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post 10000166854 05-14-2026, 10:08 AM
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Went to the grocery store

Was on my way home with some chicken and broccoli.

Seen a sloot no more than 10 feet from me weeding a flower bed, probably about 20 and really hot.

Tried to make it not obvious I was staring at her legs the whole time.

Should I have tried to get her number?
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post 10000166874 05-14-2026, 10:16 AM
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Yup Big JV I went to sobeys this morning myself. went to the pre cooked ready meal sections got 1kg of melted cheese scalloped potatos and a black forest dagwood sandwich. possibly a big thing of spicy noodles and 2L of 3% milk
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post 10000166875 05-14-2026, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Sigmund_Evil
Yup Big JV I went to sobeys this morning myself. went to the pre cooked ready meal sections got 1kg of melted cheese scalloped potatos and a black forest dagwood sandwich. possibly a big thing of spicy noodles and 2L of 3% milk
The joys of not being obese like me...
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post 10000166894 05-14-2026, 10:29 AM
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Shoot your shot. And by that I mean ask for her number, not jack off on her leg.
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post 10000166898 05-14-2026, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo
Shoot your shot. And by that I mean ask for her number, not jack off on her leg.
Lol, I know my place boyo, shes way out of my league, I'm probably as old as her father too, maybe if I get to twink status I'll go for young sloots again.
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post 10000166905 05-14-2026, 10:35 AM
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recognize this stuff bub? heaven in a can

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post 10000166908 05-14-2026, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Sigmund_Evil
recognize this stuff bub? heaven in a can


Its okay, you ever tried the puritan irish stew?
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post 10000166917 05-14-2026, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73
Its okay, you ever tried the puritan irish stew?
yup they sell that at the quik way down the road. i get it often. sometimes buy a few cans for my doggo if he runs out of his dog food in a pinch. eat it myelf too
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post 10000166921 05-14-2026, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Sigmund_Evil
yup they sell that at the quik way down the road. i get it often. sometimes buy a few cans for my doggo if he runs out of his dog food in a pinch. eat it myelf too
Your dog must love you for it.
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post 10000166924 05-14-2026, 10:43 AM
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Please don’t hurt her.
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post 10000166933 05-14-2026, 10:47 AM
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post 10000166934 05-14-2026, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73
Your dog must love you for it.
even when for myself after pouring can into pan i fill it up with water again to get the rest of the stuff stuck to the can and donate it to alvy

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post 10000166942 05-14-2026, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73
Your dog must love you for it.
Originally Posted By Sigmund_Evil
even when for myself after pouring can into pan i fill it up with water again to get the rest of the stuff stuck to the can and donate it to alvy


When I was 16 I was doing odd jobs around the neighbourhood and my parents never kept much food in the house I would go into middleton to the grocery store and buy canned dog food to eat, I made the mistake of telling one of the employees at the store and they called my parents, lol.
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post 10000166945 05-14-2026, 10:55 AM
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Back in the PUA days of the early 2000's, much was said about cold approaching.

You have to get by her natural defenses. Most cold approaches are too jarring for most women, especially if they are busy with something, and they naturally go into reject mode, even if they otherwise wouldnt have under other circumstances.

"I hope you dont think me too fowrward, but you are very lovely and I just had to say hello, Im john, are you single?"

and if she says no, she might be lying, but leave politely after that and hope you run across her again someday soon, so you can follow up.

if you see her again: "Hey! i remeber you! have you dumped that loser yet so we can be together?" or something like that.
post 10000166946 05-14-2026, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73
When I was 16 I was doing odd jobs around the neighbourhood and my parents never kept much food in the house I would go into middleton to the grocery store and buy canned dog food to eat, I made the mistake of telling one of the employees at the store and they called my parents, lol.
damn brah. i never ate dog food before but i mean i would in a pinch if it was on sale.

the fraser and farms meatballs are close enough to dog food though i reckon
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post 10000166947 05-14-2026, 10:56 AM
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You should have tried to get a job at the market.
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post 10000166999 05-14-2026, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
You should have tried to get a job at the market.
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post 10000167019 05-14-2026, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
You should have tried to get a job at the market.
Originally Posted By AllLifter
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You're teasing me for being disabled.
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post 10000167020 05-14-2026, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73
You're teasing me for being disabled.
No. No one is teasing you. You need to get a job.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
No. No one is teasing you. You need to get a job.
You're still doing it
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post 10000167032 05-14-2026, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73
You're still doing it
I am telling you that I am not joking or teasing. I am being 100% factual. You need a job. How hasn't your sister kicked you out yet? Please tell me you at least clean up the house and cook for the family.
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Originally Posted By Bonobo
Shoot your shot. And by that I mean ask for her number, not jack off on her leg.
Any pause can be the difference in taking action to ask for a number or not.
post 10000167070 05-14-2026, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted By SST
Any pause can be the difference in taking action to ask for a number or not.
Maybe I should rush back sweaty and panting and ask for her number all while staring at her legs.
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Originally Posted By johnvee73
Maybe I should rush back sweaty and panting and ask for her number all while staring at her legs.
Ok now I definitely plead, please don’t cut her legs off.
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Originally Posted By johnvee73
Maybe I should rush back sweaty and panting and ask for her number all while staring at her legs.
Bingo
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Originally Posted By SST
Bingo
She would probably call the cops.
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Originally Posted By johnvee73
She would probably call the cops.
What ifs...
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Prepare for the next time u see an hbb sloot out in the wild and want her number
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Originally Posted By johnvee73
You're teasing me for being disabled.
how's paying to get job, going ?
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Originally Posted By AllLifter
how's paying to get job, going ?
The training is still there if I change my mind, I think if I really tried I could do it, this is the problem with being a lazy fuck.
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