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post 1456164973 08-04-2016, 09:10 PM
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Roommate clears throat once every 64 seconds

Just timed him for 5 throat clears, and it took 5 minutes and 20 seconds.

My roommate is literally always loudly clearing his throat. He does not stop, ever. "Uuuguguggmmmm" .... "uuuuhgggmgmmm"

It is driving me ****ing insane. People come over and wonder what the hell is going on.

We have confronted him about it. We basically told him that he does not need to clear his throat, there is nothing in your ****ing throat, you have a tic.

He does not acknowledge it as a problem. I told him that it is not normal to constantly clear your throat, it is not a normal body function. I told him that Imightclear my throat once a week, and he laughed and said that isn't possible, my throat would be blocked up (????). He views throat clearing as a simple body function such as breathing or eating.

I'm literally about to ****ing strangle him. I have to wear earplugs when I'm in my room now because I get so ****ing annoyed with this ****.

What do?
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post 1456165063 08-04-2016, 09:11 PM
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Put something in his throat for him to clear, nomsayin?
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post 1456165443 08-04-2016, 09:14 PM
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He does that 24/7?
post 1456165473 08-04-2016, 09:15 PM
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i clear my throat once in a while, but once i think about clearing my throat, i cant stop. Like right now this thread had me clear my throat.
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post 1456165583 08-04-2016, 09:15 PM
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It's his mating call, quick ejaculate into his throat - no homo
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post 1456165813 08-04-2016, 09:17 PM
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he is subconsciously trying to control the environment. But in a very passive aggressive way.


How weird would it be for someone to get upset about someone clearing their throat? That is why he is doing it.


He is controlling the environment in a manner that makes it socially acceptable without coming out and directly claiming 'dominance'.

honestly, if I were you I would call him out on it. Sure he would play it off. But in reality, no one ****ing needs to do that. It is not a physical need, he is simply satisfying his ego.

I would destroy that if I were you.
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post 1456165863 08-04-2016, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted By JuniorMints⏩
He does that 24/7?
Well, I'm not sure he does it when he's sleeping, but yes, nonstop, throat clears consistently. He's never gone a long time without doing it.

If I had someone pointing a gun in my head, and he said "if your roommate doesn't clear his throat in the next 10 minutes, I will kill you and your entire family" I would have absolutely no fear whatsoever.
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post 1456166033 08-04-2016, 09:18 PM
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record him on vocaroo for us
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post 1456166223 08-04-2016, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
he is subconsciously trying to control the environment. But in a very passive aggressive way.


How weird would it be for someone to get upset about someone clearing their throat? That is why he is doing it.


He is controlling the environment in a manner that makes it socially acceptable without coming out and directly claiming 'dominance'.

honestly, if I were you I would call him out on it. Sure he would play it off. But in reality, no one ****ing needs to do that. It is not a physical need, he is simply satisfying his ego.

I would destroy that if I were you.
Not sure I understand what you mean. He doesn't even realize he's doing it. He does it when he's alone in his room. He does it when he thinks he's home alone.

The best comparison for what he's doing is tourettes.
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post 1456166383 08-04-2016, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted By sFunk⏩
record him on vocaroo for us
I will put my phone on the wall and record, lets see if it picks anything up.
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post 1456166393 08-04-2016, 09:20 PM
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jizz down his throat so he has a good reason to clear it
post 1456166483 08-04-2016, 09:20 PM
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Could be Tourette's syndrome.
post 1456166493 08-04-2016, 09:20 PM
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brah at least your roommate doesn't set the heat to 80 degrees, leaves the stove on, burns his eggs, and kicks around a soccer ball around the apartment.
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Originally Posted By henrycole⏩
i clear my throat once in a while, but once i think about clearing my throat, i cant stop. Like right now this thread had me clear my throat.
this, I could feel my throat clogging as I read the OP
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Its very possible he has a tic. My husband cycles through tics, and his is currently clearing his throat nonstop. Previous to this, he had a neck tic where he'd kind of throw his head back or to the side and it'd crack. Totally involuntary and out of his control. There are meds that make it better but too many side effects so he just tries to deal with it...not a big deal to me since I know its part of his tic disorder. But definitely try to encourage your roomie to see a health practitioner about it!
post 1456167353 08-04-2016, 09:26 PM
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had a ******* room mate that used to do this and also have coughing/sneezing fits move out brah
post 1456168063 08-04-2016, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Chrysippus⏩
Just timed him for 5 throat clears, and it took 5 minutes and 20 seconds.

My roommate is literally always loudly clearing his throat. He does not stop, ever. "Uuuguguggmmmm" .... "uuuuhgggmgmmm"

It is driving me ****ing insane. People come over and wonder what the hell is going on.

We have confronted him about it. We basically told him that he does not need to clear his throat, there is nothing in your ****ing throat, you have a tic.

He does not acknowledge it as a problem. I told him that it is not normal to constantly clear your throat, it is not a normal body function. I told him that Imightclear my throat once a week, and he laughed and said that isn't possible, my throat would be blocked up (????). He views throat clearing as a simple body function such as breathing or eating.

I'm literally about to ****ing strangle him. I have to wear earplugs when I'm in my room now because I get so ****ing annoyed with this ****.

What do?
I know this feel well, a new guy that sat DIRECTLY to the cubicle next to me in my office did made this loud, obnoxious, snorting, sniffling, throat clear every minute or so...even worse sounding than what you described. After 2 weeks I couldn't take it, I moved to an empty cubicle in the back office.
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post 1456168223 08-04-2016, 09:32 PM
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possibly this?


http://www.medicaldaily.com/coughing...-health-351774





sorry dude, I've been roommate free for 2 months.... never again
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Tell him to drink some hot tea with honey. It clears up phlegm.
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Sounds annoying, but you also sound like one of those people that would let any repetitive behavior irritate you. I meanthroat clearing? How bad could that even be? Not to discredit you though maybe it is far more annoying than I am envisioning.

Anyway how about some earplugs, playing ******t music, using a sound machine to sleep, give him some cough drops, and obviously finding a new roomate or living alone if possible. Also you could wage a passive aggressive roomate war by developing an annoying tic of your own but that sounds like not worth the effort/10
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Record it then play it loudly through your stereo when he gets annoyed tell him that's how you life your life daily with him doing that chit
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Originally Posted By WinoCat⏩
Its very possible he has a tic. My husband cycles through tics, and his is currently clearing his throat nonstop. Previous to this, he had a neck tic where he'd kind of throw his head back or to the side and it'd crack. Totally involuntary and out of his control. There are meds that make it better but too many side effects so he just tries to deal with it...not a big deal to me since I know its part of his tic disorder. But definitely try to encourage your roomie to see a health practitioner about it!
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Originally Posted By henrycole⏩
i clear my throat once in a while, but once i think about clearing my throat, i cant stop. Like right now this thread had me clear my throat.
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Originally Posted By WinoCat⏩
Its very possible he has a tic. My husband cycles through tics, and his is currently clearing his throat nonstop. Previous to this, he had a neck tic where he'd kind of throw his head back or to the side and it'd crack. Totally involuntary and out of his control. There are meds that make it better but too many side effects so he just tries to deal with it...not a big deal to me since I know its part of his tic disorder. But definitely try to encourage your roomie to see a health practitioner about it!
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