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10-31-2021, 12:56 AM
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No way he isnt a miscer lol!
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10-31-2021, 01:05 AM
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Trying to find a miscer with "tasty toes tongue tickler crew" in his sig to confirm beast chickens name on here
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10-31-2021, 01:09 AM
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OP, time to ask if Kevin is aware.
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10-31-2021, 01:09 AM
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Strong video response from her. Felt like I was in a fatjoe music video


Originally Posted By capowt⏩
strong as always
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10-31-2021, 01:12 AM
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Send the hippo chops!
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10-31-2021, 01:30 AM
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10-31-2021, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted By capowt⏩
even added kiwiburger in the background, fuken genius
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10-31-2021, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
strong as always
I say the same thing every time you post, no homo

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even added kiwiburger in the background, fuken genius
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10-31-2021, 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩










Strong video response from her. Felt like I was in a fatjoe music video



strong as always


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10-31-2021, 03:48 AM
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been miscing for a long time and this is definitely up there among the goat threads

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10-31-2021, 03:54 AM
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11 pages? cliffs motherfukcers
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10-31-2021, 04:20 AM
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Originally Posted By MEDITATE⏩
11 pages? cliffs motherfukcers
more like 35 pages.

definitely worth the browse-through. cliffs can't do this justice (srs)
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10-31-2021, 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
more like 35 pages.

definitely worth the browse-through. cliffs can't do this justice (srs)
just a quick run down… what happened… ill rep
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10-31-2021, 04:44 AM
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Originally Posted By MEDITATE⏩
just a quick run down… what happened… ill rep
- slightly spastic op tries to hit on some girl from work
- she "accidentally" sends him a pic of some bloatlord
- op tries to troll, but gets destroyed by the female
- misc cums to the rescue and delivers sickening pissening chops
- op makes a cumback
- girl sends op some weird ass videos and the bloatlord is probably on suicide watch or plotting op's dismemberment (or both)
- potential of a threesome where op gets his cheeks busted out is about 3.50%
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10-31-2021, 04:45 AM
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Originally Posted By MEDITATE⏩
just a quick run down… what happened… ill rep

-Sloot accidentally drunk texts op about boatload she's banging, meant to send to friend

-sloot doesn't use a comma, and says "he's a beast chicken", instead of "he's a beast, chicken"

(Chicken is sloot term if endearment)

-misc dubs boatload "beast chicken".

-sloot works for same company as op.

-op sends legendary misc chops to sloot

-hilarity ensues as sloot gets more and more angry and replies with videos showing her insecurity.


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10-31-2021, 04:52 AM
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Originally Posted By GYMPsycho⏩
- slightly spastic op tries to hit on some girl from work
- she "accidentally" sends him a pic of some bloatlord
- op tries to troll, but gets destroyed by the female
- misc cums to the rescue and delivers sickening pissening chops
- op makes a cumback
- girl sends op some weird ass videos and the bloatlord is probably on suicide watch or plotting op's dismemberment (or both)
- potential of a threesome where op gets his cheeks busted out is about 3.50%
Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩
-Sloot accidentally drunk texts op about boatload she's banging, meant to send to friend

-sloot doesn't use a comma, and says "he's a beast chicken", instead of "he's a beast, chicken"

(Chicken is sloot term if endearment)

-misc dubs boatload "beast chicken".

-sloot works for same company as op.

-op sends legendary misc chops to sloot

-hilarity ensues as sloot gets more and more angry and replies with videos showing her insecurity.


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10-31-2021, 05:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩
-Sloot accidentally drunk texts op about boatload she's banging, meant to send to friend

-sloot doesn't use a comma, and says "he's a beast chicken", instead of "he's a beast, chicken"

(Chicken is sloot term if endearment)

-misc dubs boatload "beast chicken".

-sloot works for same company as op.

-op sends legendary misc chops to sloot

-hilarity ensues as sloot gets more and more angry and replies with videos showing her insecurity.


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Actually, the sloot called him beast chicken. These vids n chops killin me
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10-31-2021, 10:59 AM
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Keep this going
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10-31-2021, 11:02 AM
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Wait this is his coworker??
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10-31-2021, 11:10 AM
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Wait this is his coworker??
I feel like I know too much about this guy and am too invested. They work for the same company but work at different offices.
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10-31-2021, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩
Update. She responded. I knew this would happen at an hour when they’re drunk lol

"If Kevin was really pounding you proper, you wouldn't think about me every time."

or

"Didn't know you liked poundings, you should've said so, thought you were just into foot stuff."

Something to turn the convo sexual about her thinking about you. Gotta get her back on the hook and make the convo interesting again, now it's just repetitive.
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10-31-2021, 01:48 PM
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Did sloot reply?
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10-31-2021, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted By BuckNakedinBama⏩
"If Kevin was really pounding you proper, you wouldn't think about me every time."

or

"Didn't know you liked poundings, you should've said so, thought you were just into foot stuff."

Something to turn the convo sexual about her thinking about you. Gotta get her back on the hook and make the convo interesting again, now it's just repetitive.
I agree. chops are funny chit and good troll material but you gotta hit her back with a few jabs now and then. Keep it short and sweet, too.

"I bet kevin can't reach your flat ass with his gut in the way" or something
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10-31-2021, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
I agree. chops are funny chit and good troll material but you gotta hit her back with a few jabs now and then. Keep it short and sweet, too.

"I bet kevin can't reach your flat ass with his gut in the way" or something
Jabs are unoriginal with zero wit or humor.

Send the diabetes chop.
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10-31-2021, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Luc1fer⏩
Jabs are unoriginal with zero wit or humor.

Send the diabetes chop.
k but he shouldn't be trying to humor the girl
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10-31-2021, 02:17 PM
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Started off kinda slow, turned into a great thread now it's just slowly dying down. Who the fuk thinks it's a good idea to just send one chop every 24-48 hours and send nothing else. The fuk.
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10-31-2021, 02:18 PM
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Now this is entertainment
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10-31-2021, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
Started off kinda slow, turned into a great thread now it's just slowly dying down. Who the fuk thinks it's a good idea to just send one chop every 24-48 hours and send nothing else. The fuk.
Right?!

If all OP does now is send a chop every 2-3 days and nothing else, and she keeps responding getting mad and attacking him, then that's borderline harassment. Bring her back into the convo and make it fun/light again.
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10-31-2021, 04:30 PM
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Update. Misc decides:

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10-31-2021, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩
Update. Misc decides:

OP, with all due respect, you were doing great and props for making an excellent thread with lots of fun. But you are kind of fukking it up at the end.

If you read through your own thread, the overwhelming consensus was to send the hippo gif.

EDIT: to be clear, I think your response now was great. But needs a hippo gif to follow
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