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Thread: There's No Way that Missionary Isn't the Best Overall Position srs

post 1521497761 10-04-2017, 01:34 PM
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post 1521497951 10-04-2017, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By meenman83⏩
Guys with tiny dinks prefer missionary cause they can't hit it any other way.
This. Let me guess you guys like vanilla ice cream and your favorite condiment is ketchup. Just boring and bland.
post 1521498691 10-04-2017, 01:40 PM
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post 1521499031 10-04-2017, 01:42 PM
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Missionary is doing it how god intended.

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post 1521499401 10-04-2017, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted By shoelaces⏩
This. Let me guess you guys like vanilla ice cream and your favorite condiment is ketchup. Just boring and bland.
mint chocolate chip (so i don't have to brush my teeth)
i recently got rekt at a bar and said "whoa, free ketchup!" and filled my hand with it. my breh thought i had cut it open at first
bonus: my favorite pizza is extra cheese with only mushrooms as a topping and I sometimes think of myself as a ninja turtle while i eat it (Michelangelo) srs

i also enjoy long walks on the beach and the smell of brake cleaner
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post 1521499671 10-04-2017, 01:47 PM
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Pump from above is the best position srs
post 1521500011 10-04-2017, 01:50 PM
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Not gonna lie, missionary is very underrated (assuming you make the best of it, like OP mentioned and the sister comment)
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post 1521500131 10-04-2017, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
jesus christ

this would be the ultimate miscer reply if it didn't involve sex
Just lol at this try hard. It is awkward as hell making eye contact during sex. It is not natural. Look at the animal kingdom. 100% of sex is done from behind in a doggy style fashion. Missionary style is a human invention and it is unnatural. I don't want her judgmental eyes shaming me when I am trying to get off.
post 1521500411 10-04-2017, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted By shoelaces⏩
Just lol at this try hard. It is awkward as hell making eye contact during sex. It is not natural. Look at the animal kingdom.100% of sex is done from behind in a doggy style fashion.Missionary style is a human invention and it is unnatural. I don't want her judgmental eyes shaming me when I am trying to get off.


i await my reps, bonoboyo
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post 1521500581 10-04-2017, 01:54 PM
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post 1521501451 10-04-2017, 02:01 PM
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post 1521503531 10-04-2017, 02:19 PM
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brb....this is the GOAT



See teds and angus at the same time...angle she isn't used to....allows easy hand access for clit stimulation....

Also easy to master. Just straddle that extended leg and RNB stroke her slowly until she loves you.
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post 1521504561 10-04-2017, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩


i await my reps, bonoboyo
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post 1521504861 10-04-2017, 02:31 PM
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Agreed. Me and my AWC love me some missionary. Granted other positions for variation is nice, but missionary always happens at some point before the end.
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post 1521505281 10-04-2017, 02:34 PM
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missionary w a girl you actually love is unbeatable no homo. Other than that, doggy and cowgirl would be the top choices.
post 1521506221 10-04-2017, 02:43 PM
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by far the best position is the flatiron (downward dog), easy access to butt ( can easily pittb), choking, hair pulling, spanking and if she has dat booty you get to feel her cheeks pushing up against you
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post 1521507111 10-04-2017, 02:49 PM
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Its kinda tricky with the cawk n balls in the way rite OP? Gotta make sure that place is wrapped up tight first!
post 1521507471 10-04-2017, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
i await my reps, bonoboyo
Fake news bruh also lol at that train queue. I guess cuckery and missionary go hand in hand.
post 1521507561 10-04-2017, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted By shoelaces⏩
This. Every chick I've smashed said they liked doggy the best. Missionary is too personal. Too much awkward eye contact. I just wanna jackhammer away and finish. I can't cum if I have to look at the chick in the face srs.
This tbh. First time hooking up. Don't really give a **** about the sloot. Awkward as **** staring someone you have no feelings for in the eyes for 15 minutes straight. Used to get real low so they couldn't look me in the eyes at all when I was an awkward kent

Edit: More accurate time is 30 seconds. Two strokes. Each 30 seconds apart bb
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post 1521507931 10-04-2017, 02:56 PM
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I dont like my victims looking me in the eyes during, it freaks me out.
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post 1521507961 10-04-2017, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted By dingler⏩
by far the best position is the flatiron (downward dog), easy access to butt ( can easily pittb), choking, hair pulling, spanking and if she has dat booty you get to feel her cheeks pushing up against you
Women love being dominated. Hitting it from behind is just primal and raw. You can put a lot of leverage into each thrust. The poosay can take a lot of damage. Think about it, it was design for child birth. Just hammer away like an oil drill. Make her hate herself with each pound. That is the best way to please a woman.
post 1521508171 10-04-2017, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Miscipline⏩
This tbh. First time hooking up. Don't really give a **** about the sloot. Awkward as **** staring someone you have no feelings for in the eyes for 15 minutes straight. Used to get real low so they couldn't look me in the eyes at all when I was an awkward kent

Edit: More accurate time is 30 seconds. Two strokes. Each 30 seconds apart bb
If I have to do missionary I just stare at her forehead which gives the illusion of eye contact. Pro tip. Anyone who says they like eye contact during sex is a fukking weirdo.
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Originally Posted By shoelaces⏩
Women love being dominated. Hitting it from behind is just primal and raw. You can put a lot of leverage into each thrust. The poosay can take a lot of damage. Think about it, it was design for child birth. Just hammer away like an oil drill. Make her hate herself with each pound. That is the best way to please a woman.
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post 1521508761 10-04-2017, 03:04 PM
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ITT: OP trying to cope cuz his GF has nasty butthole aesthetics

Can't barf if you can't see a nasty bhole, right babe?



post 1521510221 10-04-2017, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted By shoelaces⏩
Anyone who says they like eye contact during sex is a fukking weirdo.
I think you've got some emotional hang ups man.

Or you only have sex with women you have zero emotional affection for.
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I think Doggy and Missionary are both the best. Hard to choose one. Doggy might be better though, you get to spread and see dat ass up close
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Originally Posted By TheMusketeer⏩
brb....this is the GOAT



See teds and angus at the same time...angle she isn't used to....allows easy hand access for clit stimulation....

Also easy to master. Just straddle that extended leg and RNB stroke her slowly until she loves you.
I use this sometimes too. It's great.

I also like doggy.
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post 1521510531 10-04-2017, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted By BetaAsPhuck⏩
I think you've got some emotional hang ups man.

Or you only have sex with women you have zero emotional affection for.
It is just basic biology. In nature locking eyes is done as an aggressive behavior. It usually leads to fighting to the death. I am a pretty chill dude. I don't need to stare down a chick half my size as I am pounding her guts. She is not a threat to me. There is no reason I should be staring at her eyes.
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post 1521510651 10-04-2017, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted By shoelaces⏩
It is just basic biology. In nature locking eyes is done as an aggressive behavior. It usually leads to fighting to the death. I am a pretty chill dude. I don't need to stare down a chick half my size as I am pounding her guts. She is not a threat to me. There is no reason I should be staring at her eyes.
Dude... You just confirmed my suspicion.
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