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ITT: It's the middle ages - what is your profession/what do you do?
05-25-2023, 02:27 PM
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I'm surprised nobody else selected alchemist. Imagine brewing up essence of newt bunghole and shipping it off to noble women to get rid of their genital warts.
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05-25-2023, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By bicmane102⏩
If it was back in the day I'd say it to their faces and be like "oooh come on guys, time to kill me, who's first?"if this was back in the day, you'd get killed for sayin dat

The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.
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05-25-2023, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
in the middle ages you'd have had your skull caved in and corpse ****ed and paraded around the town square a long time ago budMore like fat loser who they use to test out swords for sharpness ���������������� �
And yes, in the middle ages your loser genetics would still find a way to make you fat.
Doesn't mean you'd be upper class noble, just that you're **** tier genes will always result in you being subhuman.
Like if you go surgery on your face you'd get some life threatening infection because even your own genes hate you.
And yes, in the middle ages your loser genetics would still find a way to make you fat.
Doesn't mean you'd be upper class noble, just that you're **** tier genes will always result in you being subhuman.
Like if you go surgery on your face you'd get some life threatening infection because even your own genes hate you.
tim you realize I'm better than you in every quantifiable way, right?
taller, make more money, more muscle and leaner, much better looking, better educated, actually have sex, don't shower with my father, etc.
can't wait to neg your ugly ass off spread again you autistic cocksucker lmao
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05-25-2023, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
You're a heat treatment furnace operator right?Oh I'll rep anyone if they make a funny post.
It's just the meatheads around here are too dumb to understand that they aren't funny.
Crazy it took me so long to realize this:
Started posting online at another site in the early 2000's.
That site was full of writers and THOSE GUYS knew how to be funny and troll.
There are a few posters here who are consistently funny, can write etc but by and large the place is a bunch of dumb ugly guys who think steroid muscles will make up for their faces.
It's just the meatheads around here are too dumb to understand that they aren't funny.
Crazy it took me so long to realize this:
Started posting online at another site in the early 2000's.
That site was full of writers and THOSE GUYS knew how to be funny and troll.
There are a few posters here who are consistently funny, can write etc but by and large the place is a bunch of dumb ugly guys who think steroid muscles will make up for their faces.
That's just a blacksmith apprentice in the 12th century.
You think they had a minimum wage in the middle ages though?
You could be a priest and no one will wonder why you're a 40 year old virgin bruh
Aren't you Mexican though? In the middle ages, you probably would've been an aztec human sacrifice
05-26-2023, 03:04 AM
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Originally Posted By outfoxxed⏩
Gotta admit, this made me burst out laughing lmfaoYou're a heat treatment furnace operator right?
That's just a blacksmith apprentice in the 12th century.
You think they had a minimum wage in the middle ages though?
You could be a priest and no one will wonder why you're a 40 year old virgin bruh
Aren't you Mexican though?In the middle ages, you probably would've been an aztec human sacrifice
That's just a blacksmith apprentice in the 12th century.
You think they had a minimum wage in the middle ages though?
You could be a priest and no one will wonder why you're a 40 year old virgin bruh
Aren't you Mexican though?In the middle ages, you probably would've been an aztec human sacrifice
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05-26-2023, 03:18 AM
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Don't fukn know..
even with the options we have in our time.. I still don't know what I want to do for a career so i've put off college etc
even with the options we have in our time.. I still don't know what I want to do for a career so i've put off college etc
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05-26-2023, 03:25 AM
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I'm a nomad sellsword, kings pay me an extravagant amount of coin for my services. I'm a top 3 swordsman in all the land with over 1,000 kill count in pure combat.
I own a good amount of land and some vineyards who I rent out to farmers and peasants. All the fair maidens want to marry me but I'm currently enjoying the sigma bachelor life
I own a good amount of land and some vineyards who I rent out to farmers and peasants. All the fair maidens want to marry me but I'm currently enjoying the sigma bachelor life
05-26-2023, 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Judging by your crews relating to your reportedly sizeable turd cutter as well as your preference of said turd cutter remaining squeaky clean by using a cool jet to cleanse your anoos after poopmaxxing, I'd recommend looking into plumbing work. You could team up with a medieval thunderpants and work on primitive aqueducts that would wind up preventing cholera and plagues. You'd be a hero and I myself, as a bard, would sing songs about you in taverns as peasants drink my ales and meads.Don't fukn know..
even with the options we have in our time.. I still don't know what I want to do for a career so i've put off college etc
even with the options we have in our time.. I still don't know what I want to do for a career so i've put off college etc
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05-26-2023, 03:59 AM
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Soldier, even if born a peasant you can still get into an army or mercenary unit.
It's the best play as a normal dude from that time. You win big or you lose and die.
Although I have to say some historians say life wasn't that bad as a peasant as we think it is but I'm not sure.
It's the best play as a normal dude from that time. You win big or you lose and die.
Although I have to say some historians say life wasn't that bad as a peasant as we think it is but I'm not sure.
05-26-2023, 04:15 AM
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05-26-2023, 05:12 AM
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Originally Posted By MrSchons⏩
That does seem chill. I'd bring my renowned mead and we could just get pissed in front of a fire living that perpetual campingmaxxed lifestyle...Charcoal maker seems a chill job, disappear into the woods for days making charcoal and drinking grog
...then get eaten by wolves
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05-26-2023, 05:42 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Like 3 people said it, can you read or are you just dumb?I'm surprised nobody else selected alchemist. Imagine brewing up essence of newt bunghole and shipping it off to noble women to get rid of their genital warts.
That being said alchemist would have been a sweet gig, until you poisen yourself with heavy metals and gasses.
I'd go with blacksmith, get jacked af and have kings and knights of renown come from far and wide in search of my service. Can also pass the trade onto my kids/they can help when they're older
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05-26-2023, 05:46 AM
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Originally Posted By outfoxxed⏩
Six figures baby.You're a heat treatment furnace operator right?
That's just a blacksmith apprentice in the 12th century.
You think they had a minimum wage in the middle ages though?
You could be a priest and no one will wonder why you're a 40 year old virgin bruh
Aren't you Mexican though? In the middle ages, you probably would've been an aztec human sacrifice
That's just a blacksmith apprentice in the 12th century.
You think they had a minimum wage in the middle ages though?
You could be a priest and no one will wonder why you're a 40 year old virgin bruh
Aren't you Mexican though? In the middle ages, you probably would've been an aztec human sacrifice
Remember that while you use your tears to season your Spam.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.
That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.Originally Posted By Dave22reborn^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
05-26-2023, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
spam is salty enough fukSix figures baby.
Remember that while you use your tears to season your Spam.
Remember that while you use your tears to season your Spam.
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05-26-2023, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Playing with lead and mercury might not turn out that well, tho.I'm surprised nobody else selected alchemist. Imagine brewing up essence of newt bunghole and shipping it off to noble women to get rid of their genital warts.
05-27-2023, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted By GreatOldOne⏩
I mean, I'm likely to get burned at the stake by religioncels for sorcery and concocting the devil's brew anyways so why not burn the candle at both ends and go out with a bang?Playing with lead and mercury might not turn out that well, tho.
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05-27-2023, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
They actually didn't burn alchemists AFAIK. You would not want to be caught with a grimoire with a bunch of sorcery or necromancy in it, though.I mean, I'm likely to get burned at the stake by religioncels for sorcery and concocting the devil's brew anyways so why not burn the candle at both ends and go out with a bang?
I picked artist but tbh they probably dealt with a lot of lead and other stuff, too.
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being a medieval blacksmith would be pretty badass
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Originally Posted By psai⏩
This, or carpenterbeing a medieval blacksmith would be pretty badass
05-29-2023, 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted By psai⏩
I agree. As mentioned, I have a 5 gallon bucket of blacksmith's coals in my shed (100% srs). When I moved onto this large property of mine years ago, I had the goal of building a rudimentary, medieval-style blacksmith forge. I have a pile of railway spikes I wanted to forge into knives. One of my old buddies does it and showed me how one time when I was over there. Seemed like a fun little hobby. It never came to fruition, though. Life as well as my dozen other hobbies got in the way. Probably some day, though. When there's a bit more free time.being a medieval blacksmith would be pretty badass
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I'd probably have been a slave.
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