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I've decided to be Jewish.
08-04-2020, 12:06 PM
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08-04-2020, 12:12 PM
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On one hand:-
Jews: (3 pages of) NOOOOOO, you can't just announce that you're a jew; it takes a decade of discipline and education
OP: Haha, I'm JewBrah
On the other:-
OP: I identify as Jewish, my people have suffered for generations
can't make that sh!t up
Jews: (3 pages of) NOOOOOO, you can't just announce that you're a jew; it takes a decade of discipline and education
OP: Haha, I'm JewBrah
On the other:-
OP: I identify as Jewish, my people have suffered for generations
can't make that sh!t up
08-04-2020, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Ten_Hearts⏩
No they pretty much all would. Even if you did do a reform conversion it wouldn't be recognized as a legitimate conversion in more religious sects.
In general we don't advocate conversion either.
In general we don't advocate conversion either.
Originally Posted By sunsean⏩
100% correct. Judaism is sustained through blood not conversion. Religious Jews generally look down on conversion - and even after conversion there's a mental asterisk around the converters within the community. "Yeah they *converted" meaning not true Jew.
As to OP enjoy your new faith. I've decided I'm going to be Black Jesus.
As to OP enjoy your new faith. I've decided I'm going to be Black Jesus.
Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
I don't think any of this ^^ is accurate.I don't know how you think you will magically become part of 'chosen people' that means anyone can swoop in and identify as chosen. Most will congratulate you on converting to Judaism but won't want their daughters marrying you.
When I announced on my ******** earlier today that I had converted, all of my fb friends and a bunch of people I didn't even know were all congratulating me.
Feels good to be the only Jew in my town, too, since it pretty much makes me an authority on the subject to the locals here.
I'll probably watch the videos that everyone has been posting ITT to try and get myself up to speed...whenever I get some free time.
08-04-2020, 01:49 PM
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10-31-2022, 06:14 AM
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10-31-2022, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted By spadelexus⏩
Vetted? Tested?You're missing the point. It's not about belief. It's about discipline. Christianity and Islam you can convert in a day. Converting to Judaism takes a long time. It can take years. You have to be trained, you have to learn the ways, you have to be tested, you have to be vetted. We do this so only the most disciplined, brightest, and strongest willed can enter the tribe.
Sounds more like a cult (
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10-31-2022, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted By BigElephant⏩
I hear the foreskin reattachment is the most painfulLol you have to go through a whole ****load of initiation/education.
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10-31-2022, 07:19 AM
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10-01-2023, 11:38 AM
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10-01-2023, 11:49 AM
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10-01-2023, 12:02 PM
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I pulled a donnie Brasco a few years ago. I knew a lot about Judaism from my graduate studies in history and researching it myself. I passed with flying colors because I easily could school Jews on Jewish intellectual history. I learned so much about them. They truly are as evil as claimed and in fact far more because you can never fully grasp what they say and do in shul and in business.
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10-01-2023, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted By MasterMorality⏩
Can you explain.? I really don't know anything about the religion other than basics and I was or am considering doing the same thing.I pulled a donnie Brasco a few years ago. I knew a lot about Judaism from my graduate studies in history and researching it myself. I passed with flying colors because I easily could school Jews on Jewish intellectual history. I learned so much about them. They truly are as evil as claimed and in fact far more because you can never fully grasp what they say and do in shul and in business.
You say evil. Explain how so? I don't want to hear the usually they manipulate big business an banking etc etc. That's big business. Regardless of who is conducting it
So if you will/can aware me on this.
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10-01-2023, 12:36 PM
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10-01-2023, 12:41 PM
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LMAO OP wants all the perks of being catholic and jewish without actually being catholic or jewish!well why the fuk not!guess anybody can be anything these days.good thing god probably dont exist cause im pretty sure thats an automatic ticket straight to hell.living on the edge eh OP?isnt it against the rules to use religions like that?
10-01-2023, 12:49 PM
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No but growing up I had some jewish friends. They would joke that they ate pork. Kind of funny to me today as I've found out I'm the gentile allergic to pork.
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