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You stand in front of God when you die and asks you if you were a good person.
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Originally Posted By MuscleXtreme⏩
What if you didn't buy the Catholicism DLC for Christianity?That’s Protestantism, which doesn’t speak for all of Christianity. Catholicism (the largest branch of Christianity) does not believe the above to be the case.
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Romans 3:23
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Originally Posted By volleys⏩
Probably didn’t do enough time doing research.What if you didn't buy the Catholicism DLC for Christianity?
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We are in fantasy world, not a reality based on a shred of evidence, but to play along with the story
Person A (Christian)
God: So let's hear it, what selfless acts did you do in your life. How much of a good person were you.
A: Well I did X, Y, and Z, always striving to be a good person.
God: Werent you expecting this interview, in some way or fashion?
A: Yes, I am a Christian, and expected to have to answer to you when I die.
God: So you knew you were getting something out of your good deeds in the end, that you would look better in an interview like this, so those acts werent entirely selfless, were they?
A: I guess not.
God: Not impressed.
Person B (atheist)
God: So let's hear it, what selfless acts did you do, were you a good person?
B: I did X,Y,Z and like to think I led a good life helping others.
God: And you didnt even expect this interview, thought your existence would end with death, and still did your good deeds/were a good person regardless?
B: Yes.
God: You pass the test.
Person C (thoughtful atheist)
God: So let's have it, what good deeds did you do? Did you give back more than you took?
C: Shouldnt you already know this, being omniscient? Why are you even asking me?
God: Not sure tbh. Well play along, what selfless deeds?
C: Do you ask everyone this after death?
God: Yes.
C: Even an embryo that fails to implant in the uterine wall? You ask the embryo what selfless deeds it did? What would that interview even look like?
God: Er...I dunno. Ok let's say I dont interview such an embryo failing to implant. But I interview people like you who lived a life.
C: So what exactly is the cut-off for when you would interview someone, is there some exact age, down to the perhaps the .0000000000000000001 second, that if someone died a unit of plank time before this, you wouldnt interview them, and after, then you would....and how could this not be more or less arbitrary?
God: Well hmmm....how about we just continue with the interview.
C: Without free will, and there is just about zero reason to believe this exists if that concept could even be properly defined, why are you even judging me based on the answers I would give to your question? This would be like interviewing a billiard ball on a table why it went a certain direction after being hit by a cue ball. Do you realize how silly that would be? Humans, including their brains, although very complex matter, are still yet matter in the universe comprised of known atoms, behaving in accordance to physics and chemistry.
God: Hmmm...well er I guess you are right and it doesnt even make sense to judge. Im not even sure what Im doing here then. And if Im omniscient, I should have predicted the conversation would end like this anyway, and yet I still started it....yet here we are. Sigh....lets just end the interview already.
Person A (Christian)
God: So let's hear it, what selfless acts did you do in your life. How much of a good person were you.
A: Well I did X, Y, and Z, always striving to be a good person.
God: Werent you expecting this interview, in some way or fashion?
A: Yes, I am a Christian, and expected to have to answer to you when I die.
God: So you knew you were getting something out of your good deeds in the end, that you would look better in an interview like this, so those acts werent entirely selfless, were they?
A: I guess not.
God: Not impressed.
Person B (atheist)
God: So let's hear it, what selfless acts did you do, were you a good person?
B: I did X,Y,Z and like to think I led a good life helping others.
God: And you didnt even expect this interview, thought your existence would end with death, and still did your good deeds/were a good person regardless?
B: Yes.
God: You pass the test.
Person C (thoughtful atheist)
God: So let's have it, what good deeds did you do? Did you give back more than you took?
C: Shouldnt you already know this, being omniscient? Why are you even asking me?
God: Not sure tbh. Well play along, what selfless deeds?
C: Do you ask everyone this after death?
God: Yes.
C: Even an embryo that fails to implant in the uterine wall? You ask the embryo what selfless deeds it did? What would that interview even look like?
God: Er...I dunno. Ok let's say I dont interview such an embryo failing to implant. But I interview people like you who lived a life.
C: So what exactly is the cut-off for when you would interview someone, is there some exact age, down to the perhaps the .0000000000000000001 second, that if someone died a unit of plank time before this, you wouldnt interview them, and after, then you would....and how could this not be more or less arbitrary?
God: Well hmmm....how about we just continue with the interview.
C: Without free will, and there is just about zero reason to believe this exists if that concept could even be properly defined, why are you even judging me based on the answers I would give to your question? This would be like interviewing a billiard ball on a table why it went a certain direction after being hit by a cue ball. Do you realize how silly that would be? Humans, including their brains, although very complex matter, are still yet matter in the universe comprised of known atoms, behaving in accordance to physics and chemistry.
God: Hmmm...well er I guess you are right and it doesnt even make sense to judge. Im not even sure what Im doing here then. And if Im omniscient, I should have predicted the conversation would end like this anyway, and yet I still started it....yet here we are. Sigh....lets just end the interview already.
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Originally Posted By roughinhouse⏩
There are books in Heaven that are logging everything that goes on in your life, so God will not ask you, He will tell you. In Rev 20 they open the books and judge every man according to his works. The one book that you want your name in is the Book of Life. if your name is not in the Book of Life then you will be thrown into a Lake of Fire and this despite all of those good deeds you did. You reject His Son and He will reject you for all of eternity. If you confess His Son before men in this world, then Jesus will confess you before His Father.God asks you to state all the most selfless things you've done out of the good of your heart (raising your children doesn't count), and what you gave back.
Luke 9:26 Whoever is ashamed of me and my words, the Son of Man will be ashamed of them when he comes in his glory and in the glory of the Father and of the holy angels.
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Originally Posted By numberguy12⏩
https://biblehub.com/bsb/romans/9.htmWe are in fantasy world, not a reality based on a shred of evidence, but to play along with the story
Person A (Christian)
God: So let's hear it, what selfless acts did you do in your life. How much of a good person were you.
A: Well I did X, Y, and Z, always striving to be a good person.
God: Werent you expecting this interview, in some way or fashion?
A: Yes, I am a Christian, and expected to have to answer to you when I die.
God: So you knew you were getting something out of your good deeds in the end, that you would look better in an interview like this, so those acts werent entirely selfless, were they?
A: I guess not.
God: Not impressed.
Person B (atheist)
God: So let's hear it, what selfless acts did you do, were you a good person?
B: I did X,Y,Z and like to think I led a good life helping others.
God: And you didnt even expect this interview, thought your existence would end with death, and still did your good deeds/were a good person regardless?
B: Yes.
God: You pass the test.
Person C (thoughtful atheist)
God: So let's have it, what good deeds did you do? Did you give back more than you took?
C: Shouldnt you already know this, being omniscient? Why are you even asking me?
God: Not sure tbh. Well play along, what selfless deeds?
C: Do you ask everyone this after death?
God: Yes.
C: Even an embryo that fails to implant in the uterine wall? You ask the embryo what selfless deeds it did? What would that interview even look like?
God: Er...I dunno. Ok let's say I dont interview such an embryo failing to implant. But I interview people like you who lived a life.
C: So what exactly is the cut-off for when you would interview someone, is there some exact age, down to the perhaps the .0000000000000000001 second, that if someone died a unit of plank time before this, you wouldnt interview them, and after, then you would....and how could this not be more or less arbitrary?
God: Well hmmm....how about we just continue with the interview.
C: Without free will, and there is just about zero reason to believe this exists if that concept could even be properly defined, why are you even judging me based on the answers I would give to your question? This would be like interviewing a billiard ball on a table why it went a certain direction after being hit by a cue ball. Do you realize how silly that would be? Humans, including their brains, although very complex matter, are still yet matter in the universe comprised of known atoms, behaving in accordance to physics and chemistry.
God: Hmmm...well er I guess you are right and it doesnt even make sense to judge. Im not even sure what Im doing here then. And if Im omniscient, I should have predicted the conversation would end like this anyway, and yet I still started it....yet here we are. Sigh....lets just end the interview already.
Person A (Christian)
God: So let's hear it, what selfless acts did you do in your life. How much of a good person were you.
A: Well I did X, Y, and Z, always striving to be a good person.
God: Werent you expecting this interview, in some way or fashion?
A: Yes, I am a Christian, and expected to have to answer to you when I die.
God: So you knew you were getting something out of your good deeds in the end, that you would look better in an interview like this, so those acts werent entirely selfless, were they?
A: I guess not.
God: Not impressed.
Person B (atheist)
God: So let's hear it, what selfless acts did you do, were you a good person?
B: I did X,Y,Z and like to think I led a good life helping others.
God: And you didnt even expect this interview, thought your existence would end with death, and still did your good deeds/were a good person regardless?
B: Yes.
God: You pass the test.
Person C (thoughtful atheist)
God: So let's have it, what good deeds did you do? Did you give back more than you took?
C: Shouldnt you already know this, being omniscient? Why are you even asking me?
God: Not sure tbh. Well play along, what selfless deeds?
C: Do you ask everyone this after death?
God: Yes.
C: Even an embryo that fails to implant in the uterine wall? You ask the embryo what selfless deeds it did? What would that interview even look like?
God: Er...I dunno. Ok let's say I dont interview such an embryo failing to implant. But I interview people like you who lived a life.
C: So what exactly is the cut-off for when you would interview someone, is there some exact age, down to the perhaps the .0000000000000000001 second, that if someone died a unit of plank time before this, you wouldnt interview them, and after, then you would....and how could this not be more or less arbitrary?
God: Well hmmm....how about we just continue with the interview.
C: Without free will, and there is just about zero reason to believe this exists if that concept could even be properly defined, why are you even judging me based on the answers I would give to your question? This would be like interviewing a billiard ball on a table why it went a certain direction after being hit by a cue ball. Do you realize how silly that would be? Humans, including their brains, although very complex matter, are still yet matter in the universe comprised of known atoms, behaving in accordance to physics and chemistry.
God: Hmmm...well er I guess you are right and it doesnt even make sense to judge. Im not even sure what Im doing here then. And if Im omniscient, I should have predicted the conversation would end like this anyway, and yet I still started it....yet here we are. Sigh....lets just end the interview already.
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“I will have mercy on whom I have mercy,
and I will have compassion on whom I have compassion.”
16 So then, it does not depend on man’s desire or effort, but on God’s mercy. 17 For the Scripture says to Pharaoh: “I raised you up for this very purpose, that I might display My power in you, and that My name might be proclaimed in all the earth.” 18 Therefore God has mercy on whom He wants to have mercy, and He hardens whom He wants to harden.
19 One of you will say to me, “Then why does God still find fault? For who can resist His will?” 20 But who are you, O man, to talk back to God? Shall what is formed say to Him who formed it, “Why did You make me like this?” 21 Does not the potter have the right to make from the same lump of clay one vessel for special occasions and another for common use?
- Romans 9:14-21“I will have mercy on whom I have mercy,
and I will have compassion on whom I have compassion.”
16 So then, it does not depend on man’s desire or effort, but on God’s mercy. 17 For the Scripture says to Pharaoh: “I raised you up for this very purpose, that I might display My power in you, and that My name might be proclaimed in all the earth.” 18 Therefore God has mercy on whom He wants to have mercy, and He hardens whom He wants to harden.
19 One of you will say to me, “Then why does God still find fault? For who can resist His will?” 20 But who are you, O man, to talk back to God? Shall what is formed say to Him who formed it, “Why did You make me like this?” 21 Does not the potter have the right to make from the same lump of clay one vessel for special occasions and another for common use?
For those whom he foreknew he also predestined to be conformed to the image of his Son, in order that he might be the firstborn among many brothers. And those whom he predestined he also called, and those whom he called he also justified, and those whom he justified he also glorified.
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First thing imma do is not worry about me being fugged, oh no sir I have a long list of questions for God.
We can worry about my little petty ass meaningless nonsense later, this mfer on trial first.
We can worry about my little petty ass meaningless nonsense later, this mfer on trial first.
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Originally Posted By SevenFigures⏩
Replying with a bible verse, which is probably like 90% of your posts, doesnt help, sorry.In case you missed the point, it was a humorous example of how such an interview might play out, in a fantasy world which is not evidenced.
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Originally Posted By roughinhouse⏩
How does god not know what you've done? Why does he need to ask you?God asks you to state all the most selfless things you've done out of the good of your heart (raising your children doesn't count), and what you gave back.
Then God asks you how much you took and if it was equal to the amount you gave.
How ****ed are you?
Then God asks you how much you took and if it was equal to the amount you gave.
How ****ed are you?
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Most likely going straight to hell, as I've never put anybody else's needs ahead of my own.
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
what are you askingFirst thing imma do is not worry about me being fugged, oh no sir I have a long list of questions for God.
We can worry about my little petty ass meaningless nonsense later, this mfer on trial first.
We can worry about my little petty ass meaningless nonsense later, this mfer on trial first.
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Originally Posted By SevenFigures⏩
That's not what that says.No one is good but God. We are saved by grace and not by our own works.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage...+2&version=NIV
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage...+2&version=NIV
Jesus says in the Sermon on the Mount that you must do certain things to go to heaven and what you must do if you make sinful mistakes.
Back then and now Jews will do "good works" like donate to charity in their own name, and Jesus stated that things like that must be done in secret.
Jesus says what we need to do and he never said that humans have no responsibility or are forgiven without them asking and meaning to be forgiven.
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
@2:23I gave more than I took.
I do not consider myself a good person.
I expect, and am completely fine with going to hell.
I do not consider myself a good person.
I expect, and am completely fine with going to hell.
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I remember hearing a guest on coast to Coast talking about NDEs (near death experiences) and they said that at that point, one is made to experience their negative actions towards others from that other person's perspective.
Imagine how much that would weigh on you and if you came back (ie not die). I'm sure it would change you forever.
For every time you were a jerk and hurt someone, you were made to experience it from their end and feel that pain, sorrow, etc. That could make the most hardened person remorseful.
Imagine how much that would weigh on you and if you came back (ie not die). I'm sure it would change you forever.
For every time you were a jerk and hurt someone, you were made to experience it from their end and feel that pain, sorrow, etc. That could make the most hardened person remorseful.
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If there was an omnipotent and divine being and he actually had the gall to havemeexplain myself and go through my laundry list of positive actions and why I deserve to be let into heaven, I'd bitchslap that a$$hole on the spot for the hypocrisy. He's one to talk - being a piece of garbage, lousy god that allowed millions to suffer across time and wasn't actually looking out for anyone at all.
Seriously, if there is a god, I think we can all agree he's having a horrible go at it. Evolution is slow and long. Maybe he's being trained and not doing a good job at all. In 100,000,000 years, he might be replaced. Maybe that's how time works up there.
Seriously, if there is a god, I think we can all agree he's having a horrible go at it. Evolution is slow and long. Maybe he's being trained and not doing a good job at all. In 100,000,000 years, he might be replaced. Maybe that's how time works up there.
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We would ass hole 69 at the pearly gates SRS
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
I wonder what god's bunghole tastes like. I also wonder if he's a top or bottom srs. someone page getter_done for some divine relapse potential.We would ass hole 69 at the pearly gates SRS
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
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*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
lol never stopWe would ass hole 69 at the pearly gates SRS
Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
same as aboveIf there was an omnipotent and divine being and he actually had the gall to havemeexplain myself and go through my laundry list of positive actions and why I deserve to be let into heaven, I'd bitchslap that a$$hole on the spot for the hypocrisy. He's one to talk - being a piece of garbage, lousy god that allowed millions to suffer across time and wasn't actually looking out for anyone at all.
Seriously, if there is a god, I think we can all agree he's having a horrible go at it. Evolution is slow and long. Maybe he's being trained and not doing a good job at all. In 100,000,000 years, he might be replaced. Maybe that's how time works up there.
Seriously, if there is a god, I think we can all agree he's having a horrible go at it. Evolution is slow and long. Maybe he's being trained and not doing a good job at all. In 100,000,000 years, he might be replaced. Maybe that's how time works up there.
Just need Brozart and Fuqdatass in here
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