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post 1521492681 10-04-2017, 12:53 PM
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There's No Way that Missionary Isn't the Best Overall Position srs

a) smooching
2) easily choking if she's into that degenerate chit
3) grabbing one or both asscheeks (or fingering butthole hehe) while fuarking
d) biting ears/neck etc
e) bending legs back (tfw you grab her arm to support a leg over it)
f) best leverage
7) whispering sexy things into her ear ("your sister is nowhere near as good as you at this")
h) can grab tits or suck on them if she's not too fun-sized

reverse cowgirl is the best visually ofc, but for actual sensation and overall enjoyment you can't beat missionary

after the 3 or 4 positions you start out with, finishing in missionary is the best by far srs
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post 1521492821 10-04-2017, 12:55 PM
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i prefer to hold on to a pullup bar and swing my cock like a pendulum in and out of her
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post 1521492931 10-04-2017, 12:56 PM
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Easy for her to slip a finger in you too for dem prostate milking
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post 1521493131 10-04-2017, 12:57 PM
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But with missionary she has to see your baldcel head
post 1521493141 10-04-2017, 12:57 PM
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Women already know this

That's why all the women I've slept with have only done missionary
post 1521493261 10-04-2017, 12:58 PM
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post 1521493451 10-04-2017, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
a) smooching
2) easily choking if she's into that degenerate chit
3) grabbing one or both asscheeks (or fingering butthole hehe) while fuarking
d) biting ears/neck etc
e) bending legs back (tfw you grab her arm to support a leg over it)
f) best leverage
7) whispering sexy things into her ear ("your sister is nowhere near as good as you at this")

reverse cowgirl is the best visually ofc, but for actual sensation and overall enjoyment you can't beat missionary

after the 3 or 4 positions you start out with, finishing in missionary is the best by far srs
agree.. my fav position is reverse cowgirl if the girl knows how to twerk on my cawk.. if not most girls is missionaries, some girls feel better in doggy/scissors position, or even when im really lazy just lay her on her stomach, put her legs togheter and fuk her like that
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post 1521493691 10-04-2017, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Groce⏩
But with missionary she has to see your baldcel head
always wear a barrister wig while smashing crew
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post 1521493811 10-04-2017, 01:03 PM
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when OPs get a gf or start getting laid after a drought, they ALWAYS make these threads
post 1521493901 10-04-2017, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
when OPs get a gf or start getting laid after a drought, they ALWAYS make these threads
is that why you never do?
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post 1521493941 10-04-2017, 01:05 PM
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Missionary is prob the goat. No idea why it gets call boring. So much variation. You can go ham, push her legs about your shoulder and really drill her or take it slow and sensual. Hold her tight and make she doesn't move while she makes all dem noises right beside your ear.

Just lol at all the novelty positions that are fumbly and uncomfortable as fcuk. 'Oh yeah this is so adventurous'. What a load of horsecrap.
post 1521493981 10-04-2017, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
is that why you never do?
I don't because sex isn't a rare occurrence
post 1521494001 10-04-2017, 01:06 PM
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Missionary sucks. Just an excuse for women to be lazy.

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post 1521494031 10-04-2017, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By BleepBlah⏩
Missionary. So much variation.
Almost said 'pick one' until I remembered a porn where I saw 'reverse missionary', fukking the most cucked position ever.
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post 1521494271 10-04-2017, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
I don't because sex isn't a rare occurrence
i haven't had a "drought" for more than a month out of any given year in the last 16 srs
Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
Missionary sucks. Just an excuse for women to be lazy.

Enjoy your starfishes while I hit it from behind boyo
i dated a chick who was a rock climber and lean as fuark

hitting it from behind was a bit unnerving since she had that roadmap back thing going on

still not sure if homo
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post 1521494381 10-04-2017, 01:09 PM
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Nope doggystyle


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post 1521494421 10-04-2017, 01:10 PM
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Reverse cowgirl from start to finish. I'm too lazy to do any work.
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post 1521494651 10-04-2017, 01:12 PM
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I do love many positions, but missionary is def one of my fave.. Cuz i got full control of working that poosay..
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post 1521495301 10-04-2017, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted By dbluevette⏩
Reverse cowgirl from start to finish. I'm too lazy to do any work.
i like your style. best possible position for assessing the butthole for glow as well
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Originally Posted By FeebleKnievel⏩
Almost said 'pick one' until I remembered a porn where I saw 'reverse missionary', fukking the most cucked position ever.
My reaction when I first saw that position...

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post 1521495631 10-04-2017, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
Nope doggystyle


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This. Every chick I've smashed said they liked doggy the best. Missionary is too personal. Too much awkward eye contact. I just wanna jackhammer away and finish. I can't cum if I have to look at the chick in the face srs.
post 1521495701 10-04-2017, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted By shoelaces⏩
This. Every chick I've smashed said they liked doggy the best. Missionary is too personal. Too much awkward eye contact. I just wanna jackhammer away and finish. I can't cum if I have to look at the chick in the face srs.
jesus christ

this would be the ultimate miscer reply if it didn't involve sex
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post 1521495901 10-04-2017, 01:21 PM
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Who kisses during a f*ck session? That's gay.
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Guys with tiny dinks prefer missionary cause they can't hit it any other way.
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Missionary, Doggy, and Cowgirl are the only good positions
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post 1521496781 10-04-2017, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted By BetaAsPhuck⏩
My reaction when I first saw that position...

Perfect gif.
Hockey player walks right up to ya says he wants to wheel your sister, buddy you couldn't wheel a fukkin' tire down a hill.

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post 1521496901 10-04-2017, 01:27 PM
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it's srsly my favorite personally, easy to the point
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post 1521497571 10-04-2017, 01:32 PM
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My wife has the biggest Os in missionary, I'll toss her all over the room but like to finish her off right.

Personally I like doggy but when it comes to doing her right, she likes the plain ole Amish way the best.
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Originally Posted By meenman83⏩
Guys with tiny dinks prefer missionary cause they can't hit it any other way.
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