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Forum ยป I invented a wholesome way of fapping (halal)(kosher)
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post 10000261918 3 days ago, 01:57 AM
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I invented a wholesome way of fapping (halal)(kosher)

Last time I did it I stared at a whit wall while continuously repeating out loud "white wall, white wall, white wall, white wall" until I finished, thereby making it impossible to think of anything else than a white wall. Doing it that way was kinda not worth it so I haven't done it for weeks now. But I consider doing it again once in a while when my testicles ache.

Try it and see for yourself if you don't believe me
post 10000261921 3 days ago, 02:43 AM
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Lmao
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post 10000261931 3 days ago, 03:16 AM
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Originally Posted By ChadLifter⏩
Lmao
It's funny AND true.
post 10000261941 3 days ago, 03:40 AM
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post 10000261942 3 days ago, 03:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Pon_Pon⏩

I really hate the way people speak nowadays. The intonation/inflection/cadence or whatever it is. Fuck this shit drives me nuts.
post 10000262282 3 days ago, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted By smallcalves⏩
I really hate the way people speak nowadays. The intonation/inflection/cadence or whatever it is. Fuck this shit drives me nuts.
I don't know any normal people who speak like this. I think its an "influencer" thing, maybe west coast?
post 10000262290 3 days ago, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Born2Lose⏩
I don't know any normal people who speak like this. I think its an "influencer" thing, maybe west coast?
It's definitely an influencer thing and it's pervasive across the world and different languages, often amplified by editing where the thing gets chopped up and sounds even more offensive to my ears
post 10000262293 3 days ago, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Pon_Pon⏩

Soaking must take an insane level of discipline. IDK if I could honestly just lie there hard and not thrust. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
post 10000262297 3 days ago, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Pon_Pon⏩

That's as retarded as Cathlic girls still considering themselves virgins after letting their bfs have anal sex with them.
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