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ยป Roofers took a sh*t in my backyard
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post 1651260053 11-21-2021, 07:30 PM
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sorry brah i had some taco bell and was turtlin' it for far too long


glad ur dog got a meal out of it though


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post 1651260063 11-21-2021, 07:31 PM
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If your dog eats feces then it's because you're feeding him terrible food. Stop feeding the poverty grocery store kibble that's all feathers and beaks and feed him actual meat.
post 1651260083 11-21-2021, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted By HaiMeesk
May as well get in on the first page. This thread could get funnier.

How many were on the work crew?
More info: I'm finding out the owner and his son and a little kid was there today and I'm thinking the little kid is the one that sh*t. No one was around and they were there for a while, doing some clean up. I'll bet that kid had diarrhea and they told them to just go right there.

I don't have time to install cameras before the gutters get done but I'm getting a few of these to put around the property before the come back to dissuade them.

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post 1651260173 11-21-2021, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted By yewotm8
If your dog eats feces then it's because you're feeding him terrible food. Stop feeding the poverty grocery store kibble that's all feathers and beaks and feed him actual meat.
My dog is fed a raw diet and is extremely healthy. He's just a big eater. His breed loves to eat.
post 1651260223 11-21-2021, 07:33 PM
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Lmao

Imagine the roofers dying from laughter thinking about your dog licking your face with their chit all over him.
post 1651260353 11-21-2021, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted By redmelly
My dog is fed a raw diet and is extremely healthy. He's just a big eater. His breed loves to eat.
You may need to read some articles by Veronica Moser. She has a lot of good advice about this sort of thing.
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post 1651260473 11-21-2021, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted By redmelly
My dog is fed a raw diet and is extremely healthy. He's just a big eater.His breed loves to eat.
Let me guess.Poodle?
Damn
post 1651260503 11-21-2021, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted By redmelly
It was dark. I could barely see it. Had to clean it up using my headlamp.
You just disposed of the evidence you tawt.
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post 1651260623 11-21-2021, 07:39 PM
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Sounds like a blast OP, I've only pee in people's sump pump wells never took a dump in someone's back yard
post 1651260883 11-21-2021, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted By redmelly
.... and we caught my dog eating it. He got it all over his fur, feet, floppy ears. It was a huge mess to clean him up.

People are disgusting pigs and now I have to put about 5 more cameras in my backyard so I can catch these disgusting assh*les in action.
From a professional standpoint this kind of action does not look good on a business obviously (could have some child watching an adult commit indecent exposure)


However from a simplified standpoint:

You let your dog chit in your yard and simply shovel it away, so why is it a big deal if a person took a poop in your yard next to the dog poop?

At least he didn't use your toilet and possibly clog that thing up


Got to look at the positives in life son
post 1651261033 11-21-2021, 07:48 PM
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How do you know it wasn't the dog's own poop?
post 1651263033 11-21-2021, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Jandels
Let me guess.Poodle?
Haha - rep on recharge. But he's King Charles Cavalier Spaniel

post 1651263103 11-21-2021, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted By poolshark472
How do you know it wasn't the dog's own poop?
Ask Thunderpants to describe the difference between human sh*t and dog sh*t. Plus my dogs were being boarded for the past week due to the work being done on the house. Just picked them up today, no time to sh*t in the yard and they would never eat their own. His turds are small to medium tootsie rolls this was hot, lumpy lava.
post 1651273573 11-22-2021, 01:14 AM
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Originally Posted By redmelly
.... and we caught my dog eating it. He got it all over his fur, feet, floppy ears. It was a huge mess to clean him up.

People are disgusting pigs and now I have to put about 5 more cameras in my backyard so I can catch these disgusting assh*les in action.
The real pig here is your $h!t eating dog..
post 1651273623 11-22-2021, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted By redmelly
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post 1651273643 11-22-2021, 01:18 AM
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Take a chit in their tradie mobile to assert dominance.
post 1651273653 11-22-2021, 01:18 AM
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tradies are usually animals like this

used to do security somewhere and it was a rule that only we could use the washroom

but sometimes tradies would slip through the cracks or youd feel sympathy and let them use it. Figuring they were just gonna pee

they always blew up the washroom in a disgusting way. Didnt even seem to wipe or wash their hands either.
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post 1651632273 11-28-2021, 11:57 AM
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Has the culprit been caught?
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post 1651632383 11-28-2021, 11:59 AM
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Lol at your stupid dog
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post 1651633003 11-28-2021, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah
Fuark. Why do dogs eat chit? Nastiest thing Iโ€™ve ever heard
I remember seeing my cat covering his business in the yard one day and a couple of days later the dog frantically digging and then nearly inhaling what he recovered....it took me a minute to click.
I'm guessing at that stage it was a hard crust and a soft center a bit like a chocolate eclair candy.

Another time I was on a remote riser for a pipeline, nothing around for miles and me and another guy said we might have to go pretty soon. We casually said "damn imagine if a Bear or something was around here" and not a moment later a mother and 3 clubs ran by a couple of hundred meters away.....didn't have to go anymore after that!
post 1651633123 11-28-2021, 12:16 PM
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post 1651633203 11-28-2021, 12:17 PM
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those weren't the roofers that was me I am doing this every week until you get the vaccine.
post 1651633863 11-28-2021, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted By HaiMeesk
Has the culprit been caught?
We cleaned it up the best we could, and it was a struggle to keep the dog out of that area. We finally let up on our diligence and he beeliined it to the sh*t area and he found whatever was left there so we had to do another bath for him. At that point I'd had it and got on the phone with the roofer's wife, ready for her to deny it.

She said in 20 years in biz she's never had this happen. I said how does she know? Without this particular sh*t sniffing dog I'd have never found out about the human crap in my yard. Then she backed off and said maybe someone was sick and she is truly sorry if that was the case. She came over in about 2 hours with a bottle of wine and some grass seed. I think her husband must have told her his grandson had diarrhea and couldn't hold it, so he let the boy take a crap by our fence.

We fenced off that area with a plastic fence to keep the dog out and we are ready to put the episode behind us. I wonder if any money can be made from having an expert human sh*t sniffing dog.

Btw: there is nothing more rank than the smell of human sh*t. I'd take animal sh*t over it any day. Humans are truly disgusting.
post 1651634103 11-28-2021, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Jandels
Let me guess.Poodle?
Shih Tzu?
post 1651634473 11-28-2021, 12:44 PM
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Last summer we had the roof done. A while after we noticed a roll missing out of a large pack of toilet paper in the garage. Figured they used it to cr@p in the woods somewhere, so it's probably fairly common among roofers.
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This is a good thread

























































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Mirin' the audacity lmao. A well earned chit.
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Not surprised at all, roofers are the worst.

If they are white, they are alcoholic meth heads 90% of the time.
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wheres the pics of the sh!t OP?
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