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08-13-2024, 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted By deadorange
Correlation is not causation. The kinds of ppl more likely to get strokes are on Ozempic. That being said, Ozempic has been shown to mildly increase risk of certain rare strokes.
Also the vaccines.
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08-13-2024, 07:47 AM
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What does morbid obesity cause?



Lmao @ random unsourced reddit and Twitter posts as evidence. Jfc this generation is cooked.
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08-13-2024, 07:50 AM
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Can't believe some of you put this poison into your body what in the actual fuk is wrong with everyone?
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08-13-2024, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra
I'm not saving face, just needing to be very clear about wording since you're the type to try to cheat. I'll do your pullup bet as long as the rules are clear, I'll propose the following:

-Do it within 1 week so no delaying to lose weight.
-Full length of body shown to prevent full blown cheating and standing on something.
-Dead hang no kipping, chest to bar, palms out. You're the one who called them strict pullups so this isn't even my stipulation.
-No can do on not deleting posts since I have a fan club of haters who want to doxx me. I can do the signature change for 3 months.
Only stipulation I have is I like to use a parallel grip, and a strict pull up is chin above bar.

I'll remove the post deletion, but you have to do the signature for a year, and must change it to whatever I want whenever I want for that year.
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08-13-2024, 09:46 AM
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jesus fuking christ. who the fuk cares? most of you lie your pants off. ive never told a lie here though. frankly i dont care about most of you to lie in the first place. misc is serious bussiness
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08-14-2024, 06:16 AM
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08-14-2024, 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted By deadorange
Correlation is not causation. The kinds of ppl more likely to get strokes are on Ozempic. That being said, Ozempic has been shown to mildly increase risk of certain rare strokes.
"Correlation is not causation" Is the gayest thing anyone can say
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08-14-2024, 06:27 AM
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"Correlation is not causation" Is the gayest thing anyone can say

Yeah its a fåggy reddit cope mechanism.



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08-14-2024, 06:31 AM
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That's a pullup. What you want is half way to a muscle up. Funny thing about all this is I just causally mentioned I could do 3 pullups, and you ran with it, calling me out. So you have been calling me out for like 6 months, and you also want to change what a pullup is. Very disingenuous of you.

And regarding the position of my hands, palms facing me or away from me hurts my wrists because of previous injuries. But hey, you narrowly escaped this, so good for you.

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08-14-2024, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824


That's a pullup. What you want is half way to a muscle up. Funny thing about all this is I just causally mentioned I could do 3 pullups, and you ran with it, calling me out. So you have been calling me out for like 6 months, and you also want to change what a pullup is. Very disingenuous of you.

And regarding the position of my hands, palms facing me or away from me hurts my wrists because of previous injuries. But hey, you narrowly escaped this, so good for you.

And they call voidgaze a snake.
Post a video of your self doing just one pull up according to your specifications - do it tubby, I dare you to.
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08-14-2024, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra
Guess Godfrd824 can't even do 1 strict pullup. He could still win in a way with my generous rule set and still get a 1 month signature change by doing even 1.
Just for you. I can do 3 chinups, because apparently those are radically different than pullups.

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Post a video of your self doing just one pull up according to your specifications - do it tubby, I dare you to.
I dare you to stop getting mogged by your sister mr genius.
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08-14-2024, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
Just for you. I can do 3 chinups, because apparently those are radically different than pullups.



I dare you to stop getting mogged by your sister mr genius.
yeah, didn't think you would. Are you saying that I should only be happy if my sister is doing worse than me? That's what it sounds like TBH.

Also, I'll be waiting to see you do a single fkn pull up according to your specifications - I honestly doubt that you could even do a kip up TBH, you fat tub of lard.
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08-14-2024, 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted By WiseOldApe
yeah, didn't think you would. Are you saying that I should only be happy if my sister is doing worse than me? That's what it sounds like TBH.
I'm saying you're a loser for coming here and making threads about how you're a genius and your sister is a dumb ass, all the while your sister is out there making 3 times what you make, and driving a car you couldn't even afford to rent for a weekend.

But you know what, I will indulge you. I'll do the one "chinup", if you're willing to take a 6 month ban. You need a break from this place so you can focus on not being a loser anyways.
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08-14-2024, 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
I'm saying you're a loser for coming here and making threads about how you're a genius and your sister is a dumb ass, all the while your sister is out there making 3 times what you make, and driving a car you couldn't even afford to rent for a weekend.

But you know what, I will indulge you. I'll do the one "chinup", if you're willing to take a 6 month ban. You need a break from this place so you can focus on not being a loser anyways.
You're not going to post anything - you'll grab the pull up bar's handle and they'll bend under your weight, if you can manage to hold the grip for that long in the first place. Fatty.
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08-14-2024, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted By WiseOldApe
You're not going to post anything - you'll grab the pull up bar's handle and they'll bend under your weight, if you can manage to hold the grip for that long in the first place. Fatty.
So you don't want me to record myself doing said chinup?

You were so eager 10 minutes ago. Lol.
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08-14-2024, 07:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
So you don't want me to record myself doing said chinup?

You were so eager 10 minutes ago. Lol.
Do as you will - I just know you won't post anything you fat, unathletic fugg.
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08-14-2024, 07:10 AM
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Do as you will - I just know you won't post anything you fat, unathletic fugg.
Does that mean that you are willing to take that ban?
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08-14-2024, 07:14 AM
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Does that mean that you are willing to take that ban?
I've never suggested anything about a ban. I just said that you're not going to post any videos of you doing ANY pulls up, whether to proper standards or your own.
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08-14-2024, 07:17 AM
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If your gona do it, why not go all the way?

mounjaro is duel acting.

"Some studies suggest that Mounjaro may be more effective than Ozempic for weight loss. For example, one study found that patients taking Mounjaro were twice as likely to lose 10% or more of their body weight, and three times as likely to lose 15% or more, compared to patients taking Ozempic. Another study found that patients taking Mounjaro lost 15.3% of their body weight over a year, compared to 8.3% for patients taking Ozempic"
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08-14-2024, 07:27 AM
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I've never suggested anything about a ban. I just said that you're not going to post any videos of you doing ANY pulls up, whether to proper standards or your own.
No, you're just talking shyt but don't have the balls to back it up. This is why you're a loser. This is why your sister embarrasses you regularly. Lol.
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08-14-2024, 07:28 AM
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On my 3rd week on ozempic and down 5 Kgs.
Too early to tell of any potential sides but Iv stayed hydrated, avoided alcohol and bad foods and increased my fitness output.

So far so good. The mental clarity reminds me of when I did a test E only cycle years ago as a lad srs
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08-14-2024, 07:28 AM
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No, you're just talking shyt but don't have the balls to back it up. This is why you're a loser. This is why your sister embarrasses you regularly. Lol.
ok.. we will be waiting for the vids..
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08-14-2024, 07:29 AM
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Prescription drugs are all poison and they are not the answer for something as stupid as obesity when you can simply just quit shoving so much junk food down your pie hole
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08-14-2024, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted By WiseOldApe
ok.. we will be waiting for the vids..
Use the time waiting to get your life in order you mentally ill loser.
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08-14-2024, 07:37 AM
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Use the time waiting to get your life in order you mentally ill loser.
ok..
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08-14-2024, 07:42 AM
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hahaha ****ing fatties trying to get lazy shortcuts

but but meat is bad!
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08-14-2024, 07:47 AM
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I'm not going to insult you on this next one because this is just talking through basic facts. Palms out is a pullup, palms in is a chinup, that's just how it's defined in pretty much any source you can find in the fitness world.

Palms out takes the biceps out of the movement as a prime mover and makes it harder. A neutral grip is not halfway between the two as it still allows the biceps to engage so is effectively much closer to a chinup.

Think of curls, you can do a normal curl which is akin to a chinup, you can do a hammer curl which is akin to a neutral grip. What you can't do is turn your palms down facing backwards and do a curl.
Ok then, I can do 3 chinups.

Also, not trying to be that guy, but any type of pulling motion cannot be done without biceps.
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08-14-2024, 08:00 AM
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lol at all the bitter *******s who are too risk adverse to take leaps in life.. same *******s who cry and moan if someone is not natty because they cannot fathom the idea of people playing the game of life lmao.

There’s a reason why ozempic has been labelled a designer drug, it is being used in the masses among the ultra wealthy, those who have the means to use it. Who have access to the absolute best consultations etc. Musk, Oprah etc..

The cope in this thread is hilarious
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lol at all the bitter *******s who are too risk adverse to take leaps in life.. same *******s who cry and moan if someone is not natty because they cannot fathom the idea of people playing the game of life lmao.

There’s a reason why ozempic has been labelled a designer drug, it is being used in the masses among the ultra wealthy, those who have the means to use it. Who have access to the absolute best consultations etc. Musk, Oprah etc..

The cope in this thread is hilarious
You don't need to take risky drugs, you just need to put down the doritos
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08-14-2024, 10:18 AM
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You don't need to take risky drugs, you just need to put down the doritos
While true, this is hard for a lot of people.

Its like telling a hardgainer that's weighed 130lbs their whole life, its so easy to gain weight, all you have to do is eat.
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