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Originally Posted By HayZues
Also, FIFA actually do drug testing.This.
Anwricans arent good at soccer because culturally its pretty insignificant here. Its a skill game. Skills we dont have.
Purely athletically... Anericans > All
Anwricans arent good at soccer because culturally its pretty insignificant here. Its a skill game. Skills we dont have.
Purely athletically... Anericans > All

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Originally Posted By CBY7⏩
Non-Americans feel that being a soccer power and being cultured are somehow linked. I've always chuckled that non-Americans think that Americans are these uncultured yokels.It’s accurate though, if our athletes playing football and basketball had focused their lives on soccer instead we’d be one of the best countries at it. Idk how anyone could deny that.
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Americans are good at their own sports.
For the rest they are irrelevant : Football, Rugby, F1,you name it...
For the rest they are irrelevant : Football, Rugby, F1,you name it...
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Originally Posted By deepfat⏩
They think they're cultured simply from having old architecture and because of artists from hundreds of years ago, all while ignoring how much current art in the form of books, movies, shows, and music comes out of america.Non-Americans feel that being a soccer power and being cultured are somehow linked. I've always chuckled that non-Americans think that Americans are these uncultured yokels.
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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06-23-2018, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted By CityJaeger⏩
Irrelevant in basketball, baseball, all combat sports, skiing, gymnastics, etc? Really? lol ok.jpg. As to the tard above posting offensive linemen and a retired quarterback, yeah that's not at ALL biased. Just shows the thought process of pretty much all euros. Hows that meme censorship going?Americans are good at their own sports.
For the rest they are irrelevant : Football, Rugby, F1,you name it...
For the rest they are irrelevant : Football, Rugby, F1,you name it...
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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06-23-2018, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted By seanb1979⏩
brb watching american sportsThey think they're cultured simply from having old architecture and because of artists from hundreds of years ago, all while ignoring how much current art in the form of books, movies, shows, and music comes out of america.
brb playing american video games
brb following american politics
brb listening to american music
brb worshipping american celebrities
brb watching american movies
brb buying billions of dollars worth of trendy american consumer goods
brb spending hours every day on american website dedicated to american fitness culture
brb America has no culture!
06-23-2018, 02:27 PM
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soccer is obsolete in comparison to football; deal with it. also basketball is slated to overtake poverty ball as the most popular sport in the world as well
06-23-2018, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted By PimpinisEasy⏩
Must suck to not be in the american military and know you could be cucked by our armed forces at any moment lol.Easy to win in the Olympics, 33 different sports which nobody cares about, except insecure countries trying to show off. World cup is where's it's at and you get beat out by third world tiny countries, but great job on those 30 medals in 30 varieties of swimming lol.
06-23-2018, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Alphandbeta⏩
Soccer is a term coined by the Brits.I'm British and think the best football match pales in comparison to the best basketball game. That said Americans are defo coping re not being in the world cup. Everyone in the misc was talking about the world cup in 14. Everyone. Just accept the cope and say you don't invest as much in training footballers. Probably because your collective noun for footballers issoccer playersjust LOL. No1 has time to say that chit.
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06-23-2018, 02:41 PM
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so the Americans didn't qualify for the World Cup because they aren't athletic??
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I don't watch a lot of sports, but I've seriously tried to enjoy watching soccer and it's just so boring. Can any Europeans here tell me how to enjoy the sport? I'd rather watch tennis dead srs
06-23-2018, 02:50 PM
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From what I gathered in this thread, because a sport is watched by more people = it's the most athletically challenging. Lol.
I'm a soccer fan and have played most of my life, but it's rare for most Americans to care about it. And as someone who isn't very athletically gifted and played soccer, I can definitely say that you don't need to be athletic to be good.. It's mainly about cardio and developing ball skills. Not much athleticism involved. I don't know how anyone with a two eyes could watch a basketball game and then a soccer game and somehow conclude that the soccer game was more athletic lol.
I'm a soccer fan and have played most of my life, but it's rare for most Americans to care about it. And as someone who isn't very athletically gifted and played soccer, I can definitely say that you don't need to be athletic to be good.. It's mainly about cardio and developing ball skills. Not much athleticism involved. I don't know how anyone with a two eyes could watch a basketball game and then a soccer game and somehow conclude that the soccer game was more athletic lol.
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There are a lot of really dumb posts ITT, mostly coming from people who are obviously trolling/red. But this guy is dead serious.. Strong use of common sense man.Poverty salaries??
Earnings: $93 million
Salary & Bonus: $58 million
Endorsements: $35 million
Is there an NFL player with a 93 million salary????
Why wouldn't US athletic specimens wanna make that kind of bank????
https://www.cnbc.com/2017/08/25/how-...yers-make.htmlhighest paid NFL player here is 25 mill LMAO
Why not play the worlds biggest, most lucrative sport????
Earnings: $93 million
Salary & Bonus: $58 million
Endorsements: $35 million
Is there an NFL player with a 93 million salary????
Why wouldn't US athletic specimens wanna make that kind of bank????
https://www.cnbc.com/2017/08/25/how-...yers-make.htmlhighest paid NFL player here is 25 mill LMAO
Why not play the worlds biggest, most lucrative sport????
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06-23-2018, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted By BeerCalories⏩
WTF tennis is dope as hell. Have you ever watched Federer?I don't watch a lot of sports, but I've seriously tried to enjoy watching soccer and it's just so boring. Can any Europeans here tell me how to enjoy the sport? I'd rather watch tennis dead srs
06-23-2018, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted By DaBest12⏩
You must have missed the context of our mini-discussion within this thread: Americans not playing soccer due to salary. No discussion of athleticism...From what I gathered in this thread, because a sport is watched by more people = it's the most athletically challenging. Lol
There are a lot of really dumb posts ITT, mostly coming from people who are obviously trolling/red. But this guy is dead serious.. Strong use of common sense man.
There are a lot of really dumb posts ITT, mostly coming from people who are obviously trolling/red. But this guy is dead serious.. Strong use of common sense man.
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[QUOTE=LegDayLol post_id=1554532561]Also, FIFA actually do drug testing.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/XPIv55h.jpg[img][/QUOTE]American coaches would wreck your coaches too
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[img]https://i.imgur.com/XPIv55h.jpg[img][/QUOTE]American coaches would wreck your coaches too
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Originally Posted By PeaceWithin⏩
What's the OP of this thread? And there are several posts ITT about "World CUP > Olympics because more people watch the WC"You must have missed the context of our mini-discussion within this thread: Americans not playing soccer due to salary. No discussion of athleticism...
???? What are you reading?
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Originally Posted By DaBest12⏩
Naw, just go back and read the back-and-forth I had with him, you'll see what I'm saying. Neither of us is saying that soccer is more athletic. We were discussion why the athletes from USA don't go into soccer/football, and I showed it was because there is no money there.What's the OP of this thread? And there are several posts ITT about "World CUP > Olympics because more people watch the WC"
???? What are you reading?
???? What are you reading?
I'm not concerned about people making lulzy "well, more people do ______ so it must be better" arguments because Hillary had the popular vote LMAO. That's all that needs to be said about more=better.
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Golf is an example of Euros inventing a game of skill and when Americans decided to like it and be good at it, we became the best at it.
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06-23-2018, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted By hackerwacker⏩
You get kicked off lol? Ive never even seen a high school without practice fields for nearly all sports. What kind of poverty place did you grow up?I don't think the rest of the world really appreciates just how little the US cares about soccer. It's literally just a weekend time waster for preteen kids who's parents won't let them play football.
Getting a game of soccer outside of middle school playground is pretty much impossible. Virtually no high schools have teams, and if they do there are literally no tryouts. You show up, you're on the team. If you are even lucky enough to have a team near you, you have to share the field with the football team with makeshift nets ghetto rigged out of goalposts, and if the footballers want the field to practice you are getting kicked off
Getting a game of soccer outside of middle school playground is pretty much impossible. Virtually no high schools have teams, and if they do there are literally no tryouts. You show up, you're on the team. If you are even lucky enough to have a team near you, you have to share the field with the football team with makeshift nets ghetto rigged out of goalposts, and if the footballers want the field to practice you are getting kicked off
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Originally Posted By Gooner89⏩
At my school, the soccer team had to drive down the street and practice at the elementary school srs. Games were held on the little junior varsity field. They weren't really allowed on the football field because that was for football lol. Also, every Friday night is for football so their games were always on some random midweek night. Zero respect, these euros have no idea.You get kicked off lol? Ive never even seen a high school without practice fields for nearly all sports. What kind of poverty place did you grow up?
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Originally Posted By Alphandbeta⏩
I can assure you, I didn't care then either. I don't remember watching a single game. All I did was glance at the highlights. For me it was;I'm British and think the best football match pales in comparison to the best basketball game. That said Americans are defo coping re not being in the world cup. Everyone in the misc was talking about the world cup in 14. Everyone. Just accept the cope and say you don't invest as much in training footballers. Probably because your collective noun for footballers issoccer playersjust LOL. No1 has time to say that chit.
-oh neat, we beat X country.
-oh thats lame, all that running around just to tie with Y country.
-oh well, we lost to Z country.
and then I went on with my life. You must have been confused. The only people hyped were most likely Mexicans living in the US (and there are a lot of them, lol) and Aussies.
I said this in the previous"LOL Americans suck at "futbol" thread": Its hard to relay how little we care about "futbol" so the only way I can conceptualize it is this; Think about the morale the rest of the world has for, say, American Football, but superimpose that feeling on Americans for "futbol." Thats how much we care.
We're not coping, we're not buthurt we really just don't care. Now there's miscers in this thread marginalizing the olympics saying it doesn't count even though its been the Litmus Test for a countries level of athleticism for over 100 years in its current form. If anythingthatis a textbook definition of "cope"
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Yea I know. We only dominate the olympics in medal counts.
Stupid nonathletic americans.
Stupid nonathletic americans.
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Originally Posted By MattBro95⏩
I've met plenty of euros who believe chit like that. Also, the "rugby is more hardcore than football cause no pads" = insta-rustleThey take the bait every single time.
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
I have no dog in the Football vs Rugby debate. I think they're both epic in their own right, but soccer? lol, sorry. I just can't.I've met plenty of euros who believe chit like that. Also, the "rugby is more hardcore than football cause no pads" = insta-rustle
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In on another irrelevant european thread calling out Americans for attention and their one chance every four years to pretend like they're cool because hundreds of millions impoverished people gather to watch the simplest/cheapest sport on earth.
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06-23-2018, 04:19 PM
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A lot of exaggeration in this thread from both sides, but that was to be expected. Millions of people in the US enjoy soccer. MLS attendance is, on average, higher than the NBA and NHL. That league is not good by any measure. A lot of that is due to larger stadiums, but to suggest Americans don't care is ridiculous.
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Originally Posted By RiceBrah93⏩
Wut, basketball is on par with soccer as far as entertainment factor. Basketball is glorified parlor tricks combined with WWE drama. Soccer is parlor tricks on grass combined with bad acting and seeing who can act like a bigger puzzy for attention.The only worthwhile American sport is Basketball, the rest are garbage that the rest of the world don't even care about.
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Originally Posted By PimpinisEasy⏩
Not an American, but America has great athletes in almost anything? They are bad at football because you earn midget dicks in the MLS compared to everything else because of their salary cap system. So if you have exceptional athletic talents, you go to the NFL/Olympic discipline/MLB/NBA/NHL where you get far greater contract. If there's huge money to be earned through it domestically, the US will breed good athletes for it. Right now it's not as much worth it as other sports, especially because foreign players are better and easier to come by.America a nation of 400m people, with all kinds of people and all kind of genetic profiles, still cannot qualify for the worlds biggest sporting competition out of the easiest group.
I guess it puts them on par with countries like India and China who have large populations but also poor sporting performance. The compounding factor is Americans have all kinds of genetics in their population... so we can only conclude American culture produces poor athletes...
I guess all those big dish servings and sugary drinks don't work out for you on the field.
So who you guys supporting now that you can;t qualify? I heard Nigeria is the most heavily supported team in the US. Who would have though
I guess it puts them on par with countries like India and China who have large populations but also poor sporting performance. The compounding factor is Americans have all kinds of genetics in their population... so we can only conclude American culture produces poor athletes...
I guess all those big dish servings and sugary drinks don't work out for you on the field.
So who you guys supporting now that you can;t qualify? I heard Nigeria is the most heavily supported team in the US. Who would have though
You can get a scrub from a midget country like The Netherlands and he'll be one of the best players in the MLS. Look at Laurent Ciman, some kunt who was a laughing stock in Belgium is one of the best defenders in the MLS? Really? That's just pathetic. And that also means that young dudes have a huge amount of competition.
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