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post 10000220435 06-18-2026, 10:31 AM
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You come home from a late night drinking, slightly drunk but sobering up and see this...

What would you do?







me?

post 10000220437 06-18-2026, 10:32 AM
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Lol, of course I'm smashing. As long as I don't have to be seen in public with her.
post 10000220438 06-18-2026, 10:34 AM
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Gross.

Srs.
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post 10000220440 06-18-2026, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Gross.

Srs.
It is, but if you're coming home drunk and probably a bit horny and she's there asking you to stick it in, are you really going to say no?!? Of course not.

The post nut clarity would be pretty devastating though.
post 10000220448 06-18-2026, 10:40 AM
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Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.
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post 10000220453 06-18-2026, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Gross.

Srs.
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post 10000220456 06-18-2026, 10:42 AM
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post 10000220458 06-18-2026, 10:43 AM
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post 10000220459 06-18-2026, 10:44 AM
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Wonder wtf a strange woman is doing in my bedroom and where my wife is...
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post 10000220479 06-18-2026, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
Wonder wtf a strange woman is doing in my bedroom and where my wife is...
sorry had to borrow ur wife. u can have her back now
post 10000220489 06-18-2026, 11:01 AM
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Can tell she barely washes her ass
post 10000220794 06-18-2026, 01:52 PM
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Look up the manufacturer of that bed frame. If it is holding that land whale up, it's got to be made of high quality steel and rebar. Srs, vry srs.
post 10000220797 06-18-2026, 01:54 PM
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Ive smashed fatter than that. Idgaf
1096 ng/dl
post 10000220798 06-18-2026, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
It is, but if you're coming home drunk and probably a bit horny and she's there asking you to stick it in, are you really going to say no?!? Of course not.

The post nut clarity would be pretty devastating though.
Probably the most accurate post of the thread. Of course if I'm selecting a sex partner I'm not going to pick her but if I'm already drunk and horny and she's presenting her pu$$y to me like that it's better than beating off with my hand before bed.


Can't tell from the photo the perspective might be distorting but it also looks like she might be a dwarf.
post 10000220823 06-18-2026, 02:03 PM
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I've done worse.
post 10000220848 06-18-2026, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted By AMOG⏩






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post 10000220855 06-18-2026, 02:16 PM
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post 10000221151 06-18-2026, 05:09 PM
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Spread dem cheeks and tongue out that perfect, gooey, bunghole.
post 10000221180 06-18-2026, 05:24 PM
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Saddle up soldier
post 10000221193 06-18-2026, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Lol, of course I'm smashing. As long as I don't have to be seen in public with her.
Lucky for you, you'd be coming home with five 11/10s who all approached you at the same time after seeing you smash down 14 modelos and 12 tacos after a 300mi bike ride where you ignored the 37 sloots who waved at you because they were over the age of 18 and only 8.5/10
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post 10000221214 06-18-2026, 05:39 PM
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PM Havoc . Well that’s if we ever get that feature ?
Back with my Fam
post 10000221224 06-18-2026, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
PM Havoc . Well that’s if we ever get that feature ?
^^^ yep send her to papi havoc00
post 10000221226 06-18-2026, 05:44 PM
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That's a poverty ass

Probably a guy
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post 10000221227 06-18-2026, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
That's a poverty ass

Probably a guy
You say some gay shit and it's not like your jaking... your being serious
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post 10000221228 06-18-2026, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
That's a poverty ass

Probably a guy
I don’t think that’s a guy , but micro crew is definitely out . I think that’s BBC crew or nothing crew lol
Back with my Fam
post 10000221285 06-18-2026, 06:21 PM
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Not fucking bad OP, not bad

Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
I don’t think that’s a guy , but micro crew is definitely out . I think that’s BBC crew or nothing crew lol
Id watch a vid of her getting blacked, can confirm
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