Thread: Went to the grocery store
05-14-2026, 10:08 AM
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Went to the grocery store
Was on my way home with some chicken and broccoli.
Seen a sloot no more than 10 feet from me weeding a flower bed, probably about 20 and really hot.
Tried to make it not obvious I was staring at her legs the whole time.
Should I have tried to get her number?
Seen a sloot no more than 10 feet from me weeding a flower bed, probably about 20 and really hot.
Tried to make it not obvious I was staring at her legs the whole time.
Should I have tried to get her number?
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05-14-2026, 10:16 AM
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Yup Big JV I went to sobeys this morning myself. went to the pre cooked ready meal sections got 1kg of melted cheese scalloped potatos and a black forest dagwood sandwich. possibly a big thing of spicy noodles and 2L of 3% milk
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05-14-2026, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Sigmund_Evil⏩
The joys of not being obese like me...
Yup Big JV I went to sobeys this morning myself. went to the pre cooked ready meal sections got 1kg of melted cheese scalloped potatos and a black forest dagwood sandwich. possibly a big thing of spicy noodles and 2L of 3% milk
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05-14-2026, 10:29 AM
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05-14-2026, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Lol, I know my place boyo, shes way out of my league, I'm probably as old as her father too, maybe if I get to twink status I'll go for young sloots again.
Shoot your shot. And by that I mean ask for her number, not jack off on her leg.
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05-14-2026, 10:35 AM
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recognize this stuff bub? heaven in a can
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05-14-2026, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Sigmund_Evil⏩
Its okay, you ever tried the puritan irish stew?
recognize this stuff bub? heaven in a can
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05-14-2026, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
yup they sell that at the quik way down the road. i get it often. sometimes buy a few cans for my doggo if he runs out of his dog food in a pinch. eat it myelf too
Its okay, you ever tried the puritan irish stew?
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05-14-2026, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Sigmund_Evil⏩
Your dog must love you for it.
yup they sell that at the quik way down the road. i get it often. sometimes buy a few cans for my doggo if he runs out of his dog food in a pinch. eat it myelf too
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05-14-2026, 10:43 AM
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05-14-2026, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
even when for myself after pouring can into pan i fill it up with water again to get the rest of the stuff stuck to the can and donate it to alvy
Your dog must love you for it.
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05-14-2026, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Your dog must love you for it.
Originally Posted By Sigmund_Evil⏩
When I was 16 I was doing odd jobs around the neighbourhood and my parents never kept much food in the house I would go into middleton to the grocery store and buy canned dog food to eat, I made the mistake of telling one of the employees at the store and they called my parents, lol.
even when for myself after pouring can into pan i fill it up with water again to get the rest of the stuff stuck to the can and donate it to alvy
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05-14-2026, 10:55 AM
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Back in the PUA days of the early 2000's, much was said about cold approaching.
You have to get by her natural defenses. Most cold approaches are too jarring for most women, especially if they are busy with something, and they naturally go into reject mode, even if they otherwise wouldnt have under other circumstances.
"I hope you dont think me too fowrward, but you are very lovely and I just had to say hello, Im john, are you single?"
and if she says no, she might be lying, but leave politely after that and hope you run across her again someday soon, so you can follow up.
if you see her again: "Hey! i remeber you! have you dumped that loser yet so we can be together?" or something like that.
You have to get by her natural defenses. Most cold approaches are too jarring for most women, especially if they are busy with something, and they naturally go into reject mode, even if they otherwise wouldnt have under other circumstances.
"I hope you dont think me too fowrward, but you are very lovely and I just had to say hello, Im john, are you single?"
and if she says no, she might be lying, but leave politely after that and hope you run across her again someday soon, so you can follow up.
if you see her again: "Hey! i remeber you! have you dumped that loser yet so we can be together?" or something like that.
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
damn brah. i never ate dog food before but i mean i would in a pinch if it was on sale.
When I was 16 I was doing odd jobs around the neighbourhood and my parents never kept much food in the house I would go into middleton to the grocery store and buy canned dog food to eat, I made the mistake of telling one of the employees at the store and they called my parents, lol.
the fraser and farms meatballs are close enough to dog food though i reckon
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05-14-2026, 10:56 AM
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You should have tried to get a job at the market.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
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You should have tried to get a job at the market.
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05-14-2026, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
No. No one is teasing you. You need to get a job.
You're teasing me for being disabled.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
05-14-2026, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
You're still doing it
No. No one is teasing you. You need to get a job.
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
I am telling you that I am not joking or teasing. I am being 100% factual. You need a job. How hasn't your sister kicked you out yet? Please tell me you at least clean up the house and cook for the family.
You're still doing it
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05-14-2026, 12:05 PM
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05-14-2026, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted By SST⏩
Maybe I should rush back sweaty and panting and ask for her number all while staring at her legs.
Any pause can be the difference in taking action to ask for a number or not.
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05-14-2026, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Ok now I definitely plead, please don’t cut her legs off.
Maybe I should rush back sweaty and panting and ask for her number all while staring at her legs.
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Prepare for the next time u see an hbb sloot out in the wild and want her number
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
how's paying to get job, going ?
You're teasing me for being disabled.
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05-15-2026, 05:53 AM
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Originally Posted By AllLifter⏩
The training is still there if I change my mind, I think if I really tried I could do it, this is the problem with being a lazy fuck.
how's paying to get job, going ?
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