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» Do you think 6 miscers could beat a silverback gorilla? If so which 6? 🦍
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post 1688369123 08-14-2023, 07:36 PM
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One person distract him

Then the other can each grab a limb
post 1688370873 08-14-2023, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Sevenlionz
1 Kormo will give gorilla a run for his money
Kormo cant walk a block without dying. Id throw him as bait so the 5 other miscers can make a clean escape
post 1688371263 08-14-2023, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted By koreannoodles77
Kormo cant walk a block without dying. Id throw him as bait so the 5 other miscers can make a clean escape
Damn
post 1688371473 08-14-2023, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done
Damn
I'm very considerate
post 1688380953 08-15-2023, 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted By ATotemSwole


A typical silverback weighs 430 pounds (195 kg) and stands 5 feet (1.5m) tall. Silverbacks are incredibly strong and can lift over 1763 pounds (800kg) of dead weight. That's roughly twice as much as a well trained weightlifter.

So an average silverback = twice a well trained weightlifter.

So 6 miscers would give you 3:1 ratio deadlifts on it.


Do you think miscers could win and who would you choose?
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With Blewdwen…whats his name and JohnnyDeep in reserve .
post 1688381303 08-15-2023, 01:11 AM
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No.

You put 6 miscers into a pen with a silverback gorilla, you're going to have 6 dead miscers. No chance.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1688388943 08-15-2023, 06:57 AM
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post 1688391833 08-15-2023, 07:59 AM
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Is this thread serious?

We are only lucky that gorillas are mostly passive/timid towards humans, but if it had to fight it would demolish everything in its path. It would snap your limbs like a pretzel stick. hell, it could very well grab your skin and "de-glove" your entire body like that scene from the Silent Hill movie.

Hell, a chimp is 1.5x stronger than an adult male and it will lay waste to an entire gym full of athletic guys. A Gorilla is on an entirely different tier that we simply cannot compete in raw strength.

post 1688399853 08-15-2023, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Maestro
Is this thread serious?

We are only lucky that gorillas are mostly passive/timid towards humans, but if it had to fight it would demolish everything in its path. It would snap your limbs like a pretzel stick. hell, it could very well grab your skin and "de-glove" your entire body like that scene from the Silent Hill movie.

Hell, a chimp is 1.5x stronger than an adult male and it will lay waste to an entire gym full of athletic guys. A Gorilla is on an entirely different tier that we simply cannot compete in raw strength.

Mirin dat bench doe.

Didn’t realise had the strength of 20 adult males, dats crazy brah.

I wonder how many miscers it would take to beat one?
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post 1688400673 08-15-2023, 10:42 AM
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most miscers couldn't knock out a wank so doubt they would stand a chance against a gorilla
post 1688408423 08-15-2023, 01:10 PM
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post 1688409003 08-15-2023, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy
No.

You put 6 miscers into a pen with a silverback gorilla, you're going to have 6 dead miscers. No chance.
Bodhy has to make the list. After the gorilla throws some chit at the miscers, someone needs to throw their chit back at the gorilla.
post 1688409323 08-15-2023, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Maestro
Is this thread serious?

We are only lucky that gorillas are mostly passive/timid towards humans, but if it had to fight it would demolish everything in its path. It would snap your limbs like a pretzel stick. hell, it could very well grab your skin and "de-glove" your entire body like that scene from the Silent Hill movie.

Hell, a chimp is 1.5x stronger than an adult male and it will lay waste to an entire gym full of athletic guys. A Gorilla is on an entirely different tier that we simply cannot compete in raw strength.

What's the Gorilla's form like though? I aint afraid of no ego lifting gorilla with **** form
You don't lift with your muscles, you lift with your heart
post 1688475933 08-16-2023, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Maestro
Is this thread serious?

We are only lucky that gorillas are mostly passive/timid towards humans, but if it had to fight it would demolish everything in its path. It would snap your limbs like a pretzel stick. hell, it could very well grab your skin and "de-glove" your entire body like that scene from the Silent Hill movie.

Hell, a chimp is 1.5x stronger than an adult male and it will lay waste to an entire gym full of athletic guys. A Gorilla is on an entirely different tier that we simply cannot compete in raw strength.

that's not taking into account Brock Lesnar.
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post 1688476303 08-16-2023, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted By HairyWBush
that's not taking into account Brock Lesnar.
Brock Lesnar isn’t allowed in the octagon anymore due to his liver so he can’t fight the silverback for us.
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