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Thread: Things I've overheard our 45 year old secretary say

post 1455375273 07-30-2016, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
You are trying WAY to hard to create a thread that you know feeds into typical misc BS. Anyone who believes this isn't fabricated and/or extremely exaggerated needs a lobotomy
This. Reality is quite a bit different outside the misc.
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post 1455376033 07-30-2016, 11:23 PM
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Live and let live mate. Lift, run, eat, work, and shoot some fukin pool with the boys, best way to spend ya friday night mate
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post 1455376393 07-30-2016, 11:28 PM
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45 mins for what?

bytch please
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post 1455376603 07-30-2016, 11:30 PM
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das enuf misc for 2day
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post 1455378043 07-30-2016, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted By LoganBrown⏩
This. Reality is quite a bit different outside the misc.
Every so often they intersect, hence this thread.
post 1455378383 07-30-2016, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted By gtees88⏩
She's probably lying about some of those things tbh.
this
post 1455379623 07-31-2016, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
About like this

would plow
post 1455380913 07-31-2016, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Maxamanius⏩
would plow
Get in line. It starts around the block.
post 1455381713 07-31-2016, 12:36 AM
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Lol at 45 minutes. She must have been disappointed that it took him that long to get off. I mean, her vag must have been dusty and dry, hence taking so long to bust that nut. If it takes him that long to nut, she's doing it wrong
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post 1455381913 07-31-2016, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
Time to ldar
Dude relax, most sexual interactions are done between like 10 and 20 minutes (real talk here guys).
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post 1455382193 07-31-2016, 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Deez
45 minutes? a girls pussy would be raw after that much continuous oral and sex
Another theory is that she is full of chit. Or can't measure things and time properly. To be honest, women usually are complete chit at estimating things.
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post 1455382293 07-31-2016, 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
You are trying WAY to hard to create a thread that you know feeds into typical misc BS. Anyone who believes this isn't fabricated and/or extremely exaggerated needs a lobotomy
X1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000


op is a *******
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post 1455384913 07-31-2016, 01:14 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
About like this

Imagine those freckled titties. hnnggg.
post 1455385613 07-31-2016, 01:27 AM
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
You are trying WAY to hard to create a thread that you know feeds into typical misc BS. Anyone who believes this isn't fabricated and/or extremely exaggerated needs a lobotomy
my thoughts also
post 1455385873 07-31-2016, 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
"He finished after only 45 minutes, but I told him not to feel bad about it."
She would have said four to five minutes, OP heard it as 45 minutes

let's stay in reality now brahs 45 is a marathon fuk
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post 1455386203 07-31-2016, 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted By liftasaurus⏩
i swear every single girl talks so much **** about sex. i've asked that question to several girls too and they all also said 2 hours. ****ing little lying ****s
That's BS. At a certain point they get chafed and it becomes painful/uncomfortable for them.
post 1455386303 07-31-2016, 01:42 AM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
She is full of ****.

I used to work in a office full of actual attractive 40's single women and none of them had similar experiences. They would go on occaisional dates but most of the guys messaging them were schlumps they would never in a million years date. Its like a lifetime supply if cabbage. sure, its food but it ****ing cabbage, what the hell do you do with it.

I do know some women though that are on sites and get messages by doctors and ceos all the time. They fall for the same bs stories all the time but never meet up. The guys are just plants to keep the ladies interested and paying their monthly dues.

i mean really now. If you have a giant boat and are a surgeon or ceo, why the hell would you be hard up for women unless you are deformed or something.
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post 1455386333 07-31-2016, 01:43 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
I don't really get it either, but even hairy pigwoman gets WK'd within minutes of creating a profile
Do you know there are people out there that have created programs to spam these sites for the shotgun effect?
post 1455386483 07-31-2016, 01:47 AM
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tours over boyos time to ldar

srs though men just need to not be slaves to their hormones and start black knighting every women so we can put them in their place. ****s got out of hand with how much privilege they have and how much more they want
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post 1455387763 07-31-2016, 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
You are trying WAY to hard to create a thread that you know feeds into typical misc BS. Anyone who believes this isn't fabricated and/or extremely exaggerated needs a lobotomy
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post 1455388753 07-31-2016, 02:27 AM
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lol this is obviously a troll, but I know guys here think this is actually reality anyway.

Truth is that I've been with female friends as they swipe on tinder or match. It's a ton of 6/10 guys with no conversation skills. Just seeing it on their end (and their explaining how terrible it is) was eye opening.

Also, srs guys... You know my life. If I can get laid off Match/Tinder/Bumble within a few days, ya'll have no excuses.
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post 1455389063 07-31-2016, 02:34 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
lTruth is that I've been with female friends as they swipe on tinder or match. It's a ton of 6/10 guyswith no conversation skills. Just seeing it on their end (and their explaining how terrible it is) was eye opening.
Out of curiosity, are they good conversationalists in text with guys they don't know?

(To reiterate: I'm not talking about their conversation skills with you or people they know. I am specifically talking about how they interact with men they don't know over text.)
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post 1455389233 07-31-2016, 02:39 AM
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Originally Posted By BetaAsPhuck⏩
Out of curiosity, are they good conversationalists in text with guys they don't know?

(To reiterate: I'm not talking about their conversation skills with you or people they know. I am specifically talking about how they interact with men they don't know over text.)
Not really, from what I saw.
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post 1455389313 07-31-2016, 02:40 AM
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LOL @ this fable going on for 4 pages.


Dammit, Misc.
post 1455390203 07-31-2016, 02:57 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
Not really, from what I saw.
I thought so.

Man: "Hey"

Woman: "Hey"

Man: "What are you up to?"

Woman: "Nothing. You?"

Man: "I'm just watching Dexter on Netflix. Have you seen it?"

Woman: "Yeah, it was good."

Man: "So, what do you do for a living?"

Woman: (No response.)

Woman to her friends IRL: "Guys on Tinder are so boring to talk to."
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post 1455390603 07-31-2016, 03:04 AM
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This is what I replied in a similar thread :

I'm 22, always said I'm never getting married.
I don't believe in marriage.
Women just want to seal the deal with you for their own safety.
That's such a turn off how they're all desperate for a wedding just to feel safe and have a family.
Most of them even compromise on middle class men just because they're successful and can provide safety.
They also do it so you can't run away, to make it harder for you to break it, and then pay some money for her.
It's a win win situation for her either way.

It's against the nature to marry.
Religions made marriage.
Men are supposed to bust in women to reproduce.
Women collect sperm from men with good genes.
That's nature.
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Originally Posted By YouWillPay⏩
Ugly people say things like that to make themselves feel attractive. They're literally performing mental gymnastics to fool themselves. She knows she's disgusting OP, don't rage
lmao she is a ****in' secretary. I am calling BS on all that shyt.
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Originally Posted By xHiroko⏩
It's against the nature to marry.
Medical intervention is also against nature.

As is; driving a car, flying in an airplane, artificially purifying water, artificially regulating temperature, etc.

I'm not pro-marriage, but the 'it's against nature' argument is purely arbitrary, and the people who use it are 100% of the time inconsistent.
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post 1455392583 07-31-2016, 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted By YouWillPay⏩
Ugly people say things like that to make themselves feel attractive. They're literally performing mental gymnastics to fool themselves. She knows she's disgusting OP, don't rage
/thread.

Just LOL @ Misc believing this cum dumpster's cope.
post 1455393173 07-31-2016, 03:56 AM
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Hmmm. When I was a teen I used to cum quickly and not know it was even an issue. Then I learned about women wanting a guy to last a long time, so I practiced and made myself the best at it. I could go for hours and thought I was really impressing the ladies. Then finally I learned that actually women don't want it to go for ages like that and I had to retrain all over again.
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