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» Is this it boyos? Beginning of the end of my marriage (srs)
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post 1473355311 12-01-2016, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
I'd kick that non cooking sloot to the curb...and btw my nickname is curb.
lmao

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to RICHSTRONG again.

What is the deal. I've been spreading rep for months, still can't rep ya.
post 1473355401 12-01-2016, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted By BFast55
So OP is married to a mannequin?
he's trying to win the mannequin challenge
If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary

**New Jersey Crew 908**
Upstream, Red Team
post 1473378321 12-01-2016, 03:34 PM
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choke her mildly , till she agrees to cook 15 juicy dumbling
xie xie
post 1473379711 12-01-2016, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Komisch
pissening. 5* thread.

What supps on the counter boyo?
Creatine mono (like actual creatine), coffee, couple of ON whey proteins tubs (Vanilla and Choc, it the only two flavours I can get here)
Originally Posted By Tornach
What country are you from? (Like what passport do you have?)
Originally Posted By roko79
does she speak english?

how do you communicate?

howd you even meet lol
]she speaks English well enough to understand the number 15. I can say that in Chinese anyway, but srs there was no misunderstanding how many dumplings I wanted

we both swiped right (on Tantan, some dating app)
Originally Posted By 1cav
Cut one of the dumplings in half. That makes it 15 dumplings...

Morans these days I swear.
cut one of your hands into two now you got three hands you can play with your dink while touching both ur nipples wait wut
We're all gonna make it.
post 1473380821 12-01-2016, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Flexish
Sts tag means nothing. How long have you been married o.p?
its srs coz i knew half the misc would call bs. and im 1 dumpling down. married 9 months next week. first time she's done this though
Originally Posted By Jms89
Location: Zhuhai, China

Brah, you can't expect murican steak in China.

This is how a king eats steak:



Just lmao at china
Im Greek Cypriot but from UK, but srs admire u Amerikunts voting Trump. I even took the time to explain to the missus what 'Cant stump the Trump' means during the election (generally trump has been getting good airtime/reporting on from Chinese media, compared to shillary)
Originally Posted By Deezenutz
Why are you guys wearing Christmas lights?
dno man, photographer's idea
Originally Posted By Omnivium
Dude she's asian, just have her cook you some orange chicken
she's mainland, orange chicken is cantonese (HK/Taiwan)
Originally Posted By 420Layers
You flew into a rage because your wife didn't cook 1 dumpling, and you let a woman cook your steak for you?


Lololol
i flew into rage coz she asked how many i wanted and gave me LESS, do u even read
Originally Posted By gnida
Is she tight? Mind if I tap that once or twice?
they're all tight for the first few months, then they loosen up but still occassionally bleed if u go rough on them
We're all gonna make it.
post 1473380871 12-01-2016, 03:51 PM
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Tour is over boyo, LDAR
post 1473380971 12-01-2016, 03:52 PM
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... those steaks look like YUCK
disclaimer: nothing i post should be taken seriously. if you happen to be offended then i've done my job and im laughing at u
post 1473381631 12-01-2016, 03:56 PM
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What do you do for a living?
post 1473383141 12-01-2016, 04:08 PM
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Still curious how the fuk she cooked that steak
post 1473383701 12-01-2016, 04:12 PM
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Milk steak boiled over hard, mirin
clownbaby has arrived
post 1473383801 12-01-2016, 04:13 PM
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Your wife needs to learn how to cook your poverty cuts of meat op

Great MAGA King status

Bing Chilling
post 1473385601 12-01-2016, 04:27 PM
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im confused
Support feminists. Hairy women need love too.

1000 days of nofap success crew
post 1473386591 12-01-2016, 04:37 PM
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negged. u sound like a retard and she's probably cheating on you because she can't stand you
post 1473387871 12-01-2016, 04:47 PM
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OP are you really 5'3 wtf. You don't look like it in your avi. You must have really short legs then
B: 250
S: The bar
D: The bar
post 1473389321 12-01-2016, 04:58 PM
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go nc boyo srs
big dink crew
post 1473391981 12-01-2016, 05:16 PM
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the scariest thing here is there is a black guy hiding in the kitchen closet with only a towel around his waist eating a single dumpling.
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