kind of a weak move to even be discussing the topic with a virgin present. going to make him feel like a real bitch if hes the only one without a story. op's friend group sounds like a mix of whores and losers.

ive stopped hanging out with groups of friends in the past because they were like that, trying to "roast" every guy they can in order to impress the girls or whatever. Some guys escalate that way too far and you end up wanting to kick your "friend"s ass rather than fukin the girls.


It is so much easier when friends help each other out srs. A little bit of making fun of the others its not bad as long as the guy can laugh at himself too. When the "roasting" gets someone butthurt its getting too damn far. Your friend Joe is an insecure fuk for escalating it like that, i would honestly have laughed about it if someone called me out about busting too fast on my first time.

what is the meaning of "its a wrap bro"

11k

inb4 "It's a wrap bro." takes over the misc.

Basically guy insulted his friend for not losing his V-card and yelled "its a wrap bro" and now OP wants to make it spread on the misc

Any "friend" who tries to embarrass his homie in front of chicks is a piece of ****; you are all pieces of ****

Is this an elaborate attempt to get the misc to start saying "it's a wrap bro"?

Why do you all talk like you're in 8 mile?

Better learn to speak before you try and gain employment.

Its a wrap bro

wtf is 8 mile

Google is your friend

nah bro, I don't like anything that references any form of cardio.

its a wrap

Sounds like something that would happen to me..and something I would be embarassed about b4 I was 20..but now id just shrug and laugh about it as a virgin still at 25 almost 26..

Sounds like a believable story..except for the part where the girls start graphicly talking about dink sizes..women wouldnt do that.
Then again..alcohol drinkers arent very classy people

IN on "it's a wrap" origin thread.

Rob was dumb to make fun of Joe but it must have been obvious he is a virgin. I can't imagine he had a lot to say in that entire conversation. You should have tried to shift the convo away from that topic. Anytime these sexual conversations come up it is awkward as fuk for me as I never have anything to say and making chit up on the spot is even more embarrassing

A bunch of us were at a bonfire/cookout on the 18th. After the cook out, we went to a secluded spot and began gathering wood, fire starters, some chips/smores, chairs....and you know, other bonfire chit. Of course later on someone brings alcohol and dat dere mary j. Overall it's a good atmosphere. People are roasting each other, dancing, doing goofy ****. It's gets late (12amish) and we all sit down in our chairs by the fire and just talk with each other.

No clue how, but the convo gets sexual and everyone starts talking about how their ex was in bed, the girls were roasting dudes dik sizes, everyone talks about weird places they had sex in. And eventually we talk about how we lost our virginity. One bish had a story about losing her V in the auditorium of the high school, while another said she lost it in the driveway of her house while her parents were sleeping. One of my boys (Lets call him Joe) talks about him losing his in his moms car and busting within 30 seconds. Mind you, he was drunk. My other friend (Lets call him Rob) who happens to be the only virgin there calls him out by saying "Holy ****, 30 seconds? Thats fuking weak bro haha"...everyone laughs

Joe however doesn't like the fact that he said that and replies with "Ok bro, yeah. Only thing weaker than that is being a virgin"...for some reason, no one picks up on it...but Joe keeps putting the heat on. A few seconds later, Joe loudly asks Rob how he lost his virginity...Rob replies back with "haha don't worry about it bro." Joe obviously knows he's a virgin but he keeps putting him on the spot. Joe says "N*gga everyone here told their story, stop being a bitch and just say it"...Rob says "Nah bruh, chill".

One of the girls asks Rob "How come you won't say it? It's ok if it was embarrassing we won't make fun"..Joe interrupts and yells out "BECAUSE HES A FU*KING VIRGIN SON" **** gets real awkward and quiet as all of the girls tell Joe to stop. After some silence, all the girls tell Rob that he has nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's actually sweet that he's a virgin.

Joe interrupts again and tells them that "If it's so sweet, go and fu*k him". Moment of silence for a solid 20 seconds and Joe finishes up with a line that almost brought me to tears

"It's a wrap bro"

Rob was so fuking embarassed, he tried to laugh it off with hurt in his voice. It was like the more intense version of the 40 yo virgin scene where theyre playing poker

Cliffs
- At bonfire
- everyone starts talking about how they lost their virginity
- friend named joe has embarassing story
- Friend Rob whose a virgin makes fun of Joe
- Joe is drunk and gets mad and reveals that rob is a virgin
- Rob is absolutely wrecked an embarassed
- Joe basically ends the bonfire by saying "It's a wrap bro"

Your friends sound like a bunch of inbred idiots srs.