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post 1520102901 09-21-2017, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
It's me...outside...lol what do you mean?
What happened to your long dark hair?


Maybe it's sleep deprivation from working Irma.

Have you competed on stage? I might have you confused with another girl.
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post 1520128001 09-21-2017, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted By AgRyan⏩
Through my journeys I've learned a few things about women and their blow jobs. You either have the resentful kind, that are sucking your cawk because it's what they're supposed to do, but they don't actually enjoy having a dick in their mouth. These girls will never be good at blow jobs because their heart and soul just isn't in it, and you can tell.

Then you have the women who just love having a dick thrust in their mouth and feel prideful knowing they can make a guy cum with just their mouth. These are the girls that will give you sloppy blow jobs while looking up at you so you can see their eyes water up when your dick hits their tonsils. These girls are good at blow jobs. It's a pride thing.

Unfortunately, the first girl is much more common, despite whatever they may say. You can just tell. Generally, before I even hook up with a girl, I'll tell her "I've never been able to finish from a blow job, I don't know I guess I've just been with the wrong girls". This will spark a girls competitive drive and you'll generally get her to give you her near-top tier blow job the first time around, so you get a good grasp of her abilities. Obviously I'm not expecting her A+ game that she only saves for after nice seafood dinners, but you get a better quality blow job because she wants to be your "first".

Obviously, you cum. From that point on, it's like a "special thing" you two share whenever she sucks your dick because she thinks she's the only woman that can make you cum. You get more blow jobs, and more enthusiastic blow jobs. Also a good excuse for when you have whiskey dick and she has to suck it for 45 min straight.
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post 1520128921 09-21-2017, 01:17 PM
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How do you reccomend they do it
post 1520128981 09-21-2017, 01:18 PM
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Lmao girls actually try to suck on your dick like a straw?

Lmao I was like lmao
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post 1520130151 09-21-2017, 01:27 PM
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post 1520135721 09-21-2017, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
What happened to your long dark hair?


Maybe it's sleep deprivation from working Irma.

Have you competed on stage? I might have you confused with another girl.
I think you're confusing me with another woman. I used to have knee length hair. Maybe you saw a pic I posted of that? Idk
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post 1520255451 09-22-2017, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted By dbluevette⏩
Girls need to just practice more. Practice makes perfect.
post 1520256561 09-22-2017, 06:15 PM
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I'm 29 and I literally have had my first few blowjobs I've ever had, the girl is eager and she seems to enjoy it, but I feel like shes too rough with the tip of my dink. Maybe I'm too nervous.
post 1520256771 09-22-2017, 06:18 PM
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If they knew how to suck your cawk you would make another topic how all girls are cawk sucking sloots.
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post 1520256921 09-22-2017, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted By pengh⏩
I have never founded one that can suck that hard. Always thought that would feel hnnnggggg. Anyways, last GF was bad ass at head -- prob drank a gallon of my jizz. Now some other guy is getting it. She was a dumb sloot
Some other guy is getting your gallon of jizz down his throat?
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post 1520257001 09-22-2017, 06:22 PM
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post 1520257661 09-22-2017, 06:34 PM
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Yeah tell me about it. I usually just end up pushing them aside and showing them how it's done myself.
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post 1520257991 09-22-2017, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Tdriin⏩
If they knew how to suck your cawk you would make another topic how all girls are cawk sucking sloots.
Now you get it.

Fukin sloots i swear
post 1520260131 09-22-2017, 07:15 PM
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You gotta train your women, fuktard.
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post 1520261971 09-22-2017, 07:44 PM
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My girlfriend cannot breathe through her nose so she fcking sucks at blowjobs... feels bad man
post 1520265341 09-22-2017, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted By GiveMeTheD⏩
My girlfriend cannot breathe through her nose so she fcking sucks at blowjobs... feels bad man
Just because you can't breathe through your butthole doesn't mean you get to refuse anal. If she passes out shell eventually come to
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post 1522165741 10-10-2017, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Maxamanius⏩
Had a BJ from several women in my life, 2 were experienced dirty milfs with lots of experiences. 9/10 times these sloots don't know how to suck a cawk I have to explain to them the proper technique. They always use their teeth or suck so hard it feels like your cawk is being sucked in by a vacuum. I had times where the tip of my dink was bruised from teeth marks and popped nerves from them sucking too hard. Never once did I came from a BJ.
i know what you sy bro
sl00ts are inaware how its done these days
post 1522213091 10-11-2017, 03:40 AM
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the key is basically to watch how the opposite gender masturbates and mimic that...sloots like to start out slow and then hit a certain rhythm...guys like it as fast and as hard as possible. The ones that can deepthroat and basically let u throatphuck them probably give the best bjs, but that is extremely unpleasant for the female.Probably best to just let her lick it a bit and do a couple of swirls to get it lubricated and then phuck her right in the pussy. The whole suck dick thing is a very unfortunate misnomer. I am sure many have suffered due to excessive sucking lmao.
post 1522213261 10-11-2017, 03:45 AM
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I can now confirm this with my experience.
I always wanted to do bjs but so far, I dont get anything out of it.
I am training my girl now though
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Originally Posted By Miss****lia⏩
If a girl Is anything like me they're most likely suckin for their own satisfaction. I can only get super wet by sucking and watching his face. No compliants yet and most guys are too afraid to say anything cuz at least their getting sucked haha I love it when I'm bad at it and he directs me and shoves my head or pulls my hair.
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post 1522213651 10-11-2017, 03:54 AM
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Consistency and speed in the head movement is key.
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post 1522213671 10-11-2017, 03:55 AM
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I only keep around girls who are good at it and actually have a deep urge to do it
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
Just because you can't breathe through your butthole doesn't mean you get to refuse anal. If she passes out shell eventually come to
Female logic making sense, this is most definitely new and exciting.
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Originally Posted By BeerCalories⏩
This one ONS girl wanted to show me a trick. She put my dick head in her mouth and sucked with the force of a harpy or demon. **** was terrible.
So you are a man?
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Originally Posted By Maxamanius⏩
Had a BJ from several women in my life, 2 were experienced dirty milfs with lots of experiences. 9/10 times these sloots don't know how to suck a cawk I have to explain to them the proper technique. They always use their teeth or suck so hard it feels like your cawk is being sucked in by a vacuum. I had times where the tip of my dink was bruised from teeth marks and popped nerves from them sucking too hard. Never once did I came from a BJ.
You didn't give them any, uh, tips? You have to stand up for yourself there. Communication.

I hear I'm pretty good at BJs and I'm not even straight. I learned mostly by reading erotic fanfiction.
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So no tips itt huh
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Originally Posted By A-GAME⏩
You gotta train your women, fuktard.
all bitches need trainning
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You gonna teach 'em, OP?















Yeah, you're gonna teach 'em.
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Originally Posted By riley444⏩
So no tips itt huh
Just keep getting the shaft, huh? =/
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ladies, just think of it like the bagpipes


run your hands up and down the shaft while blowing and squeeze the bag
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