in my groin , but the sensation felt so great that I accidentally burnt my groin .
Fark I hate when that happens
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03-08-2024, 02:30 PM
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Just lol if you dont use baby wipes
03-08-2024, 02:35 PM
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burns from the jalpeno doritos
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03-08-2024, 02:38 PM
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You need to get your fiber in check op, most of my poops are ghost wipes.
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03-08-2024, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted By AVIK777⏩
You probably have colon cancer then.
I hair remove my aszhole hair and still have encountered such an experience
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03-08-2024, 07:17 PM
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you guys have a hemorrhoid, or two, might be internal hemmies
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03-08-2024, 07:51 PM
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Just lol at toilet paper crew
03-08-2024, 07:58 PM
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Ppl still wipe in 2024????
Lmaoooo
Are you poor or something?
Lmaoooo
Are you poor or something?
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03-09-2024, 04:03 AM
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Get a bidet
03-09-2024, 04:16 AM
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Can't say that I have. But have any of you guise wipped and it felt so good and just kept wiping……..until you slipped your index finger into your anguse, accidentally…….for 10 minutes?
03-09-2024, 04:24 AM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Can't say that I have. But have any of you guise wipped and it felt so good and just kept wiping……..until you slipped your index finger into your anguse, accidentally…….for 10 minutes?
I love eggs.
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03-10-2024, 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
Aware
You need to get your fiber in check op, most of my poops are ghost wipes.
03-10-2024, 05:25 AM
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There acid in your sh
How the f you think it's gonna feel
How the f you think it's gonna feel
03-10-2024, 11:39 AM
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Mucil phaqq0ts.
Use it.
Use it.
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03-10-2024, 11:56 AM
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Imagine not having a bidet in 2024. Fk’n poors.
03-10-2024, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Are you saying you do the taint/bunghole squeegee move that's also a dance move?
Shower wand set to jet crew checking in . I haven’t used paper on my butt more than twice since Covid .
So a couple days ago I grabbed my towel that I use to dry my butt off by pulling it back and forth in my groin , but the sensation felt so great that I accidentally burnt my groin .
Fark I hate when that happens
So a couple days ago I grabbed my towel that I use to dry my butt off by pulling it back and forth in my groin , but the sensation felt so great that I accidentally burnt my groin .
Fark I hate when that happens
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