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Thread: My girl is going to Italy

post 1444646793 05-28-2016, 02:18 PM
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[QUOTE=5htp post_id=1444646093]Those are the words you typed on your keyboard, but we all know this is what you actually look like right now:

[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/288fdb7ae42efab49def2036ce40f1d0/tumblr_mg9yc0rTvh
[img]http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Robert-DeNiro-Laughing-Awards-Ceremon][/QUOTE]You don't actually believe that, do you?

She's 21
OP cheats on her
lol if you think he gives a fuark

Keep hustling OP
80% of the time all of the time.
post 1444647023 05-28-2016, 02:20 PM
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I've been to Italy multiple times and I have some Italian friends. I can almost guarantee that she will cheat. Along the way she's going to meet a 6'3 ripped Italian with a cool as name like Gennaro with a hnggg accent. When he tells her his name she will say "what?" Since it's an uncommon name, he then will whisper in her ear "Gennaro, and you're absolutely beautiful" she will literally lose it and forget about you then and there. Good luck man.
post 1444647413 05-28-2016, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Gsxr25⏩
Keep hustling OP
I break into old ladies' homes, steal biscuits from their tins and replace them with sewing materials for maximum grandkid confusion.
post 1444648013 05-28-2016, 02:27 PM
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They already made a documentary about this, check it out:

post 1444650923 05-28-2016, 02:48 PM
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Mario and Luigi gonna give her the mushroom tip ayyyy

post 1444651233 05-28-2016, 02:51 PM
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in b4 your girl gets piledrivered by Salvatore in his Lamborghini Aventador. You'll be lookin like a fool OP, just you wait.
post 1444652153 05-28-2016, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted By drive11⏩
Mario and Luigi gonna give her the mushroom tip ayyyy



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post 1444652743 05-28-2016, 03:04 PM
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rip OP.
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post 1444656943 05-28-2016, 03:37 PM
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Gotta love the misc..The average height of Italian men is 5'6". Most of the look like loigi the plumber...Its as if 99% of the misc has never left the US.

If your girl is cheating then she will be a whore in any country...
post 1444658053 05-28-2016, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Scarrdbutsmartr⏩
Gotta love the misc..The average height of Italian men is 5'6". Most of the look like loigi the plumber...Its as if 99% of the misc has never left the US.

If your girl is cheating then she will be a whore in any country...
Don't listen to this OP, this is the average Italian:



post 1444659773 05-28-2016, 03:55 PM
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6 pages of the same repetitive comments. Truly sad mates.
post 1444660133 05-28-2016, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted By fishnbrah⏩
6 pages of the same repetitive comments. Truly sad mates.
Your girl is going to Italy to get plowed hard.

Its not a matter ofif, its WHEN.
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post 1444660223 05-28-2016, 03:59 PM
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lol'd so hard in this thread.
post 1444660653 05-28-2016, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Scarrdbutsmartr⏩
Gotta love the misc..The average height of Italian men is 5'6".
So they'll be an inch taller than OP then...

* penetrates without foreplay so it's tighter crew *
post 1444660803 05-28-2016, 04:04 PM
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Sounds like she's going down there to try the big salami and Giovanni's
post 1444661283 05-28-2016, 04:07 PM
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Mario and Luigi gonna give your girl the pipe, sorry brah.
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post 1444664913 05-28-2016, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted By PrehistoricUFO⏩
Matteo checking in. Take it from an Italian, who runs with mostly Italians - you are under serious threat because few girls can resist good looking Italians. Just about every girl has 'Italian/Mediterranean' on the list of men they're attracted to.

Combine that with the magic of being in gorgeous Italia, with the accent they'll have, it's seriously game over for you. Over there the young men take particular interest in tourist girls for obvious reasons. Quick and easy kills where they have a huge advantage for the above reasons.
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post 1444665023 05-28-2016, 04:44 PM
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if she comes across a more dominant and alpha male than you than there's a 100% chance she'll sloot and cheat on you, srs. Natural selection
post 1444665463 05-28-2016, 04:48 PM
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I like how the misc has names for the dudes who are gonna bang her.
If they're Indian, it's Jamal and Tyrone.
Now it's Angelo and Matteo lol.
*Go to the bathroom, flex in mirror and forget to pee crew*

*Shave one of my legs and pretend it's a girl in my bed crew*

*T-mobile worker laughed at me because only had one number for 5-friends/family list plan crew*
post 1444666273 05-28-2016, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted By xHiroko⏩
I like how the misc has names for the dudes who are gonna bang her.
If they're Indian, it's Jamal and Tyrone.
Now it's Angelo and Matteo lol.
Diversity and multiculturalism is strength.

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post 1444667153 05-28-2016, 05:00 PM
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wouldn't be surprised if her pron history has searches for Italian men and how to satisfy multiple men at the same time.
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post 1444667773 05-28-2016, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted By hotsaucebrah⏩
Diversity and multiculturalism is strength.

#OpenBordersForIsrael
Thanks brah
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post 1444667893 05-28-2016, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted By ApG⏩
wouldn't be surprised if her pron history has searches for Italian men and how to satisfy multiple men at the same time.
"American girl - Italian Bukkake"




but for real, i wouldnt ever trust a girlfriend travelling if i wasnt with her. i've been backpacking for 6+ months last year and the amount of girls that cheated on their boyfriends back home is ridiculous. hell some arent even subtle with it - on tinder saying "not looking for anything serious" and then having their instagram linked with recent pics of her and a boyfriend saying "omg miss him soooo much"

that being said most guys cheat too, but that still doesnt save the OP
post 1444670463 05-28-2016, 05:27 PM
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Listen here OP


I went to a study abroad trip to Italy. 2 weeks. One of the girls on the trip I had seen a couple of times in class, cute af. Find out she has a boyfriend of 6 years (super church going, first boyfriend, never done anything with anyone).

Long story short, dumps him for me when we get back. srs. I also know of other's relationships ending over abroad trips. It's death for a relationship.
post 1444671063 05-28-2016, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted By CestLaVida⏩
Genarro and Ciro will murk that ass
Came in to look for gomorra references

Don pietro now has your girl working for him
post 1444671683 05-28-2016, 05:36 PM
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As long as Trey Songz aint doing an Italian tour its all good.
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post 1444671823 05-28-2016, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted By wampa⏩
Gennaro plz
post 1444672003 05-28-2016, 05:39 PM
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she bout to get some european cawk
post 1444672353 05-28-2016, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted By NVious⏩
They already made a documentary about this, check it out:

wow

I actually might be watching this tonight

SRS
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post 1444672513 05-28-2016, 05:43 PM
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