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Do you think 6 miscers could beat a silverback gorilla? If so which 6? 🦍
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One person distract him
Then the other can each grab a limb
Then the other can each grab a limb
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Originally Posted By Sevenlionz⏩
Kormo cant walk a block without dying. Id throw him as bait so the 5 other miscers can make a clean escape1 Kormo will give gorilla a run for his money
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Originally Posted By koreannoodles77⏩
DamnKormo cant walk a block without dying. Id throw him as bait so the 5 other miscers can make a clean escape
08-14-2023, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
I'm very considerateDamn
08-15-2023, 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted By ATotemSwole⏩
A typical silverback weighs 430 pounds (195 kg) and stands 5 feet (1.5m) tall. Silverbacks are incredibly strong and can lift over 1763 pounds (800kg) of dead weight. That's roughly twice as much as a well trained weightlifter.
So an average silverback = twice a well trained weightlifter.
So 6 miscers would give you 3:1 ratio deadlifts on it.
Do you think miscers could win and who would you choose?
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A typical silverback weighs 430 pounds (195 kg) and stands 5 feet (1.5m) tall. Silverbacks are incredibly strong and can lift over 1763 pounds (800kg) of dead weight. That's roughly twice as much as a well trained weightlifter.
So an average silverback = twice a well trained weightlifter.
So 6 miscers would give you 3:1 ratio deadlifts on it.
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With Blewdwen…whats his name and JohnnyDeep in reserve .
08-15-2023, 01:11 AM
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Is this thread serious?
We are only lucky that gorillas are mostly passive/timid towards humans, but if it had to fight it would demolish everything in its path. It would snap your limbs like a pretzel stick. hell, it could very well grab your skin and "de-glove" your entire body like that scene from the Silent Hill movie.
Hell, a chimp is 1.5x stronger than an adult male and it will lay waste to an entire gym full of athletic guys. A Gorilla is on an entirely different tier that we simply cannot compete in raw strength.

We are only lucky that gorillas are mostly passive/timid towards humans, but if it had to fight it would demolish everything in its path. It would snap your limbs like a pretzel stick. hell, it could very well grab your skin and "de-glove" your entire body like that scene from the Silent Hill movie.
Hell, a chimp is 1.5x stronger than an adult male and it will lay waste to an entire gym full of athletic guys. A Gorilla is on an entirely different tier that we simply cannot compete in raw strength.

08-15-2023, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
Mirin dat bench doe.Is this thread serious?
We are only lucky that gorillas are mostly passive/timid towards humans, but if it had to fight it would demolish everything in its path. It would snap your limbs like a pretzel stick. hell, it could very well grab your skin and "de-glove" your entire body like that scene from the Silent Hill movie.
Hell, a chimp is 1.5x stronger than an adult male and it will lay waste to an entire gym full of athletic guys. A Gorilla is on an entirely different tier that we simply cannot compete in raw strength.

We are only lucky that gorillas are mostly passive/timid towards humans, but if it had to fight it would demolish everything in its path. It would snap your limbs like a pretzel stick. hell, it could very well grab your skin and "de-glove" your entire body like that scene from the Silent Hill movie.
Hell, a chimp is 1.5x stronger than an adult male and it will lay waste to an entire gym full of athletic guys. A Gorilla is on an entirely different tier that we simply cannot compete in raw strength.

Didn’t realise had the strength of 20 adult males, dats crazy brah.
I wonder how many miscers it would take to beat one?
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most miscers couldn't knock out a wank so doubt they would stand a chance against a gorilla
08-15-2023, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Bodhy has to make the list. After the gorilla throws some chit at the miscers, someone needs to throw their chit back at the gorilla.No.
You put 6 miscers into a pen with a silverback gorilla, you're going to have 6 dead miscers. No chance.
You put 6 miscers into a pen with a silverback gorilla, you're going to have 6 dead miscers. No chance.
08-15-2023, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
What's the Gorilla's form like though? I aint afraid of no ego lifting gorilla with **** formIs this thread serious?
We are only lucky that gorillas are mostly passive/timid towards humans, but if it had to fight it would demolish everything in its path. It would snap your limbs like a pretzel stick. hell, it could very well grab your skin and "de-glove" your entire body like that scene from the Silent Hill movie.
Hell, a chimp is 1.5x stronger than an adult male and it will lay waste to an entire gym full of athletic guys. A Gorilla is on an entirely different tier that we simply cannot compete in raw strength.

We are only lucky that gorillas are mostly passive/timid towards humans, but if it had to fight it would demolish everything in its path. It would snap your limbs like a pretzel stick. hell, it could very well grab your skin and "de-glove" your entire body like that scene from the Silent Hill movie.
Hell, a chimp is 1.5x stronger than an adult male and it will lay waste to an entire gym full of athletic guys. A Gorilla is on an entirely different tier that we simply cannot compete in raw strength.

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08-16-2023, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
that's not taking into account Brock Lesnar.Is this thread serious?
We are only lucky that gorillas are mostly passive/timid towards humans, but if it had to fight it would demolish everything in its path. It would snap your limbs like a pretzel stick. hell, it could very well grab your skin and "de-glove" your entire body like that scene from the Silent Hill movie.
Hell, a chimp is 1.5x stronger than an adult male and it will lay waste to an entire gym full of athletic guys. A Gorilla is on an entirely different tier that we simply cannot compete in raw strength.

We are only lucky that gorillas are mostly passive/timid towards humans, but if it had to fight it would demolish everything in its path. It would snap your limbs like a pretzel stick. hell, it could very well grab your skin and "de-glove" your entire body like that scene from the Silent Hill movie.
Hell, a chimp is 1.5x stronger than an adult male and it will lay waste to an entire gym full of athletic guys. A Gorilla is on an entirely different tier that we simply cannot compete in raw strength.

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Originally Posted By HairyWBush⏩
Brock Lesnar isn’t allowed in the octagon anymore due to his liver so he can’t fight the silverback for us.that's not taking into account Brock Lesnar.
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