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post 1541900401 01-26-2018, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted By I3igAl⏩
Crocodiles + Eagles

I camp on a small island in a lake. Crocs chill in the water, Eagles flay above me.

-If the Hunter has infinite ammo, send the Eagles after him to take him out as fast as possible, if no just wait and have a couple of eagles shot.
-Crocs try to take out anything that tries to swim at me, rats and bears are the best swimmers the oponent has
-Eagles swoop in on whoever swarms past the Crocs, hopefully a lot of now disorganized rats
-If any of the bear or buffal makes it through the lake, I will grab them personally and suplex'em back into the water
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post 1541900861 01-26-2018, 08:37 AM
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Yeah, I am convinced Eagles + rats combo is the best option here. The rats can take out almost all the land based animals except maybe the crocs. 50 Eagles can **** up almost everything easily
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I saw this on reddit
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Originally Posted By Baby281⏩
Yeah, I am convinced Eagles + rats combo is the best option here. The rats can take out almost all the land based animals except maybe the crocs. 50 Eagles can **** up almost everything easily
I think you have to take the rats no matter what. They are the only thing that could reliably take on multiple animals + the hunter.

I think the question is, can the rats actually stop a stampeding bull, bloodlusted gorilla, or charging bear let alone all of them at the same time? And are the pack of wolves and lions smart enough to distract the army of rats in order to get at you? Wolves especially are damn good, and damned smart, when it comes to hunting.

I'm not sure I'd take the eagles though. Would they be annoying as fuk? Yes. But I think you could manage them, especially if you hid behind a bear or gorilla.

Tbh, I don't think there is a way you get out of this though. You're fuked if just one of the bigger animals gets to you.

I'd go with rats + gorillas. Rats to swarm as much as they could + get to the hunter. 4 gorillas to stop whatever breaks through, the other 1 my bodyguard and last line of defense to swat at the eagles and sacrifice itself if something does manage to get to me.
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post 1541903281 01-26-2018, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted By CaliSuperSport⏩
Hunter and Lions plz
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Originally Posted By NillaWafer⏩
I think you have to take the rats no matter what. They are the only thing that could reliably take on multiple animals + the hunter.

I think the question is, can the rats actually stop a stampeding bull, bloodlusted gorilla, or charging bear let alone all of them at the same time? And are the pack of wolves and lions smart enough to distract the army of rats in order to get at you? Wolves especially are damn good, and damned smart, when it comes to hunting.

I'm not sure I'd take the eagles though. Would they be annoying as fuk? Yes. But I think you could manage them, especially if you hid behind a bear or gorilla.

Tbh, I don't think there is a way you get out of this though. You're fuked if just one of the bigger animals gets to you.

I'd go with rats + gorillas. Rats to swarm as much as they could + get to the hunter. 4 gorillas to stop whatever breaks through, the other 1 my bodyguard and last line of defense to swat at the eagles and sacrifice itself if something does manage to get to me.
Rats are OP here because of numbers. there is 10,000 rats. rats are big af. just put put like 150 rats on each animal and Keep some of the swarm for defense and you are set
post 1541904801 01-26-2018, 09:16 AM
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Come on guys, the answer here is obvious. Just take eagles, and anything else. Then just have them pick you up and carry you away to safety.
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Changing my answer to Eagles and Crocs

Jump in the nearest river with my new friends surrounding me. Send the 50 eagles immediately to take out the hunter first thing. At best he gets 10 of them but they'd overwhelm him quickly if they just went straight attack mode all at once.

Remaining Eagles start picking apart the mice. The Crocs would handle the Bears, Gorillas, and Lions that tried to get in the water with us. I doubt the Wolves and Bulls would even try to get in the water. Eagles would eventually pick them apart after handling all the mice. It might take awhile but I think I'd live
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I'm going with numbers game:
10,000 rats! That's a chitload of rats, seriously 4 lions could kill 1,000 of em and there'd still be 9,000 left.
50 Eagles - Not only do you have to worry about the swarm, you got 50 predators of the sky swoopin down goin for the kill.

If there were only like 100 rats or even only 1,000 then I wouldn't pick. 10,000 is a ****load. If the human had like a grenade launcher instead of a shotgun or somethin then sure.
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Originally Posted By NillaWafer⏩
I think you have to take the rats no matter what. They are the only thing that could reliably take on multiple animals + the hunter.

I think the question is, can the rats actually stop a stampeding bull, bloodlusted gorilla, or charging bear let alone all of them at the same time? And are the pack of wolves and lions smart enough to distract the army of rats in order to get at you? Wolves especially are damn good, and damned smart, when it comes to hunting.

I'm not sure I'd take the eagles though. Would they be annoying as fuk? Yes. But I think you could manage them, especially if you hid behind a bear or gorilla.

Tbh, I don't think there is a way you get out of this though. You're fuked if just one of the bigger animals gets to you.

I'd go with rats + gorillas. Rats to swarm as much as they could + get to the hunter. 4 gorillas to stop whatever breaks through, the other 1 my bodyguard and last line of defense to swat at the eagles and sacrifice itself if something does manage to get to me.
That's why no matter what you pick you'll die. Even with the best combo which is rats + eagles. Rats will not stop a charging gorilla/grizzly/bull from getting to you. They will eventually kill them but not before they pound you to death.

You'd need 3 defenders. Eagles,rats and gorillas to stand a chance.
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LOL @ y'all presuming a choice of terrain.

Have to take rats...so many of them and if you don't pick them then they are against you.

50 eagles is a lot. Still like my chances at defending against a 20-30 pound bird a lot better than going up against some of the larger/stronger animals.

So rats + larger/stronger animal for defense and then hopefully you aren't fighting more than 1-3 birds at a time.

Could see choosing the bear/gorillas for strength, though I think bears have the edge due to claws. Wolves are no joke...can run long distances and work together well. Male lions (in pic) are more like power lifters...female lions do the hunting. Crocodiles are scary and hard to kill; can actually move pretty fast on dry land but I don't think they are built for distance or could catch/keep up with a bull.
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post 1541905611 01-26-2018, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Changing my answer to Eagles and Crocs

Jump in the nearest river with my new friends surrounding me.
Just stop. I'm on an island that's full of rivers, lakes and beaches and there isn't one I'd get to in time to create that extreme hypothetical you made up. The whole premise of your defense lies on being lucky enough to have a large body if water nearby, it's highly impractical.
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eagles and rats

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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Changing my answer to Eagles and Crocs

Jump in the nearest river with my new friends surrounding me. Send the 50 eagles immediately to take out the hunter first thing. At best he gets 10 of them but they'd overwhelm him quickly if they just went straight attack mode all at once.

Remaining Eagles start picking apart the mice. The Crocs would handle the Bears, Gorillas, and Lions that tried to get in the water with us. I doubt the Wolves and Bulls would even try to get in the water. Eagles would eventually pick them apart after handling all the mice. It might take awhile but I think I'd live
I'm changing my answer to this as well.

Eliminates a lot of the risk of having to rely on rats stopping a charging big animal. You just have to make sure that you tell the eagles to take out that hunter no matter what because you're a fish in a barrel if he lives. Crocs would easily deal with anything in the water.
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post 1541905991 01-26-2018, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
LOL @ y'all presuming a choice of terrain.

Have to take rats...so many of them and if you don't pick them then they are against you.

50 eagles is a lot. Still like my chances at defending against a 20-30 pound bird a lot better than going up against some of the larger/stronger animals.

So rats + larger/stronger animal for defense and then hopefully you aren't fighting more than 1-3 birds at a time.

Could see choosing the bear/gorillas for strength, though I think bears have the edge due to claws. Wolves are no joke...can run long distances and work together well. Male lions (in pic) are more like power lifters...female lions do the hunting. Crocodiles are scary and hard to kill; can actually move pretty fast on dry land but I don't think they are built for distance or could catch/keep up with a bull
There's 50 eagles. Those things are extremely powerful and ferocious. Claws and strong beak = two weapons. And there's 50 of them swooping in on you from all angles to massacre you. Their frenzy will disorient you while they claw at your face and eat your eyes, just lol. Just one eagle alone can do that. None of the animals on this list will be able to stop them due to their air superiority, speed, vision and ability to coordinate from multiple angles. You definitely want them on your side.
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Originally Posted By NillaWafer⏩
I'm changing my answer to this as well.
Basing your answer on the extreme hypothetical that there just happens to be a river nearby is dumb as ****. How many rivers do you live next to?
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The 10k rats are by far the most terrifying thing on that list.
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Originally Posted By Coal
Basing your answer on the extreme hypothetical that there just happens to be a river nearby is dumb as ****. How many rivers do you live next to?
I actually live on a river lmao.

But besides that, it's safe to assume there is water somewhere because the crocs are an option. Crocs on land are useless so I don't see why they'd be available if water wasn't at least somewhat close.
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eagles and rats. Would bury muself under 1k rats while eagles slowly spear diving at the rest of the sht.
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Originally Posted By Coal
Eagles would swoop in and **** your **** up dawg. 50 eagles? Lol gtfo what can gorillas or rats do to stop them?

Eagles and rats is the GOAT choice
Lmaoooooo this

50 fuking flying eagles? Good luck lol get your whole crew turned to worm food

10, 000 rats has anyone thought about bow big a number 10,000 is?
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10000 angry and disease-ridden sewer-rats sound scary AF

unless the hunter has aimbot and something automatic to spray, 50 eagles would kill him 1st easily

the rats go to swarm the big game, then the eagles start fking the crocodiles ... if you can hide for a while maybe there is a chance
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Originally Posted By NillaWafer⏩
I actually live on a river lmao.

But besides that, it's safe to assume there is water somewhere because the crocs are an option. Crocs on land are useless so I don't see why they'd be available if water wasn't at least somewhat close.
Meh, I think the implication is that you're on neutral ground and that's about it. Crocs live in water but the other animals (lions etc) live in deserts or open land. So I guess the idea is all animals are captured and brought to your location.
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Eagles and man with a gun

The rest cannot reach you while you're in a helicopter

Get in a helicopter, watch them all circle around below you like rtards, man with the gun and eagles slowly kill them all

If helicopter is not allowed, use eagles to carry me and the man with a gun in the air... each switching around when they get tired

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Reddit repost? The only viable answer is Hunter (mostly to eliminate him as an adversary) and 10k Rats to run distraction
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Originally Posted By janglingjack⏩
How the fuk is a rat or an eagle going to penetrate the hide of a crocodile my brahs?
Rats can chew through steel pipes.
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Originally Posted By GM54⏩
seen video of this on the dark web.... srs

all im gonna say is....lions.
OK sure - because the dark web people were able to instruct 10K rats to defend the human. LOL at that being statistically significant.
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Grizzlies + Lions /thread

I would like to see the dark web link to whatever the guy above is talking about
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Originally Posted By Bren1093⏩
Grizzlies + Lions /thread

I would like to see the dark web link to whatever the guy above is talking about
Are you really that retarded? What's a grizzly/lion gonna do when 10k rats and 50 eagles come for you? LMAO
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Originally Posted By NukYavlen⏩
Are you really that retarded? What's a grizzly/lion gonna do when 10k rats and 50 eagles come for you? LMAO
Lmfao who says I won't have a flame thrower to fk em up myself? Wtf are rats and eagles gonna do when grizzlies and lions come for you? Retard
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