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99% of folks here wouldn't have the mindset it takes to be a FED

just sayin. let ur mind be at peace there are none here, because it takes a different mindset.
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Yeah, I definitely couldn't pull a Ruby Ridge or Waco. Don't have the psycho genes and ego you need to wipe out an innocent family and burn a bunch of kids alive for pissing off the government.
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if 99% of miscers cant be a fed, that means 1% can
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
just sayin. let ur mind be at peace there are none here, because it takes a different mindset.
Bullshit.

I guarantee there is a glowie here.
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post 10000218624 17 hours ago, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Yeah, I definitely couldn't pull a Ruby Ridge or Waco. Don't have the psycho genes and ego you need to wipe out an innocent family and burn a bunch of kids alive for pissing off the government.
You wouldn't make it. u got to be prepared and mentally static

i became obsessed with small things like exotic watches and ear pieces at first, just helps the process. at one point i had a watch just like a apple watch but way back in 2013
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Sounds an awful lot like something a fed would say
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post 10000218630 17 hours ago, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
You wouldn't make it. u got to be prepared and mentally static

i became obsessed with small things like exotic watches and ear pieces at first, just helps the process. at one point i had a watch just like a apple watch but way back in 2013
When do you get the .44 caliber tits?

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post 10000218633 17 hours ago, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
When do you get the .44 caliber tits?


No. but it was much more bulky than the now "apple watch"
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you gotta goon everryday to get into the mindset
post 10000218639 17 hours ago, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
No. but it was much more bulky than the now "apple watch"
Yeah but the old stuff's far more robust!

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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Yeah but the old stuff's far more robust!


they were touch screen. not button. cant express more...Standard form 312
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
they were touch screen. not button. cant express more...Standard form 312
Pretty sure that one is voice activated. Obviously can't say too much either.

Argos catalogue, page 411.
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Is this trolling? Don't think it takes an ubermensch to get recruited - 38k ppl work there.

Only met a fed once, and navy seal as our diving instructor. Even he joked about the fed.
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Originally Posted By steffo99⏩
Is this trolling? Don't think it takes an ubermensch to get recruited - 38k ppl work there.

Only met a fed once, and navy seal as our diving instructor. Even he joked about the fed.
I think a lot of feds probably keep the fed shit pretty quiet. Some because they sort of have to (that's a pretty small number though) and others because mentioning you have any degree of security clearance is probably a bad idea. Only takes one person who dislikes you and wants to fuck with your shit to accuse you of some bollocks (could be trivial) and in certain jobs they'll take it seriously and look into it. Which could fuck your shit up big time in the mean time.

Best telling everyone you work for IBM or some boring trash. Srs.

Also "Security Clearence" rarely means Fed. If your work involves anything government related you might need some degree of it. Especially in aerospace/anything that interacts with defence.
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post 10000218664 17 hours ago, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Pretty sure that one is voice activated. Obviously can't say too much either.

Argos catalogue, page 411.
it isnt a secret military has been using apple watch type tech for 15 years. look it up. not a secret.



i found something for u. 1997, sears catalogue, page 209, a womans dress.

fagget
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post 10000218665 17 hours ago, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
it isnt a secret military has been using apple watch type tech for 15 years. look it up. not a secret.



i found something for u. 1997, sears catalogue, page 209, a womans dress.

fagget
How's the lingerie section? Those were the fucking days.
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
let ur mind be at peace there are none here,
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
just sayin. let ur mind be at peace there are none here, because it takes a different mindset.
good try Federali
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Originally Posted By dropped40lbs⏩
if 99% of miscers cant be a fed, that means 1% can
Maths skills to pay the bills. Genius

Mossad OP?
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Maths skills to pay the bills. Genius

Mossad OP?
im not a jew nice try tho. hope the IRA does work in NI

you ever heard of "the big fellah"?
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Half of ob misc is unemployed
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
I think a lot of feds probably keep the fed shit pretty quiet. Some because they sort of have to (that's a pretty small number though) and others because mentioning you have any degree of security clearance is probably a bad idea. Only takes one person who dislikes you and wants to fuck with your shit to accuse you of some bollocks (could be trivial) and in certain jobs they'll take it seriously and look into it. Which could fuck your shit up big time in the mean time.

Best telling everyone you work for IBM or some boring trash. Srs.

Also "Security Clearence" rarely means Fed. If your work involves anything government related you might need some degree of it. Especially in aerospace/anything that interacts with defence.
True.

Just wonder how all them jobs changed after 9/11 as well.

Was there working in FL office as it happened and they rolled out the tv. Remember ppl in the office thinking it was Saddam, but said right away it was most likely bin laden. When got the green card - interview etc at embassy - his wanted poster was already up there on the walls much earlier.

I can only remember crying twice so far and driving back home at 9/11 was one.

Anyways, maybe not related - just what came to mind, lol.
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
I think a lot of feds probably keep the fed shit pretty quiet. Some because they sort of have to (that's a pretty small number though) and others because mentioning you have any degree of security clearance is probably a bad idea. Only takes one person who dislikes you and wants to fuck with your shit to accuse you of some bollocks (could be trivial) and in certain jobs they'll take it seriously and look into it. Which could fuck your shit up big time in the mean time.

Best telling everyone you work for IBM or some boring trash. Srs.

Also "Security Clearence" rarely means Fed. If your work involves anything government related you might need some degree of it. Especially in aerospace/anything that interacts with defence.
agreed, weird i missed this. and ur right, it doesnt mean fed. im obviously joking
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
im not a jew nice try tho. hope the IRA does work in NI

you ever heard of "the big fellah"?
Nah but after googling it I'm going to watch it later ded srs

do i get another guess...CIA?
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Originally Posted By steffo99⏩
True.

Just wonder how all them jobs changed after 9/11 as well.

Was there working in FL office as it happened and they rolled out the tv. Remember ppl in the office thinking it was Saddam, but said right away it was most likely bin laden. When got the green card - interview etc at embassy - his wanted poster was already up there on the walls much earlier.

I can only remember crying twice so far and driving back home at 9/11 was one.

Anyways, maybe not related - just what came to mind, lol.
I'm assuming after 9/11 there were a lot more feds...

Not sure if the CIA is as wild as it used to be post 9/11. The stories from the 60s and 70s are fucking crazy. Basically had free rein to do whatever the fuck they wanted as long as the end result was dead commies. Which in hindsight is a noble pursuit.

Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
agreed, weird i missed this. and ur right, it doesnt mean fed. im obviously joking
That's the most fed sounding thing you've ever posted.
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Nah but after googling it I'm going to watch it later ded srs

do i get another guess...CIA?
bruh. this is srs ireland history. look more into it. nothing to do with CIA... suprised u have no idea who big fellah is
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
bruh. this is srs ireland history. look more into it. nothing to do with CIA... suprised u have no idea who big fellah is
What colour is the boat house at Hear-ford?
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Got to be a really dedicated NPC to be a fed.
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