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08-22-2024, 07:41 PM
#31
Originally Posted By CuttyUnderleaf
Salacious is definitely a word I need to start using more often



Wtf lol, what a freaking moron that guy is.
Reps on spread. It is possible that you’re right … he says he’s never voted in his life. So basically total apathy? How is a total lack of civic engagement even possible? I sincerely love the huge joocy muscles but I’m getting some bad vibes from this. Even if he had said he was diametrically opposed to me politically that would have been better than a limp wristed lack of caring.
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08-22-2024, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted By LuigiMiami631
Stfu you stupid whore.

Go back to jacking off horses for a living.
But then you’d complain that a Hispanic migrant took your job.
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08-22-2024, 07:50 PM
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How's the $10 per month you're making from OF subscriptions working out for you?
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08-22-2024, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted By lnvictus
Salaci- what??


Best misc art ever!
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08-22-2024, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
But then you’d complain that a Hispanic migrant took your job.
Hispanic did take my job:

Dealing drugs to expired gypsies who smell like the inside of a beef refinery with a brain tumor and ovarian cancer.
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08-22-2024, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter
How's the $10 per month you're making from OF subscriptions working out for you?
Very good. I’m thinking about buying a cockatiel with it once I get enough.
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08-22-2024, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted By LuigiMiami631
Hispanic did take my job:

Dealing drugs to expired gypsies who smell like the inside of a beef refinery with a brain tumor and ovarian cancer.
So that’s why you’re mad. I hope you feel better soon.
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08-22-2024, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve
where are the slootery photos.

welcome back you bad b!tch
I can’t stay away. Photos are such a fun suggestion. I will post new ones soon. I guess I’m happy with my progress.
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08-22-2024, 08:01 PM
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Prime minister dat dere thang
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08-22-2024, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987
this story sucks can you tell us about your gang bangs?
We held hands and spoke softly of God and country.
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08-22-2024, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
But then you’d complain that a Hispanic migrant took your job.

lol at thinking illegals even work anymore.

they live in fancy hotels and cuck the new york tax payers. why work when everything is free
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08-22-2024, 08:53 PM
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Were you wearing a bag over that busted face? I'm assuming you were.
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08-23-2024, 08:48 AM
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Were you wearing a bag over that busted face? I'm assuming you were.
I stopped wearing a niqab as I became a more serious athlete. I lost patience for anything obstructing my breathing, and I lost pity on the poor, aggrieved souls like yourself who have to endure seeing me. It's your responsibility to carry your own barf bag with you.

Anyway, I was just as surprised as you that such a gorgeous man approached me. That's why, as soon as he said he had been a football player, I wondered if Godzilla had been sent by one of my old lovers to flirt with me as a favor for some of the kind things I've done for them over the years. He said he wasn't sent by anyone. In fact he seemed to want to can all discussion of football - I didn't even get a chance to wax poetic about Lyle Alzado. He said "females" elevate football, which was a bizarre statement since the overwhelming majority of football fans are male. Also, as a farmer, "female" means animal. The word woman is used for humans. It was a jarring note and made him sound ignorant. He said he quit due to a "rage issue" and seemed flippant about the massive opportunity that football represents. My response was to point out that when I was a young girl I had aspirations of being a pro hockey player, but that as a woman, the opportunity to be a pro (and not also have to keep a full time job) simply didn't exist. He seemed to think that that disparity of opportunity didn't exist. I didn't point out that even if his assertion was true (that men and women in pro sports have the same opportunity) that that merely underlined my original point that it was astonishing that he threw away the rare opportunity to be a pro. His attitude toward football was so radically different from the men I've known that I began to suspect that he never was actually a player.
Something is off with him.
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08-23-2024, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
I stopped wearing a niqab as I became a more serious athlete. I lost patience for anything obstructing my breathing, and I lost pity on the poor, aggrieved souls like yourself who have to endure seeing me. It's your responsibility to carry your own barf bag with you.

Anyway, I was just as surprised as you that such a gorgeous man approached me. That's why, as soon as he said he had been a football player, I wondered if Godzilla had been sent by one of my old lovers to flirt with me as a favor for some of the kind things I've done for them over the years. He said he wasn't sent by anyone. In fact he seemed to want to can all discussion of football - I didn't even get a chance to wax poetic about Lyle Alzado. He said "females" elevate football, which was a bizarre statement since the overwhelming majority of football fans are male. Also, as a farmer, "female" means animal. The word woman is used for humans. It was a jarring note and made him sound ignorant. He said he quit due to a "rage issue" and seemed flippant about the massive opportunity that football represents. My response was to point out that when I was a young girl I had aspirations of being a pro hockey player, but that as a woman, the opportunity to be a pro (and not also have to keep a full time job) simply didn't exist. He seemed to think that that disparity of opportunity didn't exist. I didn't point out that even if his assertion was true (that men and women in pro sports have the same opportunity) that that merely underlined my original point that it was astonishing that he threw away the rare opportunity to be a pro. His attitude toward football was so radically different from the men I've known that I began to suspect that he never was actually a player.
Something is off with him.
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08-23-2024, 09:05 AM
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Megasloot I want to have babies with you
Where are you from? I get the feeling I'm going to be quite free very soon.
I was so, SO excited about my encounter at first. I literally couldn't even keep track of how many reps I'd done. The first time he asked for casual sex, I was sad, but I figure, well it just means he's a red blooded man from a different culture.
I let him know, unequivocally that casual sex was repugnant to me. But he just kept asking. And even then, I'd be fine with it. But his responses to my denials have ranged from petulant to downright tantrums. Not cool. In spite of the massive arms, my gut tells me to just end it, and work out at my extra gym for a few weeks.
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08-23-2024, 09:10 AM
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"Your vaginal odor is disturbing the other guests. Also stop going into the men's locker room"

something along those lines
lol
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08-23-2024, 09:18 AM
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I am unaware. Fucc


She's not real female miscer?

Silencespesks 2.0?
It's got a dik srs.
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08-23-2024, 09:19 AM
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Gen Z miscers still trying to figure out what CCCL means.
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350 in Roman Numerals.
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08-23-2024, 09:34 AM
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It's got a dik srs.
Either I'm an icky woman with icky woman smellz or I'm a swingin dick. Gotta pick one, fellas.
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I think one of them is supposed to have broccoli hair.
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08-23-2024, 09:51 AM
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that offer to move in with me is still open

i was in love with zyra for a bit but she hasn't sent me a sudoku video she promised

i can bake some good hamburgers
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08-23-2024, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscMathematician
that offer to move in with me is still open

i was in love with zyra for a bit but she hasn't sent me a sudoku video she promised

i can bake some good hamburgers
I fukkin love hamburgers. reps on recharge.
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08-23-2024, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscMathematician
that offer to move in with me is still open

i was in love with zyra for a bit but she hasn't sent me a sudoku video she promised

i can bake some good hamburgers
'Bake' hamburgers? Fuk is wrong with you? So basically you are making a big ass meatball? You should be drawn and quartered with remains fed to sewer rats and Guy Ferrari.
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'Bake' hamburgers? Fuk is wrong with you? So basically you are making a big ass meatball? You should be drawn and quartered with remains fed to sewer rats and Guy Ferrari.
that **** aint a hamburger, its meatloaf
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08-23-2024, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
'Bake' hamburgers? Fuk is wrong with you? So basically you are making a big ass meatball? You should be drawn and quartered with remains fed to sewer rats and Guy Ferrari.
Originally Posted By Vexidi
that **** aint a hamburger, its meatloaf
beef =yummy.
I feel like the resident bitch who turned down the ultimate beefcake (Godzilla). All I said no to was meaningless sex. Feelsbad though. Hold me, misc. I'm unfukable.

Is it even normal to ask for sex after a few hours of having known someone????
I'm going back to the other plan of paying a Chinese man to be nice to me.
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08-23-2024, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
I'm unfukable.
you can make love to anything with nipples
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08-23-2024, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscMathematician
you can make love to anything with nipples
I hope so. Sometimes, in my more pessimistic moments, I think KrackerJacked lied to us all. Maybe the slootiest sloot of them all will never sloot.
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08-23-2024, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
Where are you from? I get the feeling I'm going to be quite free very soon.
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08-23-2024, 10:20 AM
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lol. my bad. I didn't even look at your avi. Too bad though. We'll have to wait for the annual misc convention.
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08-23-2024, 10:25 AM
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mentally ill, beat female miscer seeks attention

i've seen this one before
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08-23-2024, 10:26 AM
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Silence Speaks on suicide watch
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