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Originally Posted By aesthtk⏩
It was hard to tell how old she was .. because umm Asianlol nice story. what would u rate her looks/10?
But I would say late 30s
In her day if you were into Asians she would be a 8/10
Now she was older.. But okay.. Nothing special at all
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Originally Posted By helpmee⏩
OP if you think she was late 30s she was probably in her mid 40s. Real life late 30s asian girls that take care of themselves are still hot.It was hard to tell how old she was .. because umm Asian
But I would say late 30s
In her day if you were into Asians she would be a 8/10
Now she was older.. But okay.. Nothing special at all
But I would say late 30s
In her day if you were into Asians she would be a 8/10
Now she was older.. But okay.. Nothing special at all
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The Asian MPs are fine 2-3 times a year. Especially useful if you're on a dry spell or just want a massage and HE.
Went higher grade on my trip to Montreal last month.
Here's my walkthru experience. Keep in mind Canadian $$$ are less than USA $$$.
Drove to Montreal with friends and was on 3 day no-fap. Had some alone time so decided to strole up Ste. Caths Street. Did some minor research on Montreal sex life so was aware of many massage parlors around area, as well as the lax local attitudes on it. Had about $200 Canadian with me at the time.
Got to Metcalfe St and saw a sign that said "MASSAGE". Was nervous cause can't speak french and didn't really know local MP customs. Had to walk up some stairs to the third floor and came to nice looking office. Lady greeted me in english and was given option of "renting" room for 45 min, 60 min, or more. Went with the hour rental for $80 and paid. Lady gave me cold bottled water (85 degree day & still nervous) and led me to my room. Room had massage bench, shower, and HOT TUB! Sat down on bench and lady said I could pick from 2 girls. I was there early so not much of a crew on duty.
Girl #1 walks in...Dark Caribbean Black, friendly demeanor with a big smile, gives me a tight hug and says Hi. Nice round little azz, which I will get into later. Skin complexion was soft looking like chocolate truffle. Says Bye and leaves room.
Girl #2 walks in...White, skinny, cute body, nice face but not much of a smile. Says Hi and gives light hug with air kisses...
I pick Girl #1
Counter lady instructs me to get undressed and take a shower and Girl #1 will be in and can negotiate price. Says it's usually between $50 to $90, depending on what I want. I take short cold shower and go back to bench with towel around waist. Starting to get a semi in anticipation. Still sipping on cold water.
Girl #1 walks in, still smiling and hugs me again. Speaks perfect english and presents me with options. Not quite thinking with my dik, I go with the $90 option. Knowing full well what a mediocre massage costs in the US and that Canadian $$$ is less than US, I'm good with this price. Girl was so fine and likable...and not Asian, unlike what's usual in the states. Looked kind of like a shorter Rhianna and her bright wide smile.
Girl #1 gets naked and we both get into the hot tub. I sit and relax my sore feet and back while she wraps her arms around me. We talk a bit...Where you from, What do you do, How are you, etc while she rubs her body up against me. I'm rock hard at this point and she knows it as she grabs ma dik and grinds me. My hands are both on her 10/10 azz, massaging it and hugging her back. At one point she turns around and starts grinding her azz on my hard dik. Every now and then I grab her tits (7/10 at best), but most of my hand attention is devoted to her azz. Would speculate that not one ounce of poop had ever come out of that gateway to heaven. *See crew sigs at end of post.* This goes on for about 20 minutes and not once did I lose my bonrar.
After we got out of the tub, we dried off for about a minute and then I laid on my front on the massage table. She rubbed my back, legs, and azz with oil and then she gave herself a coating. She then laid her greasy HBB body on my back and started rubbing away. My Oui Oiu reverted back to a semi state, but this was ok with me. I was relaxed and this part was more about the massage. The climax will come at a later time. The back massage though I would rate at a 8/10. Not a lot of hand action like the asian AMP's will give you, but this girl was just fit. She also mentioned earlier that she was a dancer at one of the clubs, which seemed to give her more mobility and not slipping and falling off of my fat ugly azz. Admired her for her endurance as this went on for about 15 minutes.
Now comes the flip portion. I turn around to lay on my back and she gets back on top of me. Dik is still in semi mode (but not totally micro penis flaccid) and she starts to play with it. Gets rock hard again and I get the front body rub. She's smiling, I'm smiling...we're both two consenting adults having a good time and smiling at each other. I of course grab her azz every opportunity I could reach it and she was cool with that.
Happy ending time has arrived. It took me a little time in this area, which was a bit of a surprise to me. Didn't lose the hard on at all (to my relief) but still wouldn't complete the act, even on 3 days no-fap. Finally after about 8 minutes of rubbing, I gave her soft round azz a good hard grab and I gushed about a litres worth all over my stomach and her hands. HBB goes over to the sink and cleans her hands off and then wipes the grisly mess I left on my whole lower torso, dik & balls.
I get up and take a quick shower to get some of the grease off of me while she give the room a wipe down. She was still nekkid, so I would occasionally glance at her while she would crouch down or bend over. Goddamn her azz was fukkin gorgeous.
I tipped her an extra $20 and we hugged (no lip kiss) and bid our goodbyes. I walked back to the hotel, refreshed for the rest of my trip.
So total damage came out to $190 Canadian (aboot $150 US). Massage was good, girl was great looks and demeanor, and happy ending was just that. Should also give me about 6 months worth of mental spank material for those times I am by myself.
Went higher grade on my trip to Montreal last month.
Here's my walkthru experience. Keep in mind Canadian $$$ are less than USA $$$.
Drove to Montreal with friends and was on 3 day no-fap. Had some alone time so decided to strole up Ste. Caths Street. Did some minor research on Montreal sex life so was aware of many massage parlors around area, as well as the lax local attitudes on it. Had about $200 Canadian with me at the time.
Got to Metcalfe St and saw a sign that said "MASSAGE". Was nervous cause can't speak french and didn't really know local MP customs. Had to walk up some stairs to the third floor and came to nice looking office. Lady greeted me in english and was given option of "renting" room for 45 min, 60 min, or more. Went with the hour rental for $80 and paid. Lady gave me cold bottled water (85 degree day & still nervous) and led me to my room. Room had massage bench, shower, and HOT TUB! Sat down on bench and lady said I could pick from 2 girls. I was there early so not much of a crew on duty.
Girl #1 walks in...Dark Caribbean Black, friendly demeanor with a big smile, gives me a tight hug and says Hi. Nice round little azz, which I will get into later. Skin complexion was soft looking like chocolate truffle. Says Bye and leaves room.
Girl #2 walks in...White, skinny, cute body, nice face but not much of a smile. Says Hi and gives light hug with air kisses...
I pick Girl #1
Counter lady instructs me to get undressed and take a shower and Girl #1 will be in and can negotiate price. Says it's usually between $50 to $90, depending on what I want. I take short cold shower and go back to bench with towel around waist. Starting to get a semi in anticipation. Still sipping on cold water.
Girl #1 walks in, still smiling and hugs me again. Speaks perfect english and presents me with options. Not quite thinking with my dik, I go with the $90 option. Knowing full well what a mediocre massage costs in the US and that Canadian $$$ is less than US, I'm good with this price. Girl was so fine and likable...and not Asian, unlike what's usual in the states. Looked kind of like a shorter Rhianna and her bright wide smile.
Girl #1 gets naked and we both get into the hot tub. I sit and relax my sore feet and back while she wraps her arms around me. We talk a bit...Where you from, What do you do, How are you, etc while she rubs her body up against me. I'm rock hard at this point and she knows it as she grabs ma dik and grinds me. My hands are both on her 10/10 azz, massaging it and hugging her back. At one point she turns around and starts grinding her azz on my hard dik. Every now and then I grab her tits (7/10 at best), but most of my hand attention is devoted to her azz. Would speculate that not one ounce of poop had ever come out of that gateway to heaven. *See crew sigs at end of post.* This goes on for about 20 minutes and not once did I lose my bonrar.
After we got out of the tub, we dried off for about a minute and then I laid on my front on the massage table. She rubbed my back, legs, and azz with oil and then she gave herself a coating. She then laid her greasy HBB body on my back and started rubbing away. My Oui Oiu reverted back to a semi state, but this was ok with me. I was relaxed and this part was more about the massage. The climax will come at a later time. The back massage though I would rate at a 8/10. Not a lot of hand action like the asian AMP's will give you, but this girl was just fit. She also mentioned earlier that she was a dancer at one of the clubs, which seemed to give her more mobility and not slipping and falling off of my fat ugly azz. Admired her for her endurance as this went on for about 15 minutes.
Now comes the flip portion. I turn around to lay on my back and she gets back on top of me. Dik is still in semi mode (but not totally micro penis flaccid) and she starts to play with it. Gets rock hard again and I get the front body rub. She's smiling, I'm smiling...we're both two consenting adults having a good time and smiling at each other. I of course grab her azz every opportunity I could reach it and she was cool with that.
Happy ending time has arrived. It took me a little time in this area, which was a bit of a surprise to me. Didn't lose the hard on at all (to my relief) but still wouldn't complete the act, even on 3 days no-fap. Finally after about 8 minutes of rubbing, I gave her soft round azz a good hard grab and I gushed about a litres worth all over my stomach and her hands. HBB goes over to the sink and cleans her hands off and then wipes the grisly mess I left on my whole lower torso, dik & balls.
I get up and take a quick shower to get some of the grease off of me while she give the room a wipe down. She was still nekkid, so I would occasionally glance at her while she would crouch down or bend over. Goddamn her azz was fukkin gorgeous.
I tipped her an extra $20 and we hugged (no lip kiss) and bid our goodbyes. I walked back to the hotel, refreshed for the rest of my trip.
So total damage came out to $190 Canadian (aboot $150 US). Massage was good, girl was great looks and demeanor, and happy ending was just that. Should also give me about 6 months worth of mental spank material for those times I am by myself.
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08-27-2016, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted By climberbrah⏩
Yeah... def olderOP if you think she was late 30s she was probably in her mid 40s. Real life late 30s asian girls that take care of themselves are still hot.
But old and safe is better than young and swat busting in and disrespecting my family
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08-27-2016, 07:05 PM
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You can thank feminism for making **** difficult in the states
08-27-2016, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Powerboiler⏩
read the article. das not it mane.. freedom of pissBe very very careful OP. This just happened in my city last month. Pretty messed up that our gov't does this.
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-...ing-operation/
TLDR:
City of Seattle opens a fake massage parlor, undercover female cop does massage and tries to get men to buy extra "services", get arrested and charged for sex offenses, 204 men arrested in a week.
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-...ing-operation/
TLDR:
City of Seattle opens a fake massage parlor, undercover female cop does massage and tries to get men to buy extra "services", get arrested and charged for sex offenses, 204 men arrested in a week.
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08-27-2016, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Powerboiler⏩
\That's so fuking stupid. Why is selling sex even illegal anyways?Be very very careful OP. This just happened in my city last month. Pretty messed up that our gov't does this.
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-...ing-operation/
TLDR:
City of Seattle opens a fake massage parlor, undercover female cop does massage and tries to get men to buy extra "services", get arrested and charged for sex offenses, 204 men arrested in a week.
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-...ing-operation/
TLDR:
City of Seattle opens a fake massage parlor, undercover female cop does massage and tries to get men to buy extra "services", get arrested and charged for sex offenses, 204 men arrested in a week.
Brb can pay for any other service from massage to mowing your fuking lawn but you can't suck my penor or I'll go to jail.
In all honesty, most men would be better off if they paid for sex. Whether we like it or not, we are all subconsciously spending WAY more in the pursuit of sex. Like men who buy fancy cars, fancy clothes, or even feel insecure and move out just to have their own place to impress females. Paying $50 to get your dick suked would make men stop putting pussy on a pedestal and women might finally have to get their sh!t together.
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08-27-2016, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted By BostonRockets⏩
its legal in europe\That's so fuking stupid. Why is selling sex even illegal anyways?
Brb can pay for any other service from massage to mowing your fuking lawn but you can't suck my penor or I'll go to jail.
In all honesty, most men would be better off if they paid for sex. Whether we like it or not, we are all subconsciously spending WAY more in the pursuit of sex. Like men who buy fancy cars, fancy clothes, or even feel insecure and move out just to have their own place to impress females. Paying $50 to get your dick suked would make men stop putting pussy on a pedestal and women might finally have to get their sh!t together.
Brb can pay for any other service from massage to mowing your fuking lawn but you can't suck my penor or I'll go to jail.
In all honesty, most men would be better off if they paid for sex. Whether we like it or not, we are all subconsciously spending WAY more in the pursuit of sex. Like men who buy fancy cars, fancy clothes, or even feel insecure and move out just to have their own place to impress females. Paying $50 to get your dick suked would make men stop putting pussy on a pedestal and women might finally have to get their sh!t together.
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I like your poison OP
08-29-2016, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Adnim⏩
HnnnnngMake sure they are all terrible at English so you know it's legit.


A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.
The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."
The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
09-01-2016, 06:05 PM
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It's addictive. I went a handful of times to the same girl, korean just like me. Led up to a smash.
I dont wanna think about how much I spent.
I dont wanna think about how much I spent.
350 lift it *******
09-01-2016, 06:21 PM
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yea they are worth it. you have to decide if you are in a younger women or older women sort of mood. younger women are more hnng obviously but give bad massages and bad handjobs. older women are more enthusiastic if you are good-looking, give really good massages, and pretty nice handjobs while you fondle their tits.
i would say 4/5 places use older women. there are certain spots that only employ younger women, but eventually they get so popular that they have to shut down from city inquiries.
your best bet is to use rubmaps and look for recent comments. you find the places on backpage. if you see a new opening, it has a higher chance of having younger women to get some customer flow. you know if it's new if it has no entry on rubmaps.
also, go for places that are very discreet. never go to one with a big sign alongside normal businesses.
like my favorite one is this place on the 2nd story of an office building. it is very discreet. no signs or anything just says "health center" on the window outside.
just went a few days ago and got a nice massage and handjob for $100. chinese chick with a nice body, nice tits, and nice attitude. massage was decent, handjob was decent, but she was enthusiastic and loved when i came ropes over the whole table and her tits.
they always like younger, fit guys in general. most of the clients are old men who are bored.
good luck.
i would say 4/5 places use older women. there are certain spots that only employ younger women, but eventually they get so popular that they have to shut down from city inquiries.
your best bet is to use rubmaps and look for recent comments. you find the places on backpage. if you see a new opening, it has a higher chance of having younger women to get some customer flow. you know if it's new if it has no entry on rubmaps.
also, go for places that are very discreet. never go to one with a big sign alongside normal businesses.
like my favorite one is this place on the 2nd story of an office building. it is very discreet. no signs or anything just says "health center" on the window outside.
just went a few days ago and got a nice massage and handjob for $100. chinese chick with a nice body, nice tits, and nice attitude. massage was decent, handjob was decent, but she was enthusiastic and loved when i came ropes over the whole table and her tits.
they always like younger, fit guys in general. most of the clients are old men who are bored.
good luck.
10-25-2016, 08:02 PM
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Went and just got back
She opened to door (locked)
She remembers me from last time so she hugs me
Go into room, tells me to undress, she left room
I undress and lay on table face down
She comes in and and lays on table next to me in sports bra and panties.
She starts rubbing saying "your body so sexy"
"you have sexy body"
This continues for a little
She is laying basically on top of me doing a poverty massage like a g/f would do (probably going for the g/f experience)
She starts playing with my balls and reaches and holds my cock with the other hand under my stomach
Continues for a little
Said "okay turn over"
I turn over (fully erect)
She lays next to me again, in my arm playing with my dick
I say nothing
next she said "You want sex"
I said yes
She got up and takes off all her clothes
Gets a condom and puts it on me and gets on top of me
penis goes in hole
She is jumping up and down on it
I tried to just go for a fast finish (lazy)
And it probably took 10 mins. . .
She takes off condom, cleans my dick, and ties the condom (wtf)
After she lays back with me
At this point I already finished so I just want out... (you know the post cum feeling)
But she is asking again where I live since last time and asking how I am so young and can afford to live where I live (CEO area)
I have a weird job so she did not really understand the concept of my job (English issue maybe).. We had this exact convo last time
I am hinting to leave...
She gets up and starts dressing
I put on my shirt and I am still like 50% erect because I was watching her..
She grabs my dick and says "I like"
Cost was $60 massage $40 sex ($100 total)
Last time was $60 massage and $100 sex.. (160 total) EDIT I think it was $150 last time
I assume the price/experience was because they are used to old out of shape possibly smelly dudes
And being not so old and not fat is a change for her
She opened to door (locked)
She remembers me from last time so she hugs me
Go into room, tells me to undress, she left room
I undress and lay on table face down
She comes in and and lays on table next to me in sports bra and panties.
She starts rubbing saying "your body so sexy"
"you have sexy body"
This continues for a little
She is laying basically on top of me doing a poverty massage like a g/f would do (probably going for the g/f experience)
She starts playing with my balls and reaches and holds my cock with the other hand under my stomach
Continues for a little
Said "okay turn over"
I turn over (fully erect)
She lays next to me again, in my arm playing with my dick
I say nothing
next she said "You want sex"
I said yes
She got up and takes off all her clothes
Gets a condom and puts it on me and gets on top of me
penis goes in hole
She is jumping up and down on it
I tried to just go for a fast finish (lazy)
And it probably took 10 mins. . .
She takes off condom, cleans my dick, and ties the condom (wtf)
After she lays back with me
At this point I already finished so I just want out... (you know the post cum feeling)
But she is asking again where I live since last time and asking how I am so young and can afford to live where I live (CEO area)
I have a weird job so she did not really understand the concept of my job (English issue maybe).. We had this exact convo last time
I am hinting to leave...
She gets up and starts dressing
I put on my shirt and I am still like 50% erect because I was watching her..
She grabs my dick and says "I like"
Cost was $60 massage $40 sex ($100 total)
Last time was $60 massage and $100 sex.. (160 total) EDIT I think it was $150 last time
I assume the price/experience was because they are used to old out of shape possibly smelly dudes
And being not so old and not fat is a change for her
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10-25-2016, 08:05 PM
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lmao at paying 60+ for a thai massage.
You pay $12 in thailand and some will wank your dink for free if your smart(srs)
You pay $12 in thailand and some will wank your dink for free if your smart(srs)
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Originally Posted By helpmee⏩
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So I call her
She answers.. English is like 75%
Says she is not busy
I tell her 45 mins
She says call her 20 mins away
I shower and start driving ...
Get nervous and need to pee. Stop at a McD
She actually called me at 15 mins before appointment .. I said I was almost there
She tells me where to park and what door to go in..
I get to the location.. Honestly it is the best location for this type of thing
It is in a good area.. In a large building in what you think would be a dentist off type suite
I park go up elevator

Door opens and she is already at the elevator in her doorway .. Her place is next to the elevator
I walk in she says hi. And hugs me ..
She was older but Asian. (It was what I expected from the reviews)
She shows me the room
She asked how long.. I said 30 mins
She said $50
I gave her the money
She tells me to undress and she would be back

So I undress and put my clothing on that chair
I lay down on the massage table completely naked no towel face down
This is the table

blurry but I needed to sneak the pic fast.
So she comes in .. she talks alot..
asks my job.. where I am from (assume trying to make sure I am not police)
She asked me how I afford to live where I live at my age(expensive area)
Well she is doing the massage (I never had a pro massage so not sure if it was good)
She is asking if I work out. How old I am etc.. (either she says that to everyone or I assume the average person she sees in older and fat ... Most likely)
She has clothing on.. But is on top of me.. normal massage for like 5 mins
Well I am on the table face down.. She tells me to put my legs apart off the sides of the table
She starts massaging my legs and ass
She is reaching down at my nuts and says "feels good?"
I said yes.. and she starts playing with my balls
I am fully erect but my penis is facing up towards my belly button
Plays with my balls for a couple minutes
Tells me to turn over..
I turn over..
Penis facing the sky
She puts lotion on it and is playing with it..
I have some pre.. And she is playing with that lol
She sits on the table next to me and she takes my hand and put it on her thigh
She begins to go full out with the H
I ask if I can touch her (beta lol)
She takes her shirt off right away .. no bra
but says no nipples to sensitive.. (umm k)
So she continues with her thing and I could have finished .. So basically I could have got full H for the $50
But I tell her to stop .. before I came
me more?
her yes? what want?
me full
her yes.. $100
me okay
She takes off her shorts
And said "you top, you tell me before you finish and I put on condom"
I said .. "I will put it on now" ( not going to go raw on her lol.. not that crazy )
She puts it on and said "you big, me small"
I laugh (legit 8)
She lays down..
put it in and start going
She said "you can hold me" (I had my arms on the side)
So I do
And I would say I only did that for 10 mins (she is talking like you would expect)
finish
she takes off the condom and looks in it and says "I like your poison" (I was thinking wtf)
Well she cleans me up (penor)
Tells me
"you nice"
"next time cheaper for you"
asks
"do you have a girlfriend.. If yes don't tell her.. you still come"
keeps saying it will be less next time and to come like every month
I get dressed she holds my hand (weird)
And she said "I show you around"
"this my place"
And we walk around the place she shows me the rooms
she said she works alone and its her place only.
She shows me the bathroom and says wash hands
I was my hands and go to leave
she said hug
I hug her
she said "cheaper next time" to me again
So it was $150
reason I chose this place even though she was older was because it had plenty of reviews and the location was safe..
And she lives in the area and legit owns the location so I am not dealing with some trafficked girl
$150 was okay
But not sure if I will do it again
So I call her
She answers.. English is like 75%
Says she is not busy
I tell her 45 mins
She says call her 20 mins away
I shower and start driving ...
Get nervous and need to pee. Stop at a McD
She actually called me at 15 mins before appointment .. I said I was almost there
She tells me where to park and what door to go in..
I get to the location.. Honestly it is the best location for this type of thing
It is in a good area.. In a large building in what you think would be a dentist off type suite
I park go up elevator

Door opens and she is already at the elevator in her doorway .. Her place is next to the elevator
I walk in she says hi. And hugs me ..
She was older but Asian. (It was what I expected from the reviews)
She shows me the room
She asked how long.. I said 30 mins
She said $50
I gave her the money
She tells me to undress and she would be back

So I undress and put my clothing on that chair
I lay down on the massage table completely naked no towel face down
This is the table

blurry but I needed to sneak the pic fast.
So she comes in .. she talks alot..
asks my job.. where I am from (assume trying to make sure I am not police)
She asked me how I afford to live where I live at my age(expensive area)
Well she is doing the massage (I never had a pro massage so not sure if it was good)
She is asking if I work out. How old I am etc.. (either she says that to everyone or I assume the average person she sees in older and fat ... Most likely)
She has clothing on.. But is on top of me.. normal massage for like 5 mins
Well I am on the table face down.. She tells me to put my legs apart off the sides of the table
She starts massaging my legs and ass
She is reaching down at my nuts and says "feels good?"
I said yes.. and she starts playing with my balls
I am fully erect but my penis is facing up towards my belly button
Plays with my balls for a couple minutes
Tells me to turn over..
I turn over..
Penis facing the sky
She puts lotion on it and is playing with it..
I have some pre.. And she is playing with that lol
She sits on the table next to me and she takes my hand and put it on her thigh
She begins to go full out with the H
I ask if I can touch her (beta lol)
She takes her shirt off right away .. no bra
but says no nipples to sensitive.. (umm k)
So she continues with her thing and I could have finished .. So basically I could have got full H for the $50
But I tell her to stop .. before I came
me more?
her yes? what want?
me full
her yes.. $100
me okay
She takes off her shorts
And said "you top, you tell me before you finish and I put on condom"
I said .. "I will put it on now" ( not going to go raw on her lol.. not that crazy )
She puts it on and said "you big, me small"
I laugh (legit 8)
She lays down..
put it in and start going
She said "you can hold me" (I had my arms on the side)
So I do
And I would say I only did that for 10 mins (she is talking like you would expect)
finish
she takes off the condom and looks in it and says "I like your poison" (I was thinking wtf)
Well she cleans me up (penor)
Tells me
"you nice"
"next time cheaper for you"
asks
"do you have a girlfriend.. If yes don't tell her.. you still come"
keeps saying it will be less next time and to come like every month
I get dressed she holds my hand (weird)
And she said "I show you around"
"this my place"
And we walk around the place she shows me the rooms
she said she works alone and its her place only.
She shows me the bathroom and says wash hands
I was my hands and go to leave
she said hug
I hug her
she said "cheaper next time" to me again
So it was $150
reason I chose this place even though she was older was because it had plenty of reviews and the location was safe..
And she lives in the area and legit owns the location so I am not dealing with some trafficked girl
$150 was okay
But not sure if I will do it again
I'm back, bitches!
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If you do, NEVER agree to sex for money. Another thing you can do is tell them to prove they aren't a cop before any discussion of money. They know how to do this and will do things cops won't do.
10-25-2016, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Adnim⏩
lmao @ the english partMake sure they are all terrible at English so you know it's legit.


I keep pushing because I think I'm untouchable. But I'll learn the hard way because I'm only a popcorn fart away from a 30 day ban.
10-25-2016, 09:08 PM
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fuark lol you don't even get sex?
10-25-2016, 09:31 PM
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Lol OP joined the dark side. Can confirm, used to go to petite little asian sloot for massage and phuk. Not sure about the prices in your area but she was like a solid 8/10 half Japanese half Chinese sloot with a decently tight puss and was $90 for hh. Was solid service too mane face phuking and hard dominant phuking because of her small size.
Most of them are old ugly sloots though and all the advertising is fake as phuk. Not to mention they can't speak English for sht.
Most of them are old ugly sloots though and all the advertising is fake as phuk. Not to mention they can't speak English for sht.
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Originally Posted By Adnim⏩
Hhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnggggggg if only they were actually this hotMake sure they are all terrible at English so you know it's legit.


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Originally Posted By Zac555⏩
Ties the condom? Maybe she's preserving your semen and wants to get pregnant. Could be why she's so interested and asking if you're a ceo/10k.

This her OP?
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10-25-2016, 09:45 PM
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Tied condom?
Babynames.com OP
Babynames.com OP
10-25-2016, 09:48 PM
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thanks for boner OP but lol at tying the condom.
shes gonna call you in 9 months wanting money from you cause she has your baby
u dun goofed
shes gonna call you in 9 months wanting money from you cause she has your baby
u dun goofed
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**** is stupid, prostitution should be legalized so we can at least do it in a safe way.
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