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08-13-2024, 01:20 AM
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Ozempic causes stroke. Fukn lol @ lazy fatties.

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"I had a mini stroke today and the nurse who was looking after me mentioned that I was the 6th person that same aftenoon who had a stroke and that we were all on ozempic.

Kinda odd considering the population is 90k where I live."
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08-13-2024, 01:46 AM
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Having a stroke would be a welcome relief from the stomach pain, diarrhea, muscle aches, muscle wasting etc that ozempic causes
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08-13-2024, 02:40 AM
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I think they will find something. There's always a catch when it's too good to be true

They told vapecels for 10 years that its just pure nicotine with no downsides and now they got cucked with popcorn lungs lol

Wait 10 years from now, ozempiccels are getting cucked with something
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08-13-2024, 03:52 AM
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Damn. That's kinda crazy.
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08-13-2024, 04:01 AM
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Most people are lazy by nature ,and weak minded

Staying lean take discipline

Fighting anxiety and depression is work

Pills are not the answer to anything, unless it's something that can't be rectified by putting in the effort
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08-13-2024, 04:09 AM
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Very rare is to to have a pharmaceutical compound that's 'all good'.

In my experience, the stronger the effects of a chemical compound the more serious the potential side effects. I'd presume this is because the body doesn't physiologically discriminate against wanted and unwanted effects.
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08-13-2024, 04:11 AM
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I have a client who is affected by the rare form of blindness that Ozempic causes. She's been on it for years and will lose sight in one of her eyes. No way to stop it.
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08-13-2024, 04:13 AM
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The drug commercials make me laugh

Everyone smiling ,dancing ,boating, grilling etc etc

While they spew off a litany of side effects that sound crippling

Smh
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08-13-2024, 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted By wasp9166
The drug commercials make me laugh

Everyone smiling ,dancing ,boating, grilling etc etc

While they spew off a litany of side effects that sound crippling

Smh
They have to list any side effect any one experiences during the trials - related or not. But still - yeah I don't see how people jump on this chit so fast
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08-13-2024, 04:42 AM
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I think they will find something. There's always a catch when it's too good to be true

They told vapecels for 10 years that its just pure nicotine with no downsides and now they got cucked with popcorn lungs lol

Wait 10 years from now, ozempiccels are getting cucked with something

That was bullschit, no…

Only fake carts from china that were WEED vape had the bad chit, NO….?
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08-13-2024, 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted By wasp9166
The drug commercials make me laugh

Everyone smiling ,dancing ,boating, grilling etc etc

While they spew off a litany of side effects that sound crippling

Smh
Whenever we watch Jeopardy in the evening my kids laugh at all these commercials and all the side effects of the various drugs. Something like 70% of US network TV commercials are drug companies.
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08-13-2024, 05:07 AM
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Most people are lazy by nature ,and weak minded

Staying lean take discipline

Fighting anxiety and depression is work

Pills are not the answer to anything, unless it's something that can't be rectified by putting in the effort
Lazy and weak minded here. Been trying to lose weight for years. I just can't stay consistent. My biggest weakness is probably not going to bed on time. Zero willpower when you only get 4 hours of sleep
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08-13-2024, 05:40 AM
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Should have asked if the all had the COVID vaccination.
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08-13-2024, 05:54 AM
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I think they will find something. There's always a catch when it's too good to be true

They told vapecels for 10 years that its just pure nicotine with no downsides and now they got cucked with popcorn lungs lol

Wait 10 years from now, ozempiccels are getting cucked with something
that was caused by a (now discontinued) flavor additive

and of course there's downsides, nicotine is a stimulant and vasoconstrictor
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08-13-2024, 06:04 AM
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08-13-2024, 06:06 AM
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Strong source lol.

Six people in one afternoon.

Soundsl legit.
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08-13-2024, 06:13 AM
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It's not too good to be true though.

Ozempic doesn't even burn any fat. All it does is make fatties eat less. You don't need a drug to eat less, you can just eat less.
You also don't need juice at your height and weight and lack of development, and yet here you are, no gains made, kidney troubles, actually got fatter, plus the cost of the juice. I'm not gonna LOL, because this isn't a laughing matter.
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08-13-2024, 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted By AnxiousChang
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"I had a mini stroke today and the nurse who was looking after me mentioned that I was the 6th person that same aftenoon who had a stroke and that we were all on ozempic.

Kinda odd considering the population is 90k where I live."
I bet those other 6 people were boostered.

The kind of lazy people that use ozempic because they didn't take care of themselves are the same kind to take the covid shots
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08-13-2024, 06:24 AM
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I take Wegovy due to my eating disorder and had to go back to a lower dose when I tried the maximum dose due to the nausea. Other than that is has worked pretty well.
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08-13-2024, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra
For those who are unaware, the reason this guy is so mad is because he lied about taking Ozempic and when shown to be lying, instead of being a man and owning up to it, he just doubles down and keeps talking chit like he's doing now.
Lying how? Please explain. Thanks.
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08-13-2024, 06:52 AM
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You literally said you don't take Ozempic and I found a post where you talked about taking Ozempic. How is this even a question lmao.

While we're at it, remember how your lard ass said you could do 3 pullups but never posted a video? LOL.

I also remember you saying you've never been in a fight in your life, then you denied that, guess I should try to find that post too.
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08-13-2024, 06:53 AM
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You literally said you don't take Ozempic and I found a post where you talked about taking Ozempic. How is this even a question lmao.

While we're at it, remember how your lard ass said you could do 3 pullups but never posted a video? LOL.

I also remember you saying you've never been in a fight in your life, then you denied that, guess I should try to find that post too.
Correct. I don't take it. I tried it and was very transparent about that and why I stopped it after 2 weeks in various threads.

If I can do 3 pullups, will you change your signature "to certified phāggot" and keep it that way permanently? And also you can never delete any of your posts again. How about it?

And I've been in many fights as a kid, last one was at 17 I believe. I don't fight as an adult because I'm an adult. It's really cringy that you're 35 and ethugging about fighting anyone. You need to fight your socioeconomic status. Lol.

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Godfrd doesn't actually lift - he just sporadically uses some steroid or fat burner in hopes of getting quick results.
You're mentally ill. Please get help.
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08-13-2024, 06:57 AM
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Lol @ 3 pull ups and bragging about being in the military. You're a joke.
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08-13-2024, 07:00 AM
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Lol @ 3 pull ups and bragging about being in the military. You're a joke.
And yet the military wouldn't accept you. And you're a broke loser who will use every excuse in the book, while your sister is mogging you. You think you're a genius, but you're a retard.
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and yet the military wouldn't accept you. And you're a broke loser who will use every excuse in the book, while your sister is mogging you. You think you're a genius, but you're a retard.
ok.

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That's not how it works. If you zuck a dink for 2 weeks and decide it wasn't for you, that still makes you a f*ggot.

I would like to see the pullups but given how you just tried to play around with wording to cover your Ozempic lie, you'll probably try to cheat on a pullup challenge too like putting it off until you can lose weight.
He;s some fat fugg who couldn't even do 1 pull up if his life depended on it, let alone 15-20 like a normal gym goer.
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08-13-2024, 07:04 AM
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you guys quit fighting. It triggers my eating disorder. :/
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08-13-2024, 07:05 AM
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That's not how it works. If you zuck a dink for 2 weeks and decide it wasn't for you, that still makes you a f*ggot.

I would like to see the pullups but given how you just tried to play around with wording to cover your Ozempic lie, you'll probably try to cheat on a pullup challenge too like putting it off until you can lose weight.
But do you have room to talk, you're still on juice, no improvement or gains of any kind.

Also, wiseoldape disagrees with you. He's done all kinds of gay shyt, but says he's no longer gay because he has been saved by jesus.

You tell yourself whatever you need to, to save face.
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08-13-2024, 07:05 AM
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Americans love paying big pharma to reduce their life expectancy.

They think, "if McDonald's can't kill me fast enough, maybe my doctor can."

Then they go full bore with the pharmaceuticals.
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08-13-2024, 07:07 AM
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Whenever we watch Jeopardy in the evening my kids laugh at all these commercials and all the side effects of the various drugs. Something like 70% of US network TV commercials are drug companies.
As someone who use to work in pharmacies and hospitals, I've always wondered, who those commercials were for? Do they expect the person watching the commercial to remember the name of the drug, and bring it up to their doctor? And if they did, their doctor doesn't know everything about every drug, especially newer drugs, and even IF the doctor prescribed a medication to their patient because they saw it on TV (which is NOT how it works) 99% of pharmacies are not going to have the newest and latest drugs in their formulary and that patient will most likely have to go to some out of network distribution center where they have to pay the full price of the drug.

I just don't see people doing that. If I had to wager, I'd say the commercials are actually for shareholders so that they know that the company they're invested in is still releasing product.
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I work in Broadcasting and have to watch all the drug commericals constantly. They pay a lot, too

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