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post 1611340051 07-22-2020, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
Who wants to chip in on a misc oldcel co-housing project?

- gym (duh)
- nice laundry room ('cause gym)
- big garage (car guys)
- kitchen inside and out (protonz)
- dog park (puppers)
- garden
- gun range
- workshop
- max available internet service

And errybody gets a suite w/sitting area, bed, bath, kitchenette with thick walls because reasons.

I'm available to be house mom/manager.
It will need a big sign that says 'Incels keep off my lawn'.
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post 1611340231 07-22-2020, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted By ****inator⏩
Meanwhile you're fcking the same hole for 30 years JUST LOL.
Beats fuking your hand because that's obviously all the action you get.
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*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
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post 1611340421 07-22-2020, 09:38 AM
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Does that study include the singlecel women who own dildos?
post 1611340611 07-22-2020, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Beats fuking your hand because that's obviously all the action you get.
Lol even my hand is better than ****ing that worn out hole from your ugly bish for 30 years.
post 1611340701 07-22-2020, 09:40 AM
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Just taught my son how to dive into the pool. Wouldn‘t want to miss these moments.
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post 1611340911 07-22-2020, 09:41 AM
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I wanna kiss you so fukin hard, Rich

there is no "tag" on this one
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post 1611341061 07-22-2020, 09:42 AM
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Fook u OP. Forever alone 4 lyfe
post 1611341131 07-22-2020, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩
I wanna kiss you so fukin hard, Rich

there is no "tag" on this one
Not sanitary. Only glory holes during the covid.
post 1611341181 07-22-2020, 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
Not sanitary. Only glory holes during the covid.
you're probably right.
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post 1611341191 07-22-2020, 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
Jokes on you because I'm blowing my head off by 40 at the latest
Great minds think alike, I'm pushing more for 65 though.

Unless my golf game goes to **** before then.
post 1611341221 07-22-2020, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
Not me. I'm thriving. Get free money, get to workout and spend time with my boo 24/7 every hour of the day...
A lot of people have said they don't want life to go back to normal. Working from home is great for many, and they like having time with families. It would be nice if society shifted a bit after this and maybe people realized what was important.
post 1611341351 07-22-2020, 09:46 AM
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I wish there was a version in the middle.

Think about it.

You don't have to live with someone and constantly be around them so you get fed up/annoyed with their chit.

Meet a couple times a week to hang out and have fun

Can focus on life/hobby/workmaxxing

Sexors feels special because you get to miss them for a few days

Basically I really like dating lmao. I understand it would cause a problem when you want to raise kids tho. Both parents would need to be around for that. Oh well :/
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post 1611341371 07-22-2020, 09:46 AM
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post 1611341551 07-22-2020, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted By sicklecel⏩
A lot of people have said they don't want life to go back to normal. Working from home is great for many,and they like having time with families.It would be nice if society shifted a bit after this and maybe people realized what was important.
Meanwhile, a lot of people are sick of being around their kids/spouses/significant other so much and are growing very resentful.

I know I would be in that situation.
post 1611341741 07-22-2020, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
Meanwhile, a lot of people are sick of being around their kids/spouses/significant other so much and are growing very resentful.

I know I would be in that situation.
Is this really true, though? Or is it just a myth?
post 1611341761 07-22-2020, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
In on this but it should just be female miscers like Golden Girls. And then we can all date young Chads from tinder.
So basically a whore house?
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post 1611341791 07-22-2020, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
just cos you’re married you don’t need to live in each other’s pockets

I would be stifled without significantme time
his weener doesn't always satisfy you??
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post 1611341881 07-22-2020, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
Meanwhile, a lot of people are sick of being around their kids/spouses/significant other so much and are growing very resentful.

I know I would be in that situation.
For me it was the opposite. Very relaxed, lots of quality time both with the wife and the kids. And you don‘t have to be around them all the time if the home is big enough.
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post 1611342011 07-22-2020, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted By wave_length⏩
For me it was the opposite. Very relaxed, lots of quality time both with the wife and the kids. And you don‘t have to be around them all the time if the home is big enough.
This. If I'm in a VC, and I'm running to check the bread baking in the oven, it's awesome to pop by where my wife is and just share a quick smile and a wink.
post 1611342201 07-22-2020, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
Is this really true, though? Or is it just a myth?
probably makes good families better and bad families worse

my guess is here in the US we have mostly bad families
post 1611342821 07-22-2020, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted By sicklecel⏩
probably makes good families better and bad families worse

my guess is here in the US we have mostly bad families
I just feel like more I spend time with someone, more connected I feel. Also the every day stress and hustle just made us more tense.

I don't know with kids though. I mean I'd think the kids be bouncing off the walls by now since they are not in school nor have access to their friends etc. How do parents deal with this?
post 1611343001 07-22-2020, 10:01 AM
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lol @ we want to talk about it
and she only brags making irrelevant points for 2 hours

fukin lol at married and single men

post 1611343141 07-22-2020, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Jakes on you..I only do it few times a year so it always feels 'fresh' like the first time boyo!
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post 1611343171 07-22-2020, 10:03 AM
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post 1611343281 07-22-2020, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Yeah this

In normal life people can distract themselves from their issues by going out and being “busy.”

During isolation those distractions fell away so then a lot of stuff that was manageable before will now escalate. Like bratty kids with behavioral issues, simmering marital problems, alcoholism and drugs, abuse, overspending (online), overeating etc.

So if you got through isolation without issues it’s a good sign that your life is healthy. Whereas if something was simmering before isolation it would come out.
You are just assuming all this. Do you have any actual proof?
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
I just feel like more I spend time with someone, more connected I feel. Also the every day stress and hustle just made us more tense.

I don't know with kids though. I mean I'd think the kids be bouncing off the walls by now since they are not in school nor have access to their friends etc. How do parents deal with this?
its really fukin easy to physically train a child they are weak and slow.

some chit seem easy but actually make your life harder. when you never fold and put away your clothes you can't ever find the shiit you want in the pile. thats how parenting is, you smoke your kids so they fall asleep at 8-8:30
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what i notice at work is that the married people are usually more miserable than single people. lol at marriedcels.
post 1611343811 07-22-2020, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted By kcadrenalin⏩
It will need a big sign that says 'Incels keep off my lawn'.
I mean if you think we need one. They would have to find us first though.
Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Jaysus could you just imagine
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
In on this but it should just be female miscers like Golden Girls. And then we can all date young Chads from tinder.
What, do we need male and female dorms now? Too much work.

Might be able to squeeze in a "she shed" for girly time getaways.
Originally Posted By Coal
I wish there was a version in the middle.

Think about it.

You don't have to live with someone and constantly be around them so you get fed up/annoyed with their chit.

Meet a couple times a week to hang out and have fun

Can focus on life/hobby/workmaxxing

Sexors feels special because you get to miss them for a few days

Basically I really like dating lmao. I understand it would cause a problem when you want to raise kids tho. Both parents would need to be around for that. Oh well :/
Some of us old folks have already started doing that.
Oct 10, 2019 - One study found that 39 percent of adults over 50 who were partnered, but not married, were living apart. This trend, called living apart together (or “LAT”) is on the rise—especially among older adults, according to Laura Funk, an associate professor of sociology at the University of Manitoba.
https://www.brides.com/story/living-...together-trend

IDK? Do we wanna include married miscers? Guess they could have his and her's suites.
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
I don't know with kids though. I mean I'd think the kids be bouncing off the walls by now since they are not in school nor have access to their friends etc. How do parents deal with this?
My son who is in 1st grade would do his home schooling work in the morning while I was working out and the wife was already in her home office. My four year old daughter would play on her own and later be joined by her brother. We have a big outdoor area with a play ground and small pool for the kids to have fun. When they wanted to talk to friends or family we did VC. They learned to be more independent and spend time at home without mom or dad, which is a very good outcome of the whole thing. All in all it has been a positive experience for us.
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post 1611345101 07-22-2020, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Coal
I wish there was a version in the middle.
The novel writer Dean Koontz and his "wife" are like that. They're not married, they're just "roommates" for the tax benefits. They sexor one another but also have no obligation to one another.

and op, You should be old enough to know that most men who are older and single have not been single their entire adult lives. They were married and got divorced. One of the biggest hurdles to overcome in a marriage is a major death in the family (a mother or father) and menopause. This is the moment where a lot of late 40s-early 50 year old men lose their relationship with their wives. Its at this point she start to realize that its all "down hill" from an age stand-point, and coupled with phucked up hormones, starts getting ideas of "spicing" up her life....and by "spicing" I mean one of three things:



1.becoming a nagging bitch that incessantly looks for drama when there is none (becoming a Karen)

2.Going out of her way to "doll" herself up, (wearing unusually whoreish and skimpy clothes or excessive makeup) for no particular reason essentially becoming a cougar searching for validation of her "attractiveness" from younger men and going as far as sleeping with them, and this is despite the man doing everything right. Even if you're the perfect husband, you're old, and of course you want to be with her, you're the father of her kids. She wants to know if she's still "got it" and can still be attractive to other men.

3.wants to start "traveling"



When I see a single male in their 40's and older I feel sorry for them, not because I think they're lonely or that they're losers, but because they had been married and more than likely got judicially raped by the courts when his wife left him.
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