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03-07-2024, 06:37 PM
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ever wiped your angus so much that it burns after?

anyone have those?
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03-07-2024, 06:39 PM
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Yeah. Actually I've had chits so often my ass started to bleed from wiping srs. Can get chapped like lips lol
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03-07-2024, 06:41 PM
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When it gets to that point I just **** in the shower and blast it with water
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03-07-2024, 06:47 PM
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Yeh even started to bleed before

After using a bidet I’ve never experienced burning or bleeding ever again
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03-07-2024, 06:47 PM
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If you nasty boys would shave your butthole and stop being so disgusting all day, this wouldn't be happening.
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03-07-2024, 06:49 PM
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Every bathroom in my house has a bidet.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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03-07-2024, 06:50 PM
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I've had food poisoning a few times where it all came out the back end. BRB, chitting 11 times in a day, so yeah I'm familiar. But never gonna happen again since I get a nice stream of water on the ol' angus every time I chit at home.
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03-07-2024, 06:52 PM
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03-07-2024, 07:08 PM
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See title.

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03-08-2024, 12:53 AM
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If you nasty boys would shave your butthole and stop being so disgusting all day, this wouldn't be happening.
I hair remove my aszhole hair and still have encountered such an experience
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03-08-2024, 01:27 AM
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Shower wand set to jet crew checking in . I haven’t used paper on my butt more than twice since Covid .
So a couple days ago I grabbed my towel that I use to dry my butt off by pulling it back and forth in my groin , but the sensation felt so great that I accidentally burnt my groin .
Fark I hate when that happens
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03-08-2024, 01:43 AM
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Yall mf'ers need psyllium husk supplement in your diet.


Were my fibercels that can take huge dump and when they wipe and toilet paper check comes back with zero residue.
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03-08-2024, 03:15 AM
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Yeah, once in 2021. And then every day since.
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03-08-2024, 03:21 AM
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Lmao at carbcels.
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03-08-2024, 03:43 AM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis
Shower wand set to jet crew checking in . I haven’t used paper on my butt more than twice since Covid .
So a couple days ago I grabbed my towel that I use to dry my butt off by pulling it back and forth in my groin , but the sensation felt so great that I accidentally burnt my groin .
Fark I hate when that happens


See bolded


lmaaaaaao….brah lmaaaao
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03-08-2024, 02:30 PM
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Just lol if you dont use baby wipes
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03-08-2024, 02:35 PM
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burns from the jalpeno doritos
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03-08-2024, 02:38 PM
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You need to get your fiber in check op, most of my poops are ghost wipes.
I love eggs.
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03-08-2024, 06:12 PM
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I hair remove my aszhole hair and still have encountered such an experience
You probably have colon cancer then.
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03-08-2024, 07:17 PM
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you guys have a hemorrhoid, or two, might be internal hemmies
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03-08-2024, 07:51 PM
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Just lol at toilet paper crew
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03-08-2024, 07:58 PM
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Ppl still wipe in 2024????

Lmaoooo

Are you poor or something?
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03-09-2024, 04:03 AM
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Get a bidet
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03-09-2024, 04:16 AM
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Can't say that I have. But have any of you guise wipped and it felt so good and just kept wiping……..until you slipped your index finger into your anguse, accidentally…….for 10 minutes?
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03-09-2024, 04:24 AM
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Originally Posted By tripod29
Can't say that I have. But have any of you guise wipped and it felt so good and just kept wiping……..until you slipped your index finger into your anguse, accidentally…….for 10 minutes?
I love eggs.
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03-10-2024, 04:03 AM
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You need to get your fiber in check op, most of my poops are ghost wipes.
Aware
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03-10-2024, 05:25 AM
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There acid in your sh

How the f you think it's gonna feel
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03-10-2024, 11:39 AM
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Mucil phaqq0ts.

Use it.
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03-10-2024, 11:56 AM
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Imagine not having a bidet in 2024. Fk’n poors.
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03-10-2024, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis
Shower wand set to jet crew checking in . I haven’t used paper on my butt more than twice since Covid .
So a couple days ago I grabbed my towel that I use to dry my butt off by pulling it back and forth in my groin , but the sensation felt so great that I accidentally burnt my groin .
Fark I hate when that happens
Are you saying you do the taint/bunghole squeegee move that's also a dance move?
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