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post 1683391763 05-25-2023, 02:27 PM
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I'm surprised nobody else selected alchemist. Imagine brewing up essence of newt bunghole and shipping it off to noble women to get rid of their genital warts.
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post 1683391903 05-25-2023, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By bicmane102
if this was back in the day, you'd get killed for sayin dat
If it was back in the day I'd say it to their faces and be like "oooh come on guys, time to kill me, who's first?"
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
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post 1683392193 05-25-2023, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon
More like fat loser who they use to test out swords for sharpness ���������������� �

And yes, in the middle ages your loser genetics would still find a way to make you fat.

Doesn't mean you'd be upper class noble, just that you're **** tier genes will always result in you being subhuman.

Like if you go surgery on your face you'd get some life threatening infection because even your own genes hate you.
in the middle ages you'd have had your skull caved in and corpse ****ed and paraded around the town square a long time ago bud

tim you realize I'm better than you in every quantifiable way, right?

taller, make more money, more muscle and leaner, much better looking, better educated, actually have sex, don't shower with my father, etc.

can't wait to neg your ugly ass off spread again you autistic cocksucker lmao
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post 1683392213 05-25-2023, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon
Oh I'll rep anyone if they make a funny post.

It's just the meatheads around here are too dumb to understand that they aren't funny.

Crazy it took me so long to realize this:

Started posting online at another site in the early 2000's.

That site was full of writers and THOSE GUYS knew how to be funny and troll.

There are a few posters here who are consistently funny, can write etc but by and large the place is a bunch of dumb ugly guys who think steroid muscles will make up for their faces.
You're a heat treatment furnace operator right?

That's just a blacksmith apprentice in the 12th century.

You think they had a minimum wage in the middle ages though?

You could be a priest and no one will wonder why you're a 40 year old virgin bruh

Aren't you Mexican though? In the middle ages, you probably would've been an aztec human sacrifice
post 1683424053 05-26-2023, 03:04 AM
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Originally Posted By outfoxxed
You're a heat treatment furnace operator right?

That's just a blacksmith apprentice in the 12th century.

You think they had a minimum wage in the middle ages though?

You could be a priest and no one will wonder why you're a 40 year old virgin bruh

Aren't you Mexican though?In the middle ages, you probably would've been an aztec human sacrifice
Gotta admit, this made me burst out laughing lmfao
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post 1683424393 05-26-2023, 03:18 AM
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Soldier or Pirate.

Anything with rape squads basically
post 1683424483 05-26-2023, 03:21 AM
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post 1683424513 05-26-2023, 03:23 AM
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Don't fukn know..

even with the options we have in our time.. I still don't know what I want to do for a career so i've put off college etc
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post 1683424583 05-26-2023, 03:25 AM
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I'm a nomad sellsword, kings pay me an extravagant amount of coin for my services. I'm a top 3 swordsman in all the land with over 1,000 kill count in pure combat.

I own a good amount of land and some vineyards who I rent out to farmers and peasants. All the fair maidens want to marry me but I'm currently enjoying the sigma bachelor life
post 1683425293 05-26-2023, 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol
Don't fukn know..

even with the options we have in our time.. I still don't know what I want to do for a career so i've put off college etc
Judging by your crews relating to your reportedly sizeable turd cutter as well as your preference of said turd cutter remaining squeaky clean by using a cool jet to cleanse your anoos after poopmaxxing, I'd recommend looking into plumbing work. You could team up with a medieval thunderpants and work on primitive aqueducts that would wind up preventing cholera and plagues. You'd be a hero and I myself, as a bard, would sing songs about you in taverns as peasants drink my ales and meads.
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post 1683425483 05-26-2023, 03:59 AM
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Soldier, even if born a peasant you can still get into an army or mercenary unit.

It's the best play as a normal dude from that time. You win big or you lose and die.


Although I have to say some historians say life wasn't that bad as a peasant as we think it is but I'm not sure.
post 1683425803 05-26-2023, 04:15 AM
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Charcoal maker seems a chill job, disappear into the woods for days making charcoal and drinking grog
post 1683425883 05-26-2023, 04:20 AM
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post 1683426983 05-26-2023, 05:12 AM
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Originally Posted By MrSchons
Charcoal maker seems a chill job, disappear into the woods for days making charcoal and drinking grog
That does seem chill. I'd bring my renowned mead and we could just get pissed in front of a fire living that perpetual campingmaxxed lifestyle...
...then get eaten by wolves
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*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
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*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1683428193 05-26-2023, 05:42 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
I'm surprised nobody else selected alchemist. Imagine brewing up essence of newt bunghole and shipping it off to noble women to get rid of their genital warts.
Like 3 people said it, can you read or are you just dumb?

That being said alchemist would have been a sweet gig, until you poisen yourself with heavy metals and gasses.

I'd go with blacksmith, get jacked af and have kings and knights of renown come from far and wide in search of my service. Can also pass the trade onto my kids/they can help when they're older
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post 1683428333 05-26-2023, 05:46 AM
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Originally Posted By outfoxxed
You're a heat treatment furnace operator right?

That's just a blacksmith apprentice in the 12th century.

You think they had a minimum wage in the middle ages though?

You could be a priest and no one will wonder why you're a 40 year old virgin bruh

Aren't you Mexican though? In the middle ages, you probably would've been an aztec human sacrifice
Six figures baby.

Remember that while you use your tears to season your Spam.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1683455953 05-26-2023, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon
Six figures baby.

Remember that while you use your tears to season your Spam.
spam is salty enough fuk
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post 1683456053 05-26-2023, 02:19 PM
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carpenter or blacksmith
post 1683456253 05-26-2023, 02:22 PM
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post 1683456713 05-26-2023, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
I'm surprised nobody else selected alchemist. Imagine brewing up essence of newt bunghole and shipping it off to noble women to get rid of their genital warts.
Playing with lead and mercury might not turn out that well, tho.
post 1683495533 05-27-2023, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted By GreatOldOne
Playing with lead and mercury might not turn out that well, tho.
I mean, I'm likely to get burned at the stake by religioncels for sorcery and concocting the devil's brew anyways so why not burn the candle at both ends and go out with a bang?
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post 1683496283 05-27-2023, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
I mean, I'm likely to get burned at the stake by religioncels for sorcery and concocting the devil's brew anyways so why not burn the candle at both ends and go out with a bang?
They actually didn't burn alchemists AFAIK. You would not want to be caught with a grimoire with a bunch of sorcery or necromancy in it, though.

I picked artist but tbh they probably dealt with a lot of lead and other stuff, too.
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being a medieval blacksmith would be pretty badass
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Realistically some kind of tradie. 80% of people would be peasant farmers, 15% tradies, 4% soldiers/nobility, 1% priests.
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon
Six figures baby.

Remember that while you use your tears to season your Spam.
post 1683582983 05-28-2023, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted By psai
being a medieval blacksmith would be pretty badass
This, or carpenter
post 1683596063 05-29-2023, 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted By psai
being a medieval blacksmith would be pretty badass
I agree. As mentioned, I have a 5 gallon bucket of blacksmith's coals in my shed (100% srs). When I moved onto this large property of mine years ago, I had the goal of building a rudimentary, medieval-style blacksmith forge. I have a pile of railway spikes I wanted to forge into knives. One of my old buddies does it and showed me how one time when I was over there. Seemed like a fun little hobby. It never came to fruition, though. Life as well as my dozen other hobbies got in the way. Probably some day, though. When there's a bit more free time.
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*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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I'd probably have been a slave.
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A Templar Knight maybe...before they were shut down in early C14. An awful lot of rules to follow though.
Cook the man some eggs!
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