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Originally Posted By HaiMeesk⏩
More info: I'm finding out the owner and his son and a little kid was there today and I'm thinking the little kid is the one that sh*t. No one was around and they were there for a while, doing some clean up. I'll bet that kid had diarrhea and they told them to just go right there.May as well get in on the first page. This thread could get funnier.
How many were on the work crew?
How many were on the work crew?
I don't have time to install cameras before the gutters get done but I'm getting a few of these to put around the property before the come back to dissuade them.
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11-21-2021, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted By yewotm8⏩
My dog is fed a raw diet and is extremely healthy. He's just a big eater. His breed loves to eat.If your dog eats feces then it's because you're feeding him terrible food. Stop feeding the poverty grocery store kibble that's all feathers and beaks and feed him actual meat.
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
You may need to read some articles by Veronica Moser. She has a lot of good advice about this sort of thing.My dog is fed a raw diet and is extremely healthy. He's just a big eater. His breed loves to eat.
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11-21-2021, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
You just disposed of the evidence you tawt.It was dark. I could barely see it. Had to clean it up using my headlamp.
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11-21-2021, 07:39 PM
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11-21-2021, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
From a professional standpoint this kind of action does not look good on a business obviously (could have some child watching an adult commit indecent exposure).... and we caught my dog eating it. He got it all over his fur, feet, floppy ears. It was a huge mess to clean him up.
People are disgusting pigs and now I have to put about 5 more cameras in my backyard so I can catch these disgusting assh*les in action.
People are disgusting pigs and now I have to put about 5 more cameras in my backyard so I can catch these disgusting assh*les in action.
However from a simplified standpoint:
You let your dog chit in your yard and simply shovel it away, so why is it a big deal if a person took a poop in your yard next to the dog poop?
At least he didn't use your toilet and possibly clog that thing up
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11-21-2021, 07:48 PM
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How do you know it wasn't the dog's own poop?
11-21-2021, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted By poolshark472⏩
Ask Thunderpants to describe the difference between human sh*t and dog sh*t. Plus my dogs were being boarded for the past week due to the work being done on the house. Just picked them up today, no time to sh*t in the yard and they would never eat their own. His turds are small to medium tootsie rolls this was hot, lumpy lava.How do you know it wasn't the dog's own poop?
11-22-2021, 01:14 AM
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
The real pig here is your $h!t eating dog...... and we caught my dog eating it. He got it all over his fur, feet, floppy ears. It was a huge mess to clean him up.
People are disgusting pigs and now I have to put about 5 more cameras in my backyard so I can catch these disgusting assh*les in action.
People are disgusting pigs and now I have to put about 5 more cameras in my backyard so I can catch these disgusting assh*les in action.
11-22-2021, 01:18 AM
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tradies are usually animals like this
used to do security somewhere and it was a rule that only we could use the washroom
but sometimes tradies would slip through the cracks or youd feel sympathy and let them use it. Figuring they were just gonna pee
they always blew up the washroom in a disgusting way. Didnt even seem to wipe or wash their hands either.
used to do security somewhere and it was a rule that only we could use the washroom
but sometimes tradies would slip through the cracks or youd feel sympathy and let them use it. Figuring they were just gonna pee
they always blew up the washroom in a disgusting way. Didnt even seem to wipe or wash their hands either.
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11-28-2021, 11:57 AM
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Lol at your stupid dog
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩
I remember seeing my cat covering his business in the yard one day and a couple of days later the dog frantically digging and then nearly inhaling what he recovered....it took me a minute to click.Fuark. Why do dogs eat chit? Nastiest thing Iโve ever heard
I'm guessing at that stage it was a hard crust and a soft center a bit like a chocolate eclair candy.
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11-28-2021, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted By HaiMeesk⏩
We cleaned it up the best we could, and it was a struggle to keep the dog out of that area. We finally let up on our diligence and he beeliined it to the sh*t area and he found whatever was left there so we had to do another bath for him. At that point I'd had it and got on the phone with the roofer's wife, ready for her to deny it.Has the culprit been caught?
She said in 20 years in biz she's never had this happen. I said how does she know? Without this particular sh*t sniffing dog I'd have never found out about the human crap in my yard. Then she backed off and said maybe someone was sick and she is truly sorry if that was the case. She came over in about 2 hours with a bottle of wine and some grass seed. I think her husband must have told her his grandson had diarrhea and couldn't hold it, so he let the boy take a crap by our fence.
We fenced off that area with a plastic fence to keep the dog out and we are ready to put the episode behind us. I wonder if any money can be made from having an expert human sh*t sniffing dog.
Btw: there is nothing more rank than the smell of human sh*t. I'd take animal sh*t over it any day. Humans are truly disgusting.
11-28-2021, 12:35 PM
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Last summer we had the roof done. A while after we noticed a roll missing out of a large pack of toilet paper in the garage. Figured they used it to cr@p in the woods somewhere, so it's probably fairly common among roofers.
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Not surprised at all, roofers are the worst.
If they are white, they are alcoholic meth heads 90% of the time.
If they are white, they are alcoholic meth heads 90% of the time.
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