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post 1698889163 03-07-2024, 07:37 PM
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ever wiped your angus so much that it burns after?

anyone have those?
post 1698889233 03-07-2024, 07:39 PM
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Yeah. Actually I've had chits so often my ass started to bleed from wiping srs. Can get chapped like lips lol
post 1698889303 03-07-2024, 07:41 PM
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When it gets to that point I just **** in the shower and blast it with water
post 1698889553 03-07-2024, 07:47 PM
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Yeh even started to bleed before

After using a bidet I’ve never experienced burning or bleeding ever again
post 1698889613 03-07-2024, 07:47 PM
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If you nasty boys would shave your butthole and stop being so disgusting all day, this wouldn't be happening.
R.I.P. Bert
post 1698889753 03-07-2024, 07:49 PM
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Every bathroom in my house has a bidet.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 1698889793 03-07-2024, 07:50 PM
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I've had food poisoning a few times where it all came out the back end. BRB, chitting 11 times in a day, so yeah I'm familiar. But never gonna happen again since I get a nice stream of water on the ol' angus every time I chit at home.
Yeah Buddyyy! Light weight! Light weight baby!!!!
post 1698889913 03-07-2024, 07:52 PM
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post 1698890923 03-07-2024, 08:08 PM
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Always Neg Back Crew.
post 1698902053 03-08-2024, 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
If you nasty boys would shave your butthole and stop being so disgusting all day, this wouldn't be happening.
I hair remove my aszhole hair and still have encountered such an experience
post 1698902513 03-08-2024, 02:27 AM
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Shower wand set to jet crew checking in . I haven’t used paper on my butt more than twice since Covid .
So a couple days ago I grabbed my towel that I use to dry my butt off by pulling it back and forth in my groin , but the sensation felt so great that I accidentally burnt my groin .
Fark I hate when that happens
Back with my Fam
post 1698902793 03-08-2024, 02:43 AM
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Yall mf'ers need psyllium husk supplement in your diet.


Were my fibercels that can take huge dump and when they wipe and toilet paper check comes back with zero residue.
post 1698904203 03-08-2024, 04:15 AM
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Yeah, once in 2021. And then every day since.
post 1698904273 03-08-2024, 04:21 AM
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Lmao at carbcels.
post 1698904553 03-08-2024, 04:43 AM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Shower wand set to jet crew checking in . I haven’t used paper on my butt more than twice since Covid .
So a couple days ago I grabbed my towel that I use to dry my butt off by pulling it back and forth in my groin ,but the sensation felt so great that I accidentally burnt my groin .
Fark I hate when that happens
See bolded


lmaaaaaao....brah lmaaaao
post 1698929313 03-08-2024, 03:30 PM
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Just lol if you dont use baby wipes
post 1698929503 03-08-2024, 03:35 PM
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burns from the jalpeno doritos
post 1698929583 03-08-2024, 03:38 PM
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You need to get your fiber in check op, most of my poops are ghost wipes.
I loe e.
post 1698938243 03-08-2024, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted By AVIK777⏩
I hair remove my aszhole hair and still have encountered such an experience
You probably have colon cancer then.
R.I.P. Bert
post 1698940863 03-08-2024, 08:17 PM
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you guys have a hemorrhoid, or two, might be internal hemmies
post 1698942073 03-08-2024, 08:51 PM
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Just lol at toilet paper crew
post 1698942333 03-08-2024, 08:58 PM
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Ppl still wipe in 2024????

Lmaoooo

Are you poor or something?
:)
post 1698954113 03-09-2024, 05:03 AM
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Get a bidet
post 1698954533 03-09-2024, 05:16 AM
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Can't say that I have. But have any of you guise wipped and it felt so good and just kept wiping........until you slipped your index finger into your anguse, accidentally.......for 10 minutes?
post 1698954783 03-09-2024, 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Can't say that I have. But have any of you guise wipped and it felt so good and just kept wiping........until you slipped your index finger into your anguse, accidentally.......for 10 minutes?
I loe e.
post 1698998313 03-10-2024, 05:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
You need to get your fiber in check op, most of my poops are ghost wipes.
Aware
post 1698999663 03-10-2024, 06:25 AM
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There acid in your sh

How the f you think it's gonna feel
post 1699011483 03-10-2024, 12:39 PM
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Mucil phaqq0ts.

Use it.
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post 1699012053 03-10-2024, 12:56 PM
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Imagine not having a bidet in 2024. Fk’n poors.
post 1699012303 03-10-2024, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Shower wand set to jet crew checking in . I haven’t used paper on my butt more than twice since Covid .
So a couple days ago I grabbed my towel that I use to dry my butt off by pulling it back and forth in my groin , but the sensation felt so great that I accidentally burnt my groin .
Fark I hate when that happens
Are you saying you do the taint/bunghole squeegee move that's also a dance move?
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