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Thread: Things I've overheard our 45 year old secretary say

post 1455366723 07-30-2016, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted By TheAdlerian⏩
Your gay fantasies were triggered by my handsome AV?

Wouldn't be the first time.

No, I broke up with her long before that stuff occurred. I stayed friends with her and still am!

I guided her out of that life through a variety of tricky machinations. She's not a somewhat sociopathic mother of three.
Was half expecting some kinda kinky story to come out of asking the question which may or may not have involved a strap on... not that i'm into strap on action myself of anything, I swear i'm 100% no homo so just be clear about that bro.

And no, I don't think your avi is fkin gorgeous or anything, I bet you're the *** with the gay fantasy. So there!
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post 1455366793 07-30-2016, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted By TheAdlerian⏩
What I said in my post was true about my gf.

She's be so obsessed with what was going on I could literally have sex with her for HOURS and she wouldn't orgasm. Sometimes I would make her have one quickly and she's deny it.

This is typical white woman behavior imo.
I missed you post and went back to read it.

Oh my...
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post 1455366813 07-30-2016, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
fml....

meanwhile im a ripped man in my prime and I dont have 1 girl to choose from
Isn't toronto a horrible place for single males?
post 1455366843 07-30-2016, 10:12 PM
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who fukin cares op she is a grown woman who didn't have the same options when she was your age you fuk tard. Don't 90% of miscers say the same shyt. She has a new confidence at 45 who gives a fuk
post 1455367103 07-30-2016, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Isn't toronto a horrible place to single males?
DEF a weird place..

miscers have used my pics in their location in the states and I get lots of matches.. but in toronto I dont get sht.. its weird
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post 1455367133 07-30-2016, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Rayaarito⏩
IDGAF if i don't last 45 minutes. I'm going 10 minutes TOPS. Unless I'm on some drugs or it just happens to be passionate. I'm selfish as fuk
This. When I was around 22-25, I could fcuk literally all night. Sheeeit, now it's 10 minutes, like you said. I'm too old and out of shape for marathon sex. I can get the job done within those 10 minutes, though. I usually make them cum with my tongue and fingers, then fcuk 'til I cum. Once I nut, it's over, and I'm ready to sleep. I'm not trying to do round 2, unless I'm really horny or passionate at the time.
post 1455367193 07-30-2016, 10:14 PM
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This is clearly made up.

1. This hits all the typical misc/mgtow/red pill talking points.

2. The amount of hyperbole makes it unbelievable.

3. If she really was an average 45 year old chubby woman who worked as a secretary, she would not be pursued by surgeons, CEOs, and guys with huge boats.
post 1455367743 07-30-2016, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted By mommaofobama⏩
This is clearly made up.

1. This hits all the typical misc/mgtow/red pill talking points.

2. The amount of hyperbole makes it unbelievable.

3. If she really was an average 45 year old chubby woman who worked as a secretary, she would not be pursued by surgeons, CEOs, and guys with huge boats.
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post 1455367933 07-30-2016, 10:19 PM
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Actually.ops not far off. Saw some 40 yo. Pof account.and she had over 10-15 messages a day. This is in the country too. Nothing new tho...dudes are thirsty.
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post 1455368013 07-30-2016, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted By xmeandix⏩
who fukin cares op she is a grown woman who didn't have the same options when she was your age you fuk tard. Don't 90% of miscers say the same shyt. She has a new confidence at 45 who gives a fuk
Retard size deleted.

The issue is that my daughter goes to school with many kids with this mother and if you think this "**** my family, its smashing time" attitude that 3rd wave feminists claim is compatible with effective parenting you are f-ing crazy.

So damn many of her friends are an absolute mess and have close to 0 interaction with their mothers or fathers because they are far too busy with their own interests.
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post 1455368353 07-30-2016, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted By muscle
ITT OP is full of siht.

You're either blatantly lying for attention or ....you're a *******...or both
This. Probably copied from reddit.

Even if true, she's talking about online "dating." It mostly consists of the bottom feed of humanity, and it's completely irrelevant to how the rest of the real world works. Anyone who actually goes outside and has real dating experience knows this.
post 1455369593 07-30-2016, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
fml....

meanwhile im a ripped man in my prime and I dont have 1 girl to choose from
That's because you'd rather get greens from the misc than have genuine conversation and see where it goes with a 5-6/10.
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post 1455370493 07-30-2016, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Alvarezzz⏩
That's because you'd rather get greens from the misc than have genuine conversation and see where it goes with a 5-6/10.
not only was she fat as hell, she was pretty hideous as well.. never knew how glasses could hide so much.. thats why I had no problem trolling.

cant deal with fatness
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post 1455370913 07-30-2016, 10:37 PM
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OP pls...my jimmies..

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post 1455371283 07-30-2016, 10:40 PM
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Obviously none of us can speak for whether or not this is real. Only the OP knows for sure.

I will say though - I know a few 4/10's and 5/10's that have had millionaires (yes actual millionaires) try and woo them via online dating. Just because someone's a surgeon, or a self-made millionaire, doesn't mean he's good at getting chick's. Match.com and some of the other website dating places are full of successful guys that don't know chit about attracting hot women
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post 1455371293 07-30-2016, 10:40 PM
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lol....what an idiot. All she is is a hole for them to fill their dicks with and she thinks shes trying to set up for something fantastic to happen. No matter the age, apparently some women stay delusional as fuk.
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post 1455371663 07-30-2016, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
not only was she fat as hell, she was pretty hideous as well.. never knew how glasses could hide so much.. thats why I had no problem trolling.

cant deal with fatness
That's understandable. It does seem like you're afraid of the pussy though. There's no way you only attract extremely obese and unattractive women brah. You give off the vibe that you're waiting to lose your virginity to an Instagram model, which is your choice, but it's not a realistic one. I could be wrong though.
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post 1455372493 07-30-2016, 10:48 PM
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no pics or even a lookalike pic? wtf opie
post 1455372683 07-30-2016, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
Was half expecting some kinda kinky story to come out of asking the question which may or may not have involved a strap on... not that i'm into strap on action myself of anything, I swear i'm 100% no homo so just be clear about that bro.

And no, I don't think your avi is fkin gorgeous or anything, I bet you're the *** with the gay fantasy. So there!
Yes you do think it's sexy.
If you want to ask me a question:

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post 1455372913 07-30-2016, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Zerafian⏩
lol....what an idiot. All she is is a hole for them to fill their dicks with and she thinks shes trying to set up for something fantastic to happen. No matter the age, apparently some women stay delusional as fuk.
Lol this, online dating is a numbers game, of course she will have men saying all kinds of chit just so they can bang her, doesn't mean they'll ever settle down with some old washed up secretary
post 1455373333 07-30-2016, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
I missed you post and went back to read it.

Oh my...
Oh yeah, she was very smart and funny, but obsessed with detail and she could never relax. I treated her like gold and of course could make love, or whatever that was, for hours to her. I eventually broke up with her over the obsessiveness and never being satisfied. No matter what it was she always wanted something more, and so on.

Meanwhile, my parents got along great and never bothered each other, so my relationship with her was really weird for me since I didn't have dysfunctional role models. I couldn't take it and it was literally making my hair fall out at the time she made me so nervous.

Anyway, a few years ago she contacts me and says that she is alone and will stay that way, with some cats. That's because she never met a man as kind and loving as me. She asked me if she was too hard to be with and I just made the excuse that money was the root of our issues. I was so sad for her. We're both adults now and there is likely no hope.

My point there is that any women who thinks she's "in control" by making all of these stipulations is setting herself up for rejection.
If you want to ask me a question:

Ask: TheAdlerian

http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=150655983&p=1000366043#post1000366043

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post 1455373393 07-30-2016, 10:56 PM
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from here on out its all about how many hotdogs can fit into the bun at once
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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post 1455373453 07-30-2016, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Maxamanius⏩
no pics or even a lookalike pic? wtf opie
About like this

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OP's secretary speaks the truth.

Not only will she get white knighted by CEOs and Doctors, but every 18-22 year old will hit her up for a MILF experience.

Online dating for a woman is like an orgie 24/7.

Try it, make a fake profile of a woman similar to OP's secretary, and report back how many old and young White Knights write her.
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Anyway we can get pics of this women?
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post 1455373903 07-30-2016, 11:00 PM
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She's in her sexual peak so she's going to want to have sex for hours.

Old broads are like that. Horny 24/7.
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It's because all of our now cucked society would eat **** in exchange for some puss, I would rather die an incel than beg for a 5/10s attention on a dating site.
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post 1455374243 07-30-2016, 11:04 PM
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happened, surely this did
post 1455374773 07-30-2016, 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted By darkninja67⏩
PM me her vitals please opie, she sounds right up my alley.
her vitals

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post 1455374873 07-30-2016, 11:12 PM
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who cares bro, don't even know why u let this stuff get to u, 90% of it will be lies, she is likely getting dates with middle aged tradies, she needs to do this to feel better about herself

maybe u should post this on slut hate or something
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