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40 Days until my Gym opens fully. The end of quarantine is nigh.
04-29-2021, 11:43 AM
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My gym was only open for about a month in the last year. All 12 years of gains gone. I have the body of a 60 year old now. Sad times.
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04-29-2021, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
I'm happy for you.fully opens 15 august here. 2 more weeks!
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04-29-2021, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted By sooby⏩
I'm putting my own paddle board aside now that the end is in sight. 40 days I can deal with. June 7th. I feel so disconnected with my own life. Before this my life had such discipline, and it felt good. Now I'm soft. I can't even see my six pack, but I can bench more. wtf is that about, you may ask. My hunch is that my body is transforming into a bloatlord. You know those are the dudes who go hardest at the gym. I'd like being with a bloatlord, but I don't know about becoming one myself.the feel when your gym has been locked down for 12/14 months in this chit excuse for a province, has been closed for 7 months since when it was last opened which would make it longer than the first lockdown, the feel when cases are still going up despite living in the most locked down city in North America and the feel when there is literally no end in sight and the stay-at-home orders are definitely going to extend into June so 2 + 2 + 2 more weeks bros at least.
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04-29-2021, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted By bchap05⏩
Well the nasty private gym has been open fully since March, but I was just too spoiled by the fancy gym to be happy in such a low rent spot. There was one fukking squat rack and it wasn't worth going there because there was always someone on there. I don't hold it against them for being poor, but I do hold it against them that they had half the floor space devoted to cardio and one damn rack. I like to take up a squat spot for a long time because I have to hit my glues from 600 different angles and that takes time. I ended up slinking back home, miserable.Lol my gym closed for like a week a year ago. What kind of soy states you living in?
The university gym had a strict time limit that I fukking hated so much that I just couldn't. They had to make announcements over the loud speakers constantly, "You have a half hour. You have fifteen minutes, and so on." I could never sink into my vibe and feel the burn. It wasn't worth going because of the changes. Once I tried to drag a bench over, a pretty standard thing, that's why they have wheels ... some grad instructor comes up and says I can't do hip thrusts with a bench as moving the equipment like that spreads covid. uuuUUHhAGGARAG! So pissed.
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04-29-2021, 11:59 AM
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LOL our gyms weren't closed for 40 days in total.
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04-29-2021, 12:00 PM
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04-29-2021, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted By GriecoR⏩
I know exactly what you mean, but we both can get back into it. I'm literally buying baggy gym clothes because it's that bad. Actual cellulite. I got a misc shirt the other day on Amazon! Hilarious. Hope to see a few of you clowns at my gym now that I'll be wearing a handy dandy label distinguishing me as a miscer.My gym was only open for about a month in the last year. All 12 years of gains gone. I have the body of a 60 year old now. Sad times.
Anyway, Idgaf about the cellulite in the pool, I'm going to cannon ball into that pool like a little kid! But out on the main gym floor, I can't believe it but I'm too shy to wear my usual sport bra and tight pants. I'm looking forward to shredding that fat off. I wonder if I should go hard with the cardio or do anerobic lifts mostly. MIght be a nice time to get some gains.
04-29-2021, 12:10 PM
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04-29-2021, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
Masks er voluntary, the majority don't wear one, time limits only on bars and restaurants and alcohol serving, WTF is zones?What about restrictions like masks, zones and time limits?
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04-29-2021, 12:12 PM
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04-29-2021, 12:23 PM
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04-29-2021, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By IronFeta⏩
Reps on recharge. This is the best news ever. No more sneaking to my ex's instagram. No more covid things. Just a big open gym filled with light and music. I remember all my old machines. The lat machine that squeaks. The captain's chair that the gym staff keep moving. The nice big 10 lb bumper plates I like to load up because it makes me look like Godzilla when I'm lifting 40 lbs. Lol! I spent so much time in quarantine searching for things like weight plates. Now that I actually know what things like that cost, I'm going to feel very wealthy striding into my gym again. It's worth millions. Probably the best gym in the misc, srs. I guess I hadn't realized how much going to the gym was a part of my identity until it got stripped away. There's this HUGE empty parking lot that I like to rollerblade in. I nearly spent 350$ on a fat bike so I could ride through fields and what not. Now I can just get a cheap bike and be good.Mirin hard
My gym closed 5-6 weeks ago for 2 weeks and 2 weeks later was closed for 4 more weeks and about 2 weeks age it closed for an additional 2 weeks.
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My gym closed 5-6 weeks ago for 2 weeks and 2 weeks later was closed for 4 more weeks and about 2 weeks age it closed for an additional 2 weeks.
Just lol
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04-29-2021, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted By SirTony⏩
Zones are when you sign up for an area and then are not allowed to leave it. So let's say you want to do 15 minutes of warm up, you'd have to sign up for the cardio zone, and then you get kicked out after an hour. So you couldn't just go from cardio to the bench press.Masks er voluntary, the majority don't wear one, time limits only on bars and restaurants and alcohol serving, WTF is zones?
Cardio, strength, track, pool, all separate. You get one hour in a zone of your choice. Trouble is that the strength training zone had only 20 spots, and they would fill up in 5 minutes or less. So if you fukked up and forgot, you'd lose your spot to some lil 19 year old chip munk who spent all day humping his phone and waiting for the registration to open (I kid I love those guys, just not when they're taking my spot). If I forgot for even ten minutes, poof. Full. It got to be where I'd have to be seriously dialed in. The whole vibe of the work out was also different because of the constant announcements. If I ignored them the staff would have to throw me out and I felt like a degenerate.
04-29-2021, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted By PISTELERO⏩
No, I really believe them this time. They promised it was June 7th. If they take it back I will lose my isht. But they won't. Just 40 days. That's it. Then it will all be okay again, I mean after I get back into shape.Bad news, if your chithole town isn't open by now it never will be.
04-29-2021, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Griggz⏩
It's been a saga of sh!t. I was in denial forever because I thought, hey I can just adapt, but I got checked no matter what I did. I look back at some of the moves I tried ... Imagine how silly, sneaking to my car to change my outfit. A disguise! lol. That didn't work. I thought if I wore non descript clothes and had my face covered I was basically invisible. I hate that it end up with me feeling like the dog that pissed the carpet, know what I"m sayin?wait yall are still locked down? lmao holy chit i would've broken into a gym to workout by now
I wasn't trying to be a trouble maker, I just felt like I purchased more hours of gym time and then they started to go back on the deal we had. I wore the damn mask even way more than most people and I was very clean. But they didn't want me to be a disease vector. Hate that feeling. I felt so constricted. I used to like to roam the whole gym.
04-29-2021, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
Can you pm me pic of butthole bb?I'm counting the days. No more time limits. Found out yesterday.
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04-29-2021, 12:55 PM
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The world has seen quite enough of my naked humping ass. One time I went to a guy's apartment. I had known him for a while and I didn't think he was a terrible human being. I was wrong about that. He raped me, filmed it, and put it on the internet. Thing is though, I hadn't shaved my ass or bleached it so I had folks thinking there were turds on my angus. It was a sad day and I got laughed at. I forgot about it for a long time. Most scary and embarrassing. It's probably still out there but Idgaf. Now that I've made my life all about me, I take nice care of all my holes. But back then, I hadn't quite got the hang of things yet. I forgive myself for neglecting my angus.Can you pm me pic of butthole bb?
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04-29-2021, 12:58 PM
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Lol @ saying you gonna wait to sloot. No self respecting sloot waits on anything to sloot...they just sloot.
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04-29-2021, 12:58 PM
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My home town has a 3 week lockdown that has went on for 8 months now. My siblings havent been able to go to gym for a year now
Glad i moved out of OSLO, NORWAY.
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04-29-2021, 01:11 PM
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We went from unlimited gym with masks, to 50 at a time with masks and an appointment on the app, to shutting down again on Friday
All over 325 total covid hospital patients in the entire state of Oregon
All over 325 total covid hospital patients in the entire state of Oregon
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04-29-2021, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
hahaha! But what if he sees me squatting two plates with a sac of raw potatoes next to my gym back, and me with a manicure? And then he's all like, "I am sorry I neglected you for that supermodel, I want your completely out of shape self." and then I have to respond, "I'm sorry Chad, I slooted with RichSTrong and now I must stay faithful." I'm not going to make Chad cry just to stay true to my ideals.Lol @ saying you gonna wait to sloot. No self respecting sloot waits on anything to sloot...they just sloot.
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04-29-2021, 01:15 PM
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lmao. Not sure if srs.
full access and no masks here for a month now.
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04-29-2021, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted By 4everalone⏩
That's rough. I want it all to just go away. I am going to take the vaccine. I hope it will give me free wifi direct to my head like everyone says.My home town has a 3 week lockdown that has went on for 8 months now. My siblings havent been able to go to gym for a year now
Glad i moved out of OSLO, NORWAY.
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04-29-2021, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Droopdx⏩
So, what you're saying is that they might take it back? I don't want to think so. I've been treading water for a long time. As long as folks just take the vaccine we can leave it all behind. Or at least that's what everyone keeps saying.We went from unlimited gym with masks, to 50 at a time with masks and an appointment on the app, to shutting down again on Friday
All over 325 total covid hospital patients in the entire state of Oregon
All over 325 total covid hospital patients in the entire state of Oregon
04-29-2021, 01:18 PM
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04-29-2021, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
Take what back? They’re not going to stfu about the vaccine until every single person in the United States gets it. The goalposts on herd immunity changes dailySo, what you're saying is that they might take it back? I don't want to think so. I've been treading water for a long time. As long as folks just take the vaccine we can leave it all behind. Or at least that's what everyone keeps saying.
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04-29-2021, 01:40 PM
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I thought US was already reopened?
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04-29-2021, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Droopdx⏩
BAh. I don't think it's going to be that bad. 40 more days and it's a thing of the past.Take what back? They’re not going to stfu about the vaccine until every single person in the United States gets it. The goalposts on herd immunity changes daily
04-29-2021, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Bracket199⏩
Some parts are, but things really aren't normal yet. I hate that India is suffering like it is. It's a very cosmopolitan, global crowd at my amazing, delightful, oh so wonderfully soon to be open gym. Folks from all over. I don't know how long the mask thing will go on though and that could be a huge issue. I thought I was going to die a few times. Then I heard that it could actually be bad for you. ugh. I'll wear the mask if I can have my area back.I thought US was already reopened?
05-22-2021, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted By PISTELERO⏩
Update, they decided to open a few days earlier than projected. It's now on for June 1st. I await the return of Jim like a dewy-eyed bride.Bad news, if your chithole town isn't open by now it never will be.
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