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Thread: Pregnant chick at work sexually assaulted me because of GLOW (srs)

post 1443834651 05-23-2016, 11:56 PM
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damn she fine. shame she's pregnant.

I lol'd at her waddling out of the elevator.. just kind of pictured a penguin walking all stupid

But.. OP... the whole point of the glow movement is to use it as a weapon against sloots to crush their self esteem when they start feeling like invincible entitled immortal goddesses.. you're not supposed to say they have glow.. you're supposed to say the opposite.. you're doing it all wrong.. pls stop OP..
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post 1443834951 05-23-2016, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Templa...ound_the_world

I just report the science
My point still stands

average height for mexicans 5'5-7
post 1443835051 05-24-2016, 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted By shortythree⏩
My point still stands

average height for mexicans 5'5-7
fair point

I work in the hospital (large Asian population), I should have articulated that better
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post 1443835091 05-24-2016, 12:01 AM
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LOL... riiight
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post 1443835121 05-24-2016, 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted By bobbydigitaloa⏩
So this glow horse chit is the new 3-month spam?

Cool...
jeez holy reps.. I wonder if you'll ever have more reps than a mod.
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post 1443836091 05-24-2016, 12:10 AM
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chalk it up to hormones and be about your day. wouldn't aware.

inb4 got my cawk sucked at work today by glowing pregnant sloot misc wat do thread
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post 1443875261 05-24-2016, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted By SRTEvan⏩
chalk it up to hormones and be about your day. wouldn't aware.

inb4 got my cawk sucked at work today by glowing pregnant sloot misc wat do thread
lol
August 2023:
BW: 194
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DL: 405 x 1 (PR); Trap Bar DL: 405 x 1
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post 1443875801 05-24-2016, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
she's like 5'0" 100 lbs without pregnancy
Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
post 1443876101 05-24-2016, 08:19 AM
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Has glow so she is good to go. Problem?
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post 1443919991 05-24-2016, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
lol you guys are killing me with this
yes 5'9" is manlet status, but it's also a pretty average height. 5'5" is a rare thing to see in a non-Asian male in my experience

1.) I am also married, so I am not smashing this chick. If I was single then I'd be highly tempted
2.) No cameras on elevator.
3.) Yes she is pretty, but she wears so much makeup when she kissed me it's all I could smell.
4.) I feel like escalating this will only corner her like a glowing pitbull to attack

also, my wife is fuming mad over the whole incident and wants to know why she felt comfortable kissing me, thinks I must have done something to encourage it -- and wants to know why I even said anything about her "glow"
Typical woman logic.
post 1443934101 05-24-2016, 02:00 PM
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That's a fukking male, baby..

Also, you manlet too brah wtf
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post 1443934571 05-24-2016, 02:02 PM
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WTF, this is sad man
post 1443944421 05-24-2016, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted By nogainnogain⏩
That's a fukking male, baby..

Also, you manlet too brah wtf
Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
lol you guys are killing me with this
yes 5'9" is manlet status, but it's also a pretty average height. 5'5" is a rare thing to see in a non-Asian male in my experience
And apparently Hispanics
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1 Mile: 6:45 (PR: 5:52)
post 1443944581 05-24-2016, 02:59 PM
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brb complimenting every girls glow.
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post 1443954711 05-24-2016, 03:55 PM
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Pregers have the most messed up hormones ever and all will have body issues from time to time. You told her she looks good and for a minute she felt on top of the world. Her kiss wasn't out of line, just ignore it. What the heck were you thinking in telling your wife? Don't be a DA and do that again. I take it your wife hasn't been pregnant or she would have understood what your coworker was feeling.

BTW, if you can tap it, pregers can be the best lay ever - when they get horny they are insatiable.
post 1443956101 05-24-2016, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted By sices⏩
brb complimenting every girls glow.
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post 1443956821 05-24-2016, 04:08 PM
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you'd probably get fired if you reported this to HR, srs.
post 1443957481 05-24-2016, 04:11 PM
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them hormones are out of control. be glad you two weren't alone working together late.... she would have raped you tenderly
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post 1443957581 05-24-2016, 04:12 PM
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Fukkking NICE BRO! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BONE A PREGGO SLOOT! Go for it brose conseco.










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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
lol you guys are killing me with this
yes 5'9" is manlet status, but it's also a pretty average height. 5'5" is a rare thing to see in a non-Asian male in my experience

1.) I am also married, so I am not smashing this chick. If I was single then I'd be highly tempted
2.) No cameras on elevator.
3.) Yes she is pretty, but she wears so much makeup when she kissed me it's all I could smell.
4.) I feel like escalating this will only corner her like a glowing pitbull to attack

also, my wife is fuming mad over the whole incident and wants to know why she felt comfortable kissing me, thinks I must have done something to encourage it -- and wants to know why I even said anything about her "glow"
why did you tell your wife? now she's going to think that baby is yours
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post 1443958881 05-24-2016, 04:20 PM
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She looks good OP. Smash and Dash.
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can't get preggers if she's preggers

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post 1443959861 05-24-2016, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
She said "oh my God I'm so sorry" andwaddled offthe elevator as fast as she could when we got to the floor.
lol that part got me.

Prego girls are horny 24/7, her husbo doesn't dick her down I bet.
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post 1443964081 05-24-2016, 04:56 PM
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Lol brah you're screwed. There is no winning against a pregnant chick and now your wife is going to go phuck jamal to get even because your dumb ass told her.
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I am pretty sure that is a man.
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I don't know why people are giving you flack, Op. She looks good.


And if she's 5'0 100 lbs when not preggo...lawd.


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post 1443997851 05-24-2016, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted By whitepaper⏩
I don't know why people are giving you flack, Op. She looks good.


And if she's 5'0 100 lbs when not preggo...lawd.


Full body pics.
lol. not much to see. petite, no butt. fake boobs.
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DL: 405 x 1 (PR); Trap Bar DL: 405 x 1
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Chins: 22(PR) Pushups: 83 (PR: 101)
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Glow is srs business.
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OP, I truly admire you being so openly honest with your wife. But I also wanna slap you in the back of the head for being so dumb.


I would still rep you if I was green. Good luck brah.
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Originally Posted By J_A24⏩
OP, I truly admire you being so openly honest with your wife. But I also wanna slap you in the back of the head for being so dumb.


I would still rep you if I was green. Good luck brah.
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B: 315 x 3, 225 x 14 (PR: 335)
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DL: 405 x 1 (PR); Trap Bar DL: 405 x 1
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Chins: 22(PR) Pushups: 83 (PR: 101)
1 Mile: 6:45 (PR: 5:52)
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