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post 10000154828 05-06-2026, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
John, take a shirtless so we can compare to Godfrd! Prove him wrong!!
You literally have hundreds of videos to choose from on my YT channel.
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post 10000154831 05-06-2026, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Not even close. Even at my fattest I was nowhere near as fat as you.
I think yall should stick together instead of fighting for whos fatter than who.
All 3 of u, Bonobo johnv frid. Form an alliance and fight the people who r skinny.
None of you is better than any one of you so stop trying to one up. U all on the same team fucking post up and fight together.
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post 10000154833 05-06-2026, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Yes Johnvee, prove me wrong.



If you looked like that, children wouldn't be running from you at the park.
It probably doesn't help that he looks a little bit like beatlejuice


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post 10000154834 05-06-2026, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
I think yall should stick together instead of fighting for whos fatter than who.
All 3 of u, Bonobo johnv frid. Form an alliance and fight the people who r skinny.
None of you is better than any one of you so stop trying to one up. U all on the same team fucking post up and fight together.
Me and Godfrd got in a neg war awhile back, but we have since become very close... Ugly people have to stick together.
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post 10000154840 05-06-2026, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Me and Godfrd got in a neg war awhile back, but we have since become very close... Ugly people have to stick together.
Yeah man. Because what ends up happening is youre just gonna burn bridges and end up a nomad if you dont. Good looking people will not accept bonobo to their team. Then he goes and fucks with ugly people to seek approval from good looking people. It wont work.
Just end up burning bridges both ways.
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post 10000154845 05-06-2026, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Me and Godfrd got in a neg war awhile back, but we have since become very close... Ugly people have to stick together.
Damn. No way you take that godfrd
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post 10000154853 05-06-2026, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
I think yall should stick together instead of fighting for whos fatter than who.
All 3 of u, Bonobo johnv frid. Form an alliance and fight the people who r skinny.
None of you is better than any one of you so stop trying to one up. U all on the same team fucking post up and fight together.
Son. You're addicted to horsecock. It's making you crazy. You need to go cold turkey. Turkeys don't have cocks, so you should be safe.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000154857 05-06-2026, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Damn. No way you take that godfrd
Johnvee has a vendetta against me because I think a 270lbs man shouldn't be at home fucking around on his phone and computer all day while the state pays his bills and such. My life is in order, his isn't. It was good that he was banned in the last two versions of this forum for his own good. He needs to to get a job and take daily showers.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000154864 05-06-2026, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Son. You're addicted to horsecock. It's making you crazy. You need to go cold turkey. Turkeys don't have cocks, so you should be safe.
Sometimes it's dangerous to quit cold turkey. Maybe he should wean off with llama dong
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post 10000154875 05-06-2026, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Johnvee has a vendetta against me because I think a 270lbs man shouldn't be at home fucking around on his phone and computer all day while the state pays his bills and such. My life is in order, his isn't. It was good that he was banned in the last two versions of this forum for his own good. He needs to to get a job and take daily showers.
I respect you for being a landchad and making several hundred thousand a year, I have a disability boyo so I'm not required to work, I've been feeling pretty good lately so I was thinking maybe I would attempt a job again even though its not required of me, others may assume I'm lazy or whatever but I have bad experiences working due to the challenges someone with schizophrenia faces, its all in your head boyo.
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post 10000154913 05-06-2026, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
I respect you for being a landchad and making several hundred thousand a year, I have a disability boyo so I'm not required to work, I've been feeling pretty good lately so I was thinking maybe I would attempt a job again even though its not required of me, others may assume I'm lazy or whatever but I have bad experiences working due to the challenges someone with schizophrenia faces, its all in your head boyo.
Just take your fucking meds and get a job. Think about how no one would be able to carry your fat ass if everyone thought like you and decided to let someone else work for them. Every time I interact with you I like you less and less.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000154916 05-06-2026, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Just take your fucking meds and get a job. Think about how no one would be able to carry your fat ass if everyone thought like you and decided to let someone else work for them. Every time I interact with you I like you less and less.
Just accept that some people have disabilities boyo.
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post 10000154923 05-06-2026, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Just accept that some people have disabilities boyo.
The fact that you were looking for a job and have interviewed for jobs showed that you are capable of working. If you were truly disabled, that would be an impossibility.
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post 10000154924 05-06-2026, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
The fact that you were looking for a job and have interviewed for jobs showed that you are capable of working. If you were truly disabled, that would be an impossibility.
Its all in your head boyo.
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post 10000154930 05-06-2026, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Its all in your head boyo.
Those are the voices
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post 10000154942 05-06-2026, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Those are the voices
Maybe you should get help then.
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post 10000154944 05-06-2026, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Just accept that some people have disabilities boyo.
You can't even explain what disabilities you have. Maybe you're just retarded.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000154947 05-06-2026, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted By John
This is my morning alarm


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post 10000154948 05-06-2026, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
You can't even explain what disabilities you have. Maybe you're just retarded.
Strong trolling, we had this discussion before boyo, and I know you remember.
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Maybe you should get help then.
I work. I pay taxes. What help do I need?
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
I wake up to Hitler speeches. In Deutsch. And I 100% understand them.
With star wars imperial march playing in the background.
post 10000154957 05-06-2026, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
I work. I pay taxes. What help do I need?
You implied that you hear voices.
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post 10000154960 05-06-2026, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
You implied that you hear voices.
I was really referring to you🤷‍♂️
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post 10000154963 05-06-2026, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
I was really referring to you🤷‍♂️
I dont hear voices, I start having a warped perception of the world and go psychotic when I have an episode, thats why I'm on meds and keep a low stress lifestyle.
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post 10000154965 05-06-2026, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
I dont hear voices, I start having a warped perception of the world and go psychotic when I have an episode, thats why I'm on meds and keep a low stress lifestyle.
So why can't you be on meds and get a job as a fat ass receptionist?
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
So why can't you be on meds and get a job as a fat ass receptionist?
We spoke about this before, a job is additional stress, I'm on a low dose of meds to keep the delusions away, too much stress and I will have delusions, I dont want to be on a higher dose because if I do have delusions and stop taking my meds the withdrawal and delusions would be more severe, when I have delusions I dont want help.
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post 10000154980 05-06-2026, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
We spoke about this before, a job is additional stress, I'm on a low dose of meds to keep the delusions away, too much stress and I will have delusions, I dont want to be on a higher dose because if I do have delusions and stop taking my meds the withdrawal and delusions would be more severe, when I have delusions I dont want help.
We have spoken about it many times. The math never seems to add up though.

So you have delusions, so you take meds to not have delusions. But the meds give you delusions? Does that make sense?
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
We have spoken about it many times. The math never seems to add up though.

So you have delusions, so you take meds to not have delusions. But the meds give you delusions? Does that make sense?
You're a very convincing troll boyo, you gave me a laugh.
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
You're a very convincing troll boyo, you gave me a laugh.
No one is trolling, well you're scamming the government, that's kinda like trolling.

I bet if we sent you to North Korea you'd suddenly be very able to work.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
No one is trolling, well you're scamming the government, that's kinda like trolling.
okay boyo.
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